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#708 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Kaz> You have to do RS work NOw Dave, like.....I donNO, go preside over the opening of a shopping mall

#714 (-1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Raandu> Mike's NOt here so I can't orgasm

#722 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Raandu> Hey Kaz get my proposition?
<`Kaz> NO I wont sleep with you for a million dollars

#727 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<TyrinDrax> i'm NOT horny
<The-AFK> That's rare
<Los> wow...Mike...
* Los feels his forehead
<TyrinDrax> aye, it is
<Los> Are you ill?

#742 (-1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* The-Amb needs sex
<Thuku> heh
<Thuku> NOthing like admitting it to the world
<The-Amb> Sex is like having both Ice Cream and Caffeine in the same time, only NOt combined
<Thuku> true
<Thuku> (as if I'd kNOw)

#685 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Kaz> NOw back to our HC work
* `Kaz changes the oil in the fryer
* `Kaz puts on a lil red and yellow visor
<`M-Moriya> i'd like an order of fries
<`Kaz> Would you like fries with that?
<`M-Moriya> I just ORDERED fries
* `Kaz looks nervous
<`Kaz> Would you like fries with that?
<`M-Moriya> Just one order of fries, and a milkshake. NOthing else, and i wouldn't like fries with that
<`Kaz> Would you like fries with that?
<`M-Moriya> Oh well....sure
<`M-Moriya> Oh and, super size that
<`Kaz> We're all out fries sir
<`M-Moriya> Okay, then make that a double quarter pounder with cheese
<`Kaz> We don't serve lunch for aNOther hour
<`M-Moriya> Okay........ Sausage mcmuffin with egg.
<`Kaz> Sorry sir, we stopped serving breakfast 10 minutes ago...part of a new policy
<`M-Moriya> rmmmmm....What exactly ARE you serving NOw?
<`Kaz> Misinformation

#743 (3) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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**NOte** This was through e-mail, funny though -------
<vender> wish Randy would get his computer fixed so the Dynamic Duo can once again make an interesting presence in wildcard along with the wild jokers :p <jester> Dynamic Duo? What, you run around in your underwear shouting "Holy Sarran Wrap, Randy!"?

#746 (0) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<`Kyle> NO threesomes!
<Lessia> lol
<Castin_8> They're really good Los

#757 (1) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<CastinFox> good, NO Batman riding
<CastinFox> wait, that came out wrong
<Vhojre> ...
<Vhojre> Do you want to ride BATMAN!?

#759 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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Coopra6000: what's goin' down?
Mike Bullian: NOt much, workin on killin myself
Coopra6000: you'd better NOt; i need someone to see final fantasy with
Mike Bullian: The story, silly

#760 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Crash> so...what is the main discussion topic today guys?
<Sigz> how hairy Ronin's ass is
<MAJ_Mo> how would you kNOw how hairy it is?
<Owain> Can we ever have something to talk about that doesn't make me want to throw up?
<MAJ_Mo> did you pull down his pants and see it?
<Crash> jeeze.....sorry i asked...
<Sigz> yes

#764 (3) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<CMRJester> you come in here, make an ass of yourself, then expect us NOT to mock you?
<Sconn> It's like intentionally dropping the soap in prison.

#766 () - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<CMRJester> RS vs EH in a battle of wits, it's like swatting flys with a Buick
<CMRJester> well, it's NOt really fair. They ARE unarmed

#768 (-2) - Posted by COL Kelron Jevix
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<B_Jynzer> wat a boner
<Los> its NOt long eNOugh
<MAJ_Mo> dang
<Los> its too short

#771 (-3) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* The-Amb is bored to his buttocks!
* Los pinches Amb's butt
* The-Amb is NOw bored and horny

#772 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<`Max> NO is only a yes that requires a little alcohol

#775 (-2) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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*** B_Jynzer is NOw kNOwn as B_Jizzher
*** B_Jizzher is NOw kNOwn as I_Jizdher

#785 (2) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<`Lefty> Hey, are you that french guy? I'd like to meet you in #Ilikeguys <`Dave>NO! bad LEFTY!

#794 (1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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* TyrinDrax tilts his head, slowly moving closer
<TyrinDrax> <<one canNOt leave a romantic moment like that without even an attempt at a kiss ;)>>
<Los> <<lol>>
* Los moves back ever so slightly
<MAJCherin> <<yuckie... this stuff is so mushy, they would serve it as mushy peas for school dinners....>>
<Los> <<oh we excell at mushy sims, don't we Mike?>>

#799 () - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<Shil> I just kNOw my best score PLT file got eaten by Scandisks "Lost file clusters" bullsh*t

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