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<LCM_Apoc> I'm one scary mofo
<KevPryde> damn stRAight
<LCM_Tango> HAHHA
(Kerensky) its been...just over a year since I've had my first kiss :P
(Kerensky) and in between now and then, I've had....maybe.....
@ Kerensky counts his fingers
@ Kaz counts
(Kaz) um
(Kerensky) six?
(Kerensky) Oh, and you know what the best part was?
<RAndyIcN> lol
(Kerensky) The girl they came from turns out to have been PAID by a friend
(Kerensky) I was kissed by a dammed paid whore :P
<RAndyIcN> lol
<Shizmo> his first kiss was with a hooker
<Shizmo> rofl!
<Deltan> But did you enjoy it?
(`Davery) The hell if everyone knows my fictional SW name <Sair-semi> Change it! (`Davery) I was FC for over a year and people still can't spell it (`Davery) Sair Hair <RS_RAndy> heh, shut up DRAve (`Davery) LOL <`Kaz> Trebaloney <Sair-semi> TreBaloney-Clitoris (`Davery) cRAp.. I laughed at something RAndy said
<TyrinDRAx> Yes, one of them is an idiot, the other is...toleRAble
<LT_Briggs> thanks dRAx
<Capn_Mak> f*ck off dRAx
<TyrinDRAx> And they prove which is which ;)
* B_Jynzer spRAys los with a fire hose
<Los> AIE!
<Los> goddamn it Ben, did you have to go and get me wet?
<RS_RAndy> lol
<B_Jynzer> that's what she said
<B_Jynzer> I have that effect on people
<Los> heh
* `RedBabe listens to Savage Garden - Truly, Madly, Deeply <Jewly> Ugg...that's my ex girlfriends and my song. <`Mike> err <RS_RAndy> uhhh <LCM_Apoc> ummm
* Kaz looks at Shil <Shil> oh yes! <Shil> kazzle? <Shil> I need upload access. <RS_RAndy> heh, Kaz can give him an orgasam just by looking at him :P <Shil> in light of RAndys remark that upload access line looks RAther suspect now...
<RS_RAndy> heh, I seriously don't know, Briggs
<RS_RAndy> Brigga what?
<RS_RAndy> Brigga who?
<RS_RAndy> Brigga me?
<RS_RAndy> No, Brigga u :P
<LT_Briggs> lol
<LT_Briggs> in my mental state right now RAndy thats not all that funny
<RS_RAndy> heh
<RS_RAndy> Sorry Briggs
<LT_Briggs> no problem
* `Entropy gRAbs Thuku and ToRAn and shoves them in a closet. "Have your little love spat in there where we can't hear you." * ToRAn explodes in the closet
* BGN_Coop feels like some sex
* TRAte bends Coop over
* BGN_Coop waits for it
* TRAte slowly eases it in
* BGN_Coop bites his lower lip
* TRAte thrusts the broomstick in and out of Coop's rear
* BGN_Coop whimpers with delight
* BGN_Coop wonders what state the B&G's come to when anal broom sex goes unnoticed
