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#781 () - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<`Johnny> what are you guys talking about?
<Spokes_RS> women
<`Johnny> gotta go
> lol
*** `Johnny (~springdal@adl.net) tanca [04:37] RSIRC Version 3.5 by Shikkie KaaRAn ~!~ Online -=6hrs 57mins 53secs=-

#782 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<TRAcely> Since Mon Aug 30 14:26:55 1999, I have wasted 52.33260% of my life on IRC. (Most of it AFK)

#792 () - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<RAzz> I wish I got paid to whack off. That'd be sweet.

#794 (1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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* TyrinDRAx tilts his head, slowly moving closer
<TyrinDRAx> <<one cannot leave a romantic moment like that without even an attempt at a kiss ;)>>
<Los> <<lol>>
* Los moves back ever so slightly
<MAJCherin> <<yuckie... this stuff is so mushy, they would serve it as mushy peas for school dinners....>>
<Los> <<oh we excell at mushy sims, don't we Mike?>>

#806 () - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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* Los smacks Snake
<`Snake`> what?
<RS_RAndy> She likes playing with snakes :P
<Los> ..
* Los whaps RAndy
<`Snake`> ah, los, go on....:P
<RS_RAndy> owwww.<Los> go on what?
* RS_RAndy pouts at Lossie
<`Snake`> with playing with me
<Los> ...
* Los locks herself in the bathroom
<RS_RAndy> heh
<RS_RAndy> Los is a little happy right now, she'll be back though :P
<Los> I am not happy!
* RS_RAndy curls up into a ball waits to be smacked
<`Snake`> I hope she will, I was just having so much fun!!

#807 (0) - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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*** WesBelden (RS_Gizmo@host213-122-28-231.btinternet.com) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<WesBelden> wiki wiki wild wild west
* WesBelden shoots himself
*** Anthon^ (a@210.186.58.134) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<RS_RAndy> ....
<`Snake`> hey that was my job
<WesBelden> ...
<`Snake`> .... what?
<WesBelden> you can shoot me aswell if you have to..
<`Snake`> no
<`Snake`> aaawel okay it's so much fun... :P
<WesBelden> lol
* `Snake` shoots GIZZY in the head
<WesBelden> there ya go......ow

#808 (3) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<Shil> What George says: "Harkens back to the classic movies" What George means: "It's cRAppy. We're not even gonna try and hide it this time."

Shil on the Ep. II title.

#813 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<ToRAn> Fine, you got me! I'm gay!
* ToRAn comes out of the closet

#814 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<RicGRAvin> ive been tortured and R#PED in the EH :-P
<`Kaz> Yeah..Ronin almost got Dave too
<`Kaz> TRAce took one for the home team though....just dove right in the way
<GEN-Shik> he walked funny for a week
<GEN-Shik> didn't eat anythin' spicy either

#818 (2) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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* Shil not quite RAndom turns a RAndom MoV winner into chocolate and eats him

#824 (3) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Shil> The six Million Dollar Pervert! "We can rebuild him, we have the pornogRAphy!"

#826 (2) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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<`Rode> i will remember to be extRA nice to you now
<JakeBlues> she's a lioness with her cadets...
<`Rode> so?
<JakeBlues> and a tigress with her lovers.. ;)
<Cherin`> ooh ;)
* Cherin` huggles Jakey
<`Rode> now that one i kinda wnat to see
<Cherin`> nicely phRAsed
<JakeBlues> thanks, I have moments :)
* JakeBlues hugs you tight

#828 () - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* StrmTroop castRAtes himself with a dull, rusted spoon

#832 (1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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*** Cherin` changes topic to 'AW News Intro | blah | more blah | blah no-one listens to | weather blah | regional blah | sports blah | end credits'
<Owain> Boredom. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the AW crew, as we dicuss stRAnge topics, laugh at Shik, and bodly do nothing that can't be done done by a well-tRAined monkey.
<Owain> ::Pans out to view the members of the AW. The cameRA swiftly turns away, for the watcher's sanity.::
<Owain> Captains Log. Stardate, Some time around august. After leaving the planet of the nyphomaniacs, we were faced with a argonising decision. Who was gonna have the last rollo?

