<Codyman> you kNOw what I always find funny about Xmen (movie)....professor X and Magneto are gay in real life, and it's all I really ponder when I see them interact in the movie
<Codyman> it's just kinda funny
<`Kaz> yeah but he's totally married with kids
<`Kaz> So...I donNO, how does that work
<Codyman> I dunNO, I ain't his therapist
<`Kaz> Where'd you get that professor x was gay?
<`Gunman> Yeah, where?
<Codyman> i dunNO, my gay friend told me that once, figured he'd kNOw as well as anyone really
<`Gunman> pfff
<`Kaz> Magneto is but that's common kNOwledge
<Codyman> dammit, don't destroy my dreams about two old gay dudes going at it
[15:20:06] * KieraBITCH slaps Mitsukai around a bit with a used red but-plug
[15:20:09] * Riv_Monn slaps Mitsukai around a bit with a large NOn-trout
[15:20:18] * Mitsukai eats them. Both of them.
[15:20:27] <Mitsukai> Mmmm, tastes like shit...
[15:20:33] <Mitsukai> Slimey, yet satisfying..
[15:20:35] <Riv_Monn> brb
[15:20:38] <KieraBITCH> Shit and silicone
[15:20:42] * Riv_Monn is NOw kNOwn as Riv|Food
[00:05] <`Kaz> This is why NOne of you will ever have my number
[00:05] <`Kaz> That and you fuckers would call me when Im trying to be drunk
[00:05] <LGN_Raven> fuck if I'd care if you were okay :P
[00:05] <`Kaz> The RS isnt the same without me
[00:05] <Licah> lol
[00:05] <Licah> I just got an image of kaz and sair chatting on the phone for hours every night
[00:05] <LGN_Raven> LOL
[00:06] <LGN_Raven> Kaz in bed with cotton swabs in his toes bitching about the stupid in the world to Sair? :P
* NOw talking on #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
* Topic for #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL is: RS FC NOminations close today at midnight.
* Topic for #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL set by Licah at Fri Jul 07 14:39:54 2006
[12:21:04 AM] * Licah has changed the topic to: RS FC NOminations closed today at midnight.
[12:22:30 AM] * `Kaz has changed the topic to: RS FC NOminations closed today up three and a quarter
[22:41] <RSDefcon> <Kueller> Here's my question for
Stackpole: As an author, I'm sure you're always
looking to try new type of story, one that would
stick out amongst the NOw growing Star Wars genre.
What are your thoughts about creating a book or new
series that lets the bad guys win? Maybe a
continuation or expansion on the Steele Chronicals.
I can't speak for everyone here, but I'm getting
sick of the good guys always coming up on top.
[22:42] <Stackpole> Interesting idea. I'd have to be
invited to write such a tale first. It certainly
would fun to explore it. And I think, contracturally,
that's about as far as I can go with that.
[22:42] <Stackpole> NQ
Session Start: Wed Jul 29 22:33:41 1998
<MacMan_RS> I think we should award Stack and
Alliston the RS Medal of hoNOrary membership.
<MacMan_RS> <Castor_EL> Absolutely!!!
<VA_Raptor> Speedy was also thinking that we should
offer them HoNOrary RS Membership
<MacMan_RS> What do ya think?
<VA_Raptor> Sounds good to me, do you want me to
anNOunce it when they are done answering q's or
something like that?
<MacMan_RS> Um, I think I'll leave it up to RC.
<VA_Raptor> K, well just tell me when you need me,
if you need me
<MacMan_RS> Okay. Im talking it over with RC NOw.
<Sconn> Aunt Jemima's NOt my aunt, she's black.
<kailen> a bit yes
<`Kaz> SCONN DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
* kailen gasps
<kailen> I'm black
<TheShadow> Sconn, are you a little racist?
<LCable> Yes, his pimp hand is definitely racist.
<Sconn> ...nah dude, I'd love to express my love to a busty nubian princess. I'd express it all over her.
<`Kaz> 10 points to Sconn
<`Kaz> 0 to Cable
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> You're going to need to really step up your game
[23:13] Karredo: When are you returning to civilization, Heavy?
[23:15] RS_HeavyD: if by civilization, you really mean online everyday, that'll be september
[23:17] Karredo: Is there aNOther kind of civilization?
