Latest / Random Quote / Top 20 / Add New Quote / Search Quotes

Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29

#1237 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<LCL_Randy> Ya kNOw, second to being a member of the Rolling Stones, prostitution is the oldest human profession? :-P

#1225 (-2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is NOw kNOwn as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe NOtices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> NOw Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is NOw kNOwn as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm NO thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're NOt the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> NO Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is NOw kNOwn as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> NOw, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is NOw kNOwn as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in NOrway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is NOw kNOwn as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting disconned NOw and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"

#1227 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
*** Kicks (chris@12-221-224-83.client.insightBB.com) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<BGN_GAb> wow
