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#1695 (2) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<`Kaz> I hope Brady gets aids this offseason
<`Kaz> Or like, ass cancer
<`Dismal`> ...That's the most humorous cancer I've heard of
<`Kaz> i dont want aNOther 4 months of OMG TEH PATRIOTS
<`Dismal`> 'Ass Cancer'
<`Kaz> seriously, ass cancer
<`Kaz> like farrah fawcet
<`Kaz> I remember everyone all sad over her cancer
<`Kaz> then I found out she has fucking ass cancer
<`Kaz> and its like "lol...ass cancer"

#214 (4) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<Thuku> ok fine... Shik, you're a man
<Thuku> a manly man
<`Davery> lol... and Thuku bestows the title of manhood on Shik
<BGN-Shik> thanks.. i guess
<`Davery> This day shall henceforth be kNOwn as "Shik's Manhood Day"... NOvember 2nd

#216 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Olen> the queen mother celebrates her 1,538th birthday
<`Cake> NO, that cant be... that bitch better die soon!
<Olen> and while the crowds look on with an attitude something like despair

#217 (4) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<`Kaz> I dont see SW nerds in the bible anywhere <`Kaz> I must've missed a book <B_Jynzer> Kaz, it's in the book after genesis, called Star Wars Nerds and other people you'll see at the porNO checkout counter.

#220 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<LCL_Kyle> When 900WPM you reach, spell as good you will NOt.

#221 (3) - Posted by CMDR Kem Chrosid
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<Likott> urinal cakes and panties... the breakfast of champions.
<Likott> it would be hilarious to fill a pinata with urinal cakes and NOt tell the little kids about it.

#225 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Cpt-Randy drunkenly gives Dylor's ass a squeeze
* Cpt-Randy looks at Dylor, "You NOt Los..."

#226 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Cpt-Randy> "Welcome to the Korriban Taco bell, will you have the Sith Burrito?"
<CptVender> If it gives me gas, NO thanks..

#230 (4) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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*** NOw talking in #OuterRim
*** Topic is 'Outer Rim: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and Sheep are Scared.'

#237 (0) - Posted by LCL Ryan Deean
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<BGNPython> but a lot of the ppl are quite rude in comparison to the british. we always say please and thankyou and excuse me and stuff like that, the ppl in bruges just igNOre you
* RyanDeean farts
<RyanDeean> excuse me

#247 (3) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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* RS_Shik dances like Shizmo, cute and furry like.
* SVBerkana looks at Shik
<RS_Davery> We hire Shik out to do belly dances for foreign dignitaries, if you\'re interested
<RS_Shik> :D
<SVBerkana> Well its Ramaj\'s bachelor\'s party tomorrow night
<SVBerkana> and ehm...
<SVBerkana> Well why NOt Shik :)

#255 (-1) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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<Cpt-Randy> !8ball Will Skull's Dick get bigger than 4 inches?
<Wesley1> Cpt-Randy, |8ball says:| Yes Yes Yes Yes
<Cpt-Randy> NO!

#262 (2) - Posted by VA Trace
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<Trace-> Ive been sucking for over a year NOw

#267 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets turns into a gerbil and scuttles around * Los turns into aNOther gerbil <`Dylor> And we all kNOw what gerbils do. <SentMosh> And dogs. <Los> poop all over the place? <Keets> yay, let's have hot gerbil sex <SentMosh> And... any other sort of mammal.. <Los> hot gerbil sex! * Los has hot gerbil sex with Keets * Keets squeeks and cums <`Dylor> Good god.. * Keets promises he'll call in the morning * Los smokes a tiny ciggarette * Keets runs away

#270 (0) - Posted by VA Trace
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** SeX is NOw kNOwn as Trace
<Sently> Can't wait to get some Trace tonite...
* CptVender wouldn't be surprised if Erin and Mike had trace. :P
* Sently would watch

#276 (3) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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*** RaanduXvT is NOw kNOwn as Raandu <IllLos> Raandu got shot down quickly <Raandu> NOt really
<`Entropy> Happens often with Raandu. In XvT and women.

#278 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets sits back down on the couch and lays Los in his lap
* Xexre yawns.
<Raandu> and?
* Cpt-Randy beats Raandu down with Ater
<Ater> Stop humping my tree.
<Raandu> Los you're still oped?
<Xexre> Keets, using women to cover your hard-on is NOt very effective.
<Xexre> Trust me.
<Los> yup
<Raandu> :P
* Raandu pouts
* StrmTroop tackles Keets, making Los fall to the couch by herself
<Keets> shuttup Orny, you'll let everyone kNOw
* Los flashes her op sign at Raandu
* Keets is uncovered
* StrmTroop laughs
* Los bounces on the couch
<Xexre> Considering Los is slowly rising off of your lap...

#281 (0) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* Raada shakes her head. I like to do anything. Except strip clubs. Those aren't much fun.
* MAJ_Krill makes a face, "Seeing but NOt having just isn't nice...unless you're one of them..." waves back at the B&G
* Glytch_ waves back

#289 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<LCM-Mike> You do NOt kNOw the power of the perverted side!
<IronManRS> Yeah I do, and it's VERY powerful
<glytch> Join us... together we can end this destructive morality and bring sex jokes to the galaxy!

#290 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Trystan> "Yousa thinking yousa's pants gonna get wrinkled?" "I don't kNOw." "Gungans get pleated to, eh?" "I hope NOt." "Gungans NO dying without pants. We tailors. Wesa got a grand wardrobe!"

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