#837 () - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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<Dashy> Mmmm, nothing really changes around here does it? Young Boys will always trying and expoilate the few girls bRAve enough to join this club...........I LOVE IT!

#809 (-1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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* RAandu kicks Vender in the balls
<Vendz> I'm zappin OW! RAandu :p
* EtRAll hides in his corner, "I'm not here. I'm really stuck on a different planet.. yes that's right.."
* Vendz notices doritoes fall out of his pants...and some other object that he picks up and puts in a RAg while he cries
<LCLJester> lol
* Cherin` hides behind the bar
*** LCLJester is now known as JesterFLY
<Vendz> Someone call a mechanic, i'm broken :p
<RAandu> ohhhh I want the other thing that came out of your pants
<Vendz> No you don't :P
* EtRAll hides behind the bar pulling out some soda
<Vendz> help help i'm spelling zimbobway get a mechanic
* Cherin` gets a bottle of Archers Aqua from the bar, cRAcks it open, and sips it slowly
* Vendz chases after his balls that roll off
* EtRAll peaks out over the bar
*** `Eve has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
* Vendz gives Eve his RAg "Hold that..but don't look at it. I need to get some..er..equipment." :p
* RAandu pegs EtRAll between the eyes with a golf ball
<EliastRA> lol
<Vendz> AND DON'T LET RAANDU TAKE IT
* `Eve grins. 'Aww..it's lil fene in a blanket."
* `Kaz gives the RAg to RAandu
<`Kaz> Here...play with this
<EtRAll> Ouch! Hey!
<RAandu> ohhh
* EliastRA throws the RAg onto hot burning coals
* RAandu swings the RAgs around and slams it on the ground
<RAandu> RAg*
* Vendz quickly shoots out millions of bags of doritoes towards RAandu that knock him on his ass* EtRAll takes the golf ball and throws it out the window
* Vendz runs and takes the RAg back
* `Eve gRAbs the other end of the RAg
<RAandu> Come back with my legos!!!!!!!!
<Vendz> quick playing with my future kids!
<Vendz> wait
<Vendz> quit*
<Vendz> :p
<RAandu> quick?
<EtRAll> ...............
<Cherin`> ....this would be a huuuuge quote in the database.... shall I quote it or not??
<EliastRA> .....
<RAandu> Should we call you "minuteman"?
<`Eve> You need another part to make it a kid Fene :P
* EtRAll chuckles
* `Kaz gives Vender a talk
<Vendz> yeah :(
<Vendz> nooooo
* Vendz drinks koolaid
<Vendz> where is that big fat man i love so much
<`Kaz> Shik?
<`Eve> Can he help you have kids?
<`Kaz> rofl
* EtRAll decides to add to the insanity and runs around hugging everyone
<Vendz> Can shik? Yeah, but I wouldn't want him to help me :p
<Vendz> Now where'd my cock bar go?
* Vendz looks around for the RAg
* `Eve holds it up with a grin
* `Eve runs
* Vendz screws it back on
<`Eve> lol
<`Eve> Make sure it's a.. Phillip's head
<`Eve> ;)

#838 (1) - Posted by COL Kelron Jevix
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<ToRAn> Note to self, never finger Shik :P

#840 (1) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<`Johnny> Fion...I...dont...care....at...all...about...you....and....your....stupid...gRAmmar

#847 (0) - Posted by CMDR Johnny
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* `Johnny finds seveRAl old copies of Playboy with Shils mailing address on them, and many pages stuck together
<`Johnny> Here shil i think these belong to you
<Shil> Nope, I subscribe to PlayBeing . .
* Shil scRAtches onthe mailing addresss
<Shil> This says SHIK

#853 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<TyrinDRAx> Other than the penis and the facial hair i'm all woman ;)

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