[23:17] RS_HeavyD: the civilization where a person actually lives without internet
[23:18] RS_HeavyD: 24/7
[23:18] Karredo: That's like...barbaric...
[23:18] Karredo: And primitive...
[23:18] Karredo: People LIVE like that?
[23:18] RS_HeavyD: NO, that's just living life outside of four walls
[23:19] Karredo: Blasphamy
[23:19] RS_HeavyD: if i really wanted to, i could forget about the internet all summer and NOt have a single worry, although you guys are too good of friends to just leave hanging without me
<Codyman> just remember the first rule of the RS: don't sleep with any woman in the RS
<Shinagami101> when im older and in it for 10 Years possibly
<`Kaz> yeah
<`Kaz> It fucks you up
<Shinagami101> i wouldnt anyway :P
<`Kaz> yeah man I wasnt going to either
<Codyman> you say that NOw, but sometimes they just drive up to your door and try to fuck you
<Codyman> spyder tore like a swath of destruction across the continental US
* Shinagami101 gets out a NOtepad and starts taking NOtes
<Shinagami101> do go on
<Codyman> some of their vaginas have been kNOwn to swallow entire souls
<`Davery> Marry a lawyer or something
<`Kaz> Marry a pirate
<`Kaz> Then you can sail the seven seas and whatNOt
<`Davery> wtf mates
<`Davery> i'm marrying Rich
<`Davery> askfdjasldfjlsdkf
<`Davery> SLKfdjaldkjf
<`Davery> asdkfjklvsjd;ld
<`Davery> cs.smd,f.
<`Davery> *rich
<Licah> ....
<`Davery> as in wealthy
<Licah> um
<`Davery> WEALTHY
<`Davery> fucking damnit
<Licah> rofl why did you capitalize that
<`Davery> SHUT THE HELL UP
<`Josh> For the record: I didn't vote for Dave :P
<Vaughan99> The Minister of Boobies voted Raven
<Vaughan99> I . . . have NO vote, so didn't vote at all :P
<Rekio> I voted for the Hoff.
<KazAFK> I abstained like a mormon
<GEN_Raven> Eric voted in your steed :P
<Vaughan99> That bastard stole Kaz's horse!
<KazAFK> lol
<KazAFK> ...Vaughan...
<KazAFK> You fucking win
[11:25] <RS_JonAnchor> dang cant believe that I am NOt allowed to own a silencer in this state =(
[11:25] <Shikkie> who do you need to shoot that it has to be quiet?
[11:26] <RS_JonAnchor> a rat :)
[11:26] <Shikkie> bb gun
[11:27] <RS_JonAnchor> nah it will bounce off need to penetrate ;P
[11:28] <Shikkie> ten pumps should penetrate
[11:28] <Shikkie> er.
[11:28] <Shikkie> don't quote that
[11:28] <RS_JonAnchor> ROFL@!!!!
<CodyPup> for the record, when I stated that my work is the kinda place where you'd work if you really just wanted to crawl into a gutter and die.....there's NOw a dead cat in front of our office that litterally crawled into the gutter and died
<`Davery> ew
<CodyPup> and we can't get it removed till like Tuesday cause the people who come and do that kinda stuff are off on sunday and monday
<`Davery> just get a really big shop vac
<CodyPup> fuck it, i'm off
<CodyPup> i ain't fucking with dead animals in asia
<CodyPup> that's how outbreak movies start
<`Kaz> lol
<`Kaz> He has a rather valid point
<CodyPup> that's like being in the congo in africa and finding a dead whore in a gutter and being like "Let me just fuck that dead whore, what could go wrong?"
<GEN_Raven> Oh yeah
<GEN_Raven> apparantly ANOTHER professor thinks im crazy
<GEN_Raven> I went to one of the LA professors that deals with population studies and asked him for some growth models
<GEN_Raven> he asked me for what...
<GEN_Raven> I explained...
<GEN_Raven> ... he kicked me out of his office
* Vaughan99 laughs
<Vaughan99> He . . . kicked you out of his office?
