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#1126 (1) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* Duck3 humps Duck1
* Duck2 humps Duck3
* Duck1 humps Duck2
<Duck1> wait a sec, does that mean we're all male ducks
* Duck3 NOds
* Duck2 eyes opens wide and he quickly waddles away

#1129 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<Vender> I say better stuff all the time..and yet NO one quotes it..

#1130 (-2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<Dashy> NOthing like being beaten by yourself :P

#1131 (4) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Dashy> NO, your just desprete
<CMR_Randy> heh
<RS_Gizmo> yeh, when spelled correctly :P
<RS_Gizmo> thought that was some kind of french food for a second :P
<RS_Gizmo> "excuse me sir, but would you like a desprete?"
<Dashy> shut up, its late

#1132 (2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Shi`iara> I don't have big eNOugh breasts.

#1134 (2) - Posted by CMDR Dash "Dashimus" Xander
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<Toran> Right, back on igNOre you go.
<Cherin> fine. Like I give a [kriff]
<Borsk> People, People, This is NOt the Animosity Battle Group. :P

#1138 (2) - Posted by LCM Pluto III
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<`JK_Rich> I bet you didn't get an NL out every week. :P
<Vender> NOw I just have NO choice. Bah!
<`JK_Rich> maybe 2 or 3 a month. :P
<VA_Raptor> lol.. NO, those NL's were monthly
<VA_Raptor> They were hard as hell to whip up
<`Pluto> if i get one out a month i feel like i'm doing good
<VA_Raptor> Fleet NL's came out more often
* Vender does his bi-weekly, though he could do them daily if he wanted to.. :p
<`JK_Rich> hmmm
<VA_Raptor> bi-weekly NL's? sweet crap
<Vender> Yeah. Plus Killboard&News Updates every 3-4 days.
<`Pluto> * Vender types: "...and today was aNOther exciting day. I sat on my ass and ate a ham sandwich. Activity these past 24 hours has been low..."
<VA_Raptor> ROFL
<Vender> that's ham SAMICH to you, buddy.
<VA_Raptor> Crap.. I laughed at something Pluto said
<`Pluto> heh
<Vender> someone should quote that.. :p

#1139 (-1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* COL_Gab shoots random people
*** `Mike` (~mikebulli@AC97B95F.ipt.aol.com) Quit ("They call that being a patriot, I just call it igNOrant." -Anti-flag - Red White and Brainwashed)
<COL_Gab> heh
* COL_Gab cleans Mike's blood and hides the body

#1140 (5) - Posted by LCM Robert E. Jensen
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<Kelron> "I say two weeks to get the group rested."
<Kelron> "After that, we head in hard and fast."
<CMR_Randy> "Don't you think we should use protection?"
<Kelron> "We have eNOugh protection right here ::taps the head:: where it counts."
<CMR_Randy> "But what if we don't pull out on time?"
<Kelron> "Oh we will, we'll kNOw when its time to pull out."
<CMR_Randy> "Good, we don't want any accidents."
<Kelron> "Agreed, the concenquences of that are huge. I don't think I could live with those for the rest of my life."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah. Well, from the sound of this things could get a little rough."<CMR_Randy> "But ya kNOw, I like it rough."
<Kelron> "Its definetly going to be a tight situation...and I agree, rough is so much more fun."
<CMR_Randy> "Just as long as it doesn;t get too rough, cause it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt."
<Kelron> "I agree 100%, thats why when you're doin it, you gotta be sure everything is set to go, and all parties kNOw of the dangers of doing it too rough."
<Kelron> "Espically when we go int the back door."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah, cause that can get downright messy."
<CMR_Randy> "If we screw up then they shavit all over us."
<Kelron> "The trick is to be sure they've done their business before we get to ours."
<CMR_Randy> "Well, I just hope that this thing doesn't get ugly."<Kelron> "I'd rather pull out early than too late, cause pulling out late can caus complications."
<Kelron> "Espically with the shield."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah, pulling out late is a very dangerous thing, you never kNOw what exactlys gonna happen."
<CMR_Randy> "Ok, thanks. I definately think we need to do it, it sounds like fun."
<Kelron> "Hell yeah, and NO problem."
<CMR_Randy> "But for NOw I'm gonna go get some Caf and then take a cold shower... it's kinda hot in here."
<Kelron> "I think a cold shower is definetly in order."

#1141 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Jan-lo> I'm in Intel. If we don't kNOw, we make it up.

#1142 (5) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<`Pluto> i can just see the internet splitting into MS and NOn MS factions because NOn MS users can't use anything NOn MS

#1146 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<TyrinDrax> and I go bed NOw.
<Kelron> NO Mike, wait!
<Kelron> Ent needs his evening 'servicing' first.
<Kelron> And I'm too tired to do it this time.
<TyrinDrax> Damnit...
* TyrinDrax blows Ent on the way out
*** TyrinDrax (~mikebulli@ACAE63DE.ipt.aol.com) Quit

#1150 (1) - Posted by MAJ Kevin Pryde
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<CMR_Randy> Hmmm
<CMR_Randy> Imagine Poc as a father...
<Kelron> ...I'd rather NOt.
<Kelron> "And this son, is porNO..." "goo goo" :-P
<Kelron> "Yes son, thats a cum shot" :-P
<KevPryde> Here's a question, Poc. What if it's a female? ;P
<Kelron> lol...then it'll be 'sex ed'
<CayHW> ...
<CMR_Randy> ...
<CayHW> INCEST!!!!!
<KevPryde> ...
<Kelron> ...that came out wrong.

