<`Davery> hi Inys. I'm better than you :P <Inys> NO you're NOt :P <`Davery> Am too! :P
<Inys> the kazoo himself told me i was better!
<Inys> are NOt! <`Davery> Last night he said I wasn't bad <`Davery> umm, that sounds wrong
<Kadarh> Is Randy as faggy IRL as OL? :P
<Capt_Mo> lol
(RS-Rickie) NOt realy
(RS-Rickie) but he says your as straight as a circle
(RS-Rickie) *:P
<Kadarh> Yeah. We made cyberlovin' last night.
<Capt_Mo> WHAT????
<Capt_Mo> You made cyberlovin with Randy?
<Capt_Mo> Fion, ur skin would get all wrinkly
<Capt_Mo> why are you in the shower for so long?
<LCMVender> lol
<FionSHOWR> Well...
* FionSHOWR looks around, and sees NO females.
<FionSHOWR> I smoked a cig, jacked off, smoked a cig, went on IRC :P
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<LCMVender> lol
<LCMVender> That's a nasty picture
<Keets> shik is my lover <COL-Mike> Keets! You slut! <`Dy-semi> Keets sleeps with everyone. <Keets> that's true <COL-Mike> you said you loved me! <Keets> there's such a fine line between love and a good screw <COL-Mike> Yeah, and Shik isn't <`Dy-semi> How d'you kNOw? <Keets> true, you can pleasure me in ways i only dreamed <COL-Mike> I kNOw <Sair-semi> I don't want to.
<`Davery> Zilch, I don't wanna kNOw how you find these pages... <Jorval> he's the kind of person who sits around all day with Yahoo open and plugs in stuff like "anal sack" just to see what comes up... * `Entropy writes an email about the platonic friendship of Zilch and the ANAL SACK. <Zilch> you cant deny it. i kNOw you all ate it as kids
<MAJ_Emon> will you be my friend?
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<Almindor> friend?
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<Almindor> err... what KIND of friend?
<MAJ_Emon> a......SPECIAL friend
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<Almindor> how SPECIAL?
* MAJ_Emon thinks
<MAJ_Emon> very
<KngCaldor> Just f*ck each other and get it over with
<Almindor> in what KIND of WAY a VERY SPECIAL friend?
<Almindor> ooh that
<Almindor> ok
<Gambit> actually, we're all figments of Rahj's imagination <5Rahj> If that were true, I'd be getting a lot of head right NOw...wouldn't you think? :P * COL-Mike gives Rahj head
* Raandu wonders if his KJA idol is still in his locker <`Davery> We burned that and melted it down to make bronzed copies of Zahn books <Raandu> bah..
<`Davery> because, you kNOw, KJA sucks ass <`Kaz> .... <`Jester> Tasteless heathens, KJA rocks <`Kaz> NO he's NOt <`Kaz> He couldn't get a technical fact right to save his life <`Kaz> You ever read Darksaber? <`Kaz> I hope NOt <Raandu> Very good book <`Kaz> Stay away from it <`Kaz> It's beyond stupid <`Davery> KJA is like "and then a squadron of 122 VSD's swooped in on the lone ISD at breakneck speed, and they were going so fast the ISD couldn't even hit them!" <`Davery> that's Darksaber right there
<`Kaz> lol yeah <`Kaz> There were hundreds <`Kaz> Blowing up to single hits <`Kaz> Then there's his stealth SSD <`Davery> NOtice all the KJA supporters just got real quiet :P <`Kaz> With and I quote "thousands upon thousands of TIE Bombers" <`Davery> ROFLOL <`Kaz> Didnt Darksaber also have strange little Brain-In-Jar monks on metal legs? <`Kaz> That was classic <Raandu> Well I think the storylines are good
* Col_Coop rips `Wolfie open and yanks Kerensky out
* `Wolfie NOtes that his guts have just been ripped out
* Col_Coop clutches the guts in his hands "I've saved you, Kerensky!!!"
<`Wolfie> ::The guts make a sorta squishy NOise::
<Col_Coop> what's that? you're hungry?
* Col_Coop takes Keren-guts to McDonald's
* Col_Coop buys him a cheeseburger
<`Wolfie> *Sqursh*
<Col_Coop> why aren't you eating, Kerensky???
<`Wolfie> ::the guts bleed on him some::
<Col_Coop> that's gross, Keren, chew your food!
<`Wolfie> ::The guts stop their squishing as the last residual energy is used up::
* Col_Coop looks puzzledly at Keren-guts
* Col_Coop pokes Keren-guts
* Col_Coop shrugs and walks away
<Col_Coop> we've been to each others' homes - although NOT THAT OFTEN LATELY - but we've never lived together
<`Marshall> but every night you come to his house and start boinkin'
<Col_Coop> we never boinked, we just fool around a bit
<`Marshall> played: "suck my weewee"
<`Marshall> :)
<Col_Coop> my penis. in your mouth it must go.
<Col_Coop> hmmhmhmhmhm!
<`Marshall> eeeeewwwwww
<`Styx`> well, NOw we kNOw where Yoda got the psycho laugh thing
<Col_Coop> "Your dildos. You will NOt need them."
<`Dylor> Coop's bi?
<Col_Coop> cum or cum NOt, there is NO try :)