<Vaughan99> Haha
* Vaughan99 shakes his head
<Vaughan99> Did you kick his ass? :P
<GEN_Raven> NO I stood outside his office, waited 5 minutes
<GEN_Raven> and kNOcked again
<GEN_Raven> he opened the door, looked at me... and shut it in my face and locked it
<GEN_Raven> So... I figure I win
<GEN_Raven> which makes me 1-0 for the day
* Vaughan99 laughs!
<Vaughan99> You made a professor lock himself in his office?
<Vaughan99> Hahahaha
<Vaughan99> That's awesome
<Vaughan99> You should get a medal or something for that
<Vaughan99> Rekio, you're Medals Officer
<Vaughan99> Find something appropriate
<Vaughan99> Although it may be a whole new level of awesome beyond anything we currently have
<GEN_Raven> man, I was just trying to be a good ALO!
<GEN_Raven> I'm going to find aNOther professor after my physics class
<Vaughan99> You could repackage it into a context more easily consumed by 'the NOrms'
<Vaughan99> Such as -- fiction writer :P
<GEN_Raven> fuck that
<Vaughan99> Yes, but you get what you want :P
<GEN_Raven> "I need to make up planetary information for an online group dealing with the logistics of a multi-sector spacial organization in the Star Wars universe. Population charts plz?"
* RS_JonAnchor is confused on whats going on by NOv 20th ;)
<Rekio> Jon are you staying with Phal or Rag?
<RS_JonAnchor> cant have both eh?
<Rekio> uhh, NO.
<RS_JonAnchor> bummer
<RS_JonAnchor> then it will be Phal
<Rekio> k
<RS_JonAnchor> but I want Rag as well ;)
<Rekio> I want a million dollars.
<Rekio> Want to trade?
<RS_JonAnchor> sure you give me a million dollars I will give you Rag ;P
<Rekio> heh
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!
<Rekio> NOne of the IBG squadrons are very strong. So there's a possibility that Phal will fold.
<Rekio> So then you might get Rag :P
<RS_JonAnchor> But I want Phal also ;)
<RS_JonAnchor> cant I have both?
<RS_JonAnchor> so how is this going to work are we going for XWA and XvT platform tied together?
<Rekio> yes, NO.
<Rekio> the same a smiliar story. but Vaughan's got it all put together.
<RS_JonAnchor> huh? so then I can have both Rag and Phal on my profile?
<Rekio> NO
<RS_JonAnchor> m'kay
<Rekio> its one unit
<Rekio> one big happy family
<Rekio> or something
<RS_JonAnchor> yeah but.....why cant we still have the same squads?
<Rekio> we do
<RS_JonAnchor> then I can have both Rag and Phal in my profile then
<Rekio> NO
<RS_JonAnchor> grr....
<Rekio> Phal and Rag are competeing against each other.
<Rekio> Thus you can't be in both.
<RS_JonAnchor> I can compete with myself I do it all the time
<Rekio> ...
<Rekio> I will hurt.
<RS_JonAnchor> want me to argue with myself?
<Rekio> NO, go run ORW3 :P
<RS_JonAnchor> dont make me do it
* Rekio shoos
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!!
<RS_JonAnchor> "click click" quoted!! ;P
<RS_JonAnchor> I Love my Job!!!
<CodyPup> great, randy's back to adding completely obscure randomness to the wiki
<`Davery> lol I NOticed that too
<`Davery> He has NO RS positions and he's NOt even in the club yet he randomly returns to make wiki entries
<`Davery> on like... space trade routes
<CodyPup> oh, THAT Nitram Lutha Hyperboulevard;
<`Josh> hey it keeps him busy and out of our hair, let him be
<CodyPup> The Nitram Lutha Hyperboulevard is named after the infamous Defel anarchist and peace activist, Nitram Lutha
<CodyPup> lol
<CodyPup> you can't really be an anarchist and a peace activist
<Shikkie> anarchy would permit peace or violence due to lack of order
<CodyPup> it would permit anything
<CodyPup> there'd be dogs with birthday hat cones on their heads covered in peanut butter running around killing cats riding atop walruses
<CodyPup> that aint peace
<`Josh> That would be cool to see though
<Codyman> i teach people kNOwledge
<`PM> Work is what you do as a means to the end
<Codyman> but it's gay
<`PM> You teach them gay kNOwledge?
<`PM> I'd like to see one of those classes.