#1151 (-1) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<Kelron> I am neither with NOr against the senator of Zak
<Ciredik> am I a city, country, or planet? :P
<`Entropy> System
<Kelron> Cause only that can contain your ego.
* Ciredik opens up the production center and begins building spacedocks

#1152 () - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[13:27] <Kelron> Suicide is pointless.
[13:27] *** `Spyder is NOw kNOwn as SpyCANCER

#1153 (6) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:44] <`JK_Rich> And what's your name, person at Gav's computer. :P
[22:44] <Executer> yay!
[22:44] <Executer> me?
[22:44] <Executer> Erin
[22:44] <Kirghy> o.O
[22:45] <Sconn> I KNEW IT!
[22:45] <Kirghy> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO....
[22:45] <Sconn> GAV IS SLEEPING WITH INDY!
[22:45] <Sconn> AGUH!
[22:45] <Kirghy> roflmao
[22:45] <`Entropy> rofl
[22:45] * Sconn hides!
[22:45] * Sconn hides A LOT!

#1154 (0) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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* Himm looks around. NO Gab is to be seen, so he grabs the opportunity to op Ceph before Gab can make any protests
*** Himm sets mode: +o Cephisus

#1157 (2) - Posted by VA Gavin Cantorph Kravis
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TFA Exar Kun: hehe his packets were bigger than ours
RS_Sconn: I had packet envy
RS_Sconn: Y'kNOw what they say: Once you go pack, you never go back...

#1163 (-1) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[23:00] <`Davery> So Jan, what brings you to these hours to rub shoulders with the unmentionable dregs of RS society? :P
[23:00] <Jan-lo> I had to kick back and see some silliness after a tough mission. :P
[23:00] <Tag> ...Dave, since when are we the dregs?
[23:00] <Kerensky> ....thank you, dave, for restating my question in such a way that made it utterly boring
[23:00] * Tag holds a blaster under Dave's chin.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <`Davery> Case in point
[23:01] <`Davery> Erin holds a "blaster" under my chin
[23:01] <`Davery> Like I was saying :P
[23:01] <Cay-Qel> lol
[23:01] <Kirghy> There's an easier way.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> He's got a point, Tag. ;)
[23:01] * Kirghy kicks Dave in the shins
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <Jan-lo> Stop beating up my wingman.
[23:01] <Kerensky> Dave's your wingman?
[23:01] * `Davery kills Kirghy
[23:02] <`Davery> Isn't it ironic? :P
[23:02] <Jan-lo> If Ghost ever gets started. :P
[23:02] <Sconn> Dave's my bitch.
[23:02] * Tag sits the old man in his chair and gives him his cane and his medication.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> of course...remember when she did it with him and...uhhh...Face, I think
[23:02] <Tag> Raptorpoo and I flew together.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> :-P
[23:02] * Jan-lo steals the cane and gives the medication to Entropy
[23:02] <`Davery> wasn't me
[23:02] <Tag> It was an interesting experience.
[23:02] *** Kirghy is NOw kNOwn as GhostKirg
[23:02] <GhostKirg> Dang it Dave
[23:02] <`Davery> We flew together?
[23:02] <Kerensky> jan, you poor soul
[23:02] *** Cay-Qel is NOw kNOwn as GhostElvn
[23:02] <Kerensky> you will be dying first mission, because your wingman's arthritis kicked in
[23:02] * Jan-lo hits Kirghy's respawn button
[23:02] <Jan-lo> rofl
[23:02] *** GhostKirg is NOw kNOwn as Kirghy
[23:02] <Kirghy> lol
[23:02] *** GhostElvn is NOw kNOwn as GhostCay
[23:03] <Tag> The senility, too.

#1164 (4) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<`Kaz> Did Mike ever leave?
<`Kaz> Seems like he just spends his days making up a new name
<`Davery> lol
<`Kaz> You havent NOticed?
<`Davery> heh.. GheyMon
<`Kaz> Every single day it's a new one
<`Davery> Yeah, I have NOticed
<`Davery> It's a subtle way for him and Los to f*ck
<`Kaz> I mean, Im giving it a week before Rahj walks in on them
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> And Wyvern appears out of NOwhere to threaten him with MoJ charges
<Kirghy> lol
<`Kaz> ...I laughed so hard at that
<`Kaz> couldnt.....stop...laughing
<`Davery> As did we all
<`Kaz> Just the idea of Rahj happily going about his business on IRC, and BAM
<`Kaz> There's Wyvern getting it on
<Depharic> Heh
<`Davery> I still don't understand why he entered that channel anyway
<`Kaz> I bet he screamed like a girl <`Kaz> Running away to Subway
<`Davery> "Oh look, I whoised Wyvern and he's in some suspicious channel called '#ICYBERWITHALTA' maybe I'll go in!"
<`Kaz> The rant Wyvern gave was even better
<`Davery> Yes.. I got the rant in its entirety. He made a special plea to me to restrain Rahj. I think I just encouraged him to make fun of them more.
<`Davery> Yes, I was a just FC
<`Kaz> Kind of like when I was mocking those EH ambassadors
<`Davery> rofl
<Depharic> 'restrain' Rahj?
<`Davery> B-I-N-G-O
<`Kaz> Much as I may dislike Rahj at times, that was classic
<`Kaz> Why do people insist on coming to IRC to pretend to f*ck
<Depharic> Lack of IRL pussy?
<`Kaz> commas aren't that erotic
<`Davery> I hope NOt
<`Davery> All we need to do is be accidentally turning on Shik or something
<Depharic> Heh
<`Kaz> rofl

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