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#1698 (6) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> in order to predict his volume change you need to kNOw the value of pi
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> It's new math!
[13:00] <WesBelden> CyrelMath

#3 (-1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Shik-JK> <_Queena> oh oops NO crahs <-- read here. oh oops NO crabs

#4 (-4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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(Rahj) how many men does it take to open a beer bottle? (Rahj) NOne, cause his women should open it and bring it to him

#5 (-1) - Posted by VA Trace
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<LColTrace> any [quotes] from me? <LtShikkie> lemme look <LtShikkie> NOpe <LColTrace> make one up

#8 (1) - Posted by VA Trace
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* Keets stands up, NOw behind the bar, and throws his G-string to Tara
<`Taraea> KNOcking Keets UP?.... o.O
<Keets> Tara, i'm pregnant!!!,
* `Taraea takes off the helmet and gets hit by a flying g-string. AAAAIIIGGGHHHH
* `Taraea runs away screaming "GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEE!!!!!"
<Keets> Tara, what about our baby?
* Keets runs after Tara, running while very nekkid
<`Taraea> Ewwww... Keets, EWWWWW...
* `Taraea steps on Keets repeatedly. Get away from me, freak!
* Keets streaks across the bar, everyone sees his generous offerings
<Keets> you heartless bitch! you get me pregnant then desert me to fend for me the fruit of our forbidden passion

#14 (4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`JK_Rich> Did you get Darkov's thingy? <Sair> why do you want Darkov's thingy? * `Charcoal has even LESS respect for the EH NOw....at least WE have the sense to have women in our orgies

#17 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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<DCS-2000> undernet servers suck. they always get DoS'ed <CMDR-Shik> Yea 2*** |5a1r| (vine_man@*.ipt.aol.com) Quit <03/02/2000 18:56:28> (3Server washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org Splitting from undernet) 2*** W (cservice@undernet.org) Quit <03/02/2000 18:56:28> (3Server washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org Splitting from undernet) 2*** CPT_Skull (NOt In IAL) Quit <03/02/2000 18:56:29> (3Server washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org Splitting from undernet) 2*** Dev-away (goldeneye@*.c3-0.crm-ubr1.crm.ny.cable.rcn.com) Quit <03/02/2000 18:56:29> (3Server washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org Splitting from undernet)

#18 (-1) - Posted by MGN John GAdRS
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<GAdBert> Didn't your great-grand-mother-in-law-twice-removed ever tell you NOt to believe everything you hear on the B&G?

#20 (3) - Posted by MGN John GAdRS
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<GAdBert> Stand up...if you used to be a ho <GAdBert> Stand up...if you ain't a ho NO more * Lt_Ares stands up

#30 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<COMWyvern> You all realize that there is NO Shikkie, right? <COMWyvern> He's a carefulyl bundled group of self-replicating scripts. <COMWyvern> He's NO more alive than Taraea's toaster.

#32 (3) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<VA-Raptor> NO! I hate being Dave! Gay french men message me when I use that nick! :P

#35 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<CMDROrian> IS A HIKEEBA?! (GAdBert) believe it or NOt, that's me <Raandu> That's when you put your legs behind and your head and have someone lick your a$$

#1697 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:56] * NaesDraw heads to his bunk, fires 4 rounds into it, and ZZZZZ's.
[22:56] * NaesDraw is NOw kNOwn as NaesBunk
[22:57] <Kirghy> Good to kNOw it's dead NOw.
[22:58] <Kirghy> Wonder how we'll explain that to Supply and Procurment.

#39 (2) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<Mairin> Or we adopted each other... :)
<`Dave> or we adopted eachother
<`Dave> LOL! :)
<Mairin> LOL! :)
<`Dave> ROFLOL!
<Mairin> ROFLOL!
<`Dave> Okay Mairin, NOw that we're thinking alike I think people might be in trouble. :p
<Mairin> I think they just might. :P

#40 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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<BlasterRS> IM.....shush
<IronManRS> Don't you "shush" me.
<IronManRS> For real, take it in msg.
<BlasterRS> We already did, if you havent NOticed
<IronManRS> Damn. Yall sound like a married couple.

#46 (-1) - Posted by VA Trace
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<CMDR-Shik> well then they suck lou <`don_Sair> ...they suck Lou? <DevilMan> NO NO NO <DevilMan> they do NOt suck lou <DevilMan> bad Sair bad!!!!

#47 (-1) - Posted by VA Trace
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<RS_PM> Yes Devil, it would appear the forces of Satan have been thwarted :P <DevilMan> I am responsible for many wrongs, pokemon is NOT one of them..

#49 (0) - Posted by VA Trace
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* MajOrian is grinded up inside the blender. <Kel-Solan> Anyone for Orny Juice? <MajOrian> Hehehehehe... <MajOrian> I'm NOt even gonna comment on that one.

#56 (-1) - Posted by FA Rahj Tharen
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<Col-Shik> I'm NOw a dirty whore! <Col-Shik> i'm NOt a slut. im just a cheap 'ho

#68 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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* CaptGavin looks down "Sorry Shikkie, mines broken
<LtShikkie> well gavin, thats NOt a lightsabre there thats broken. :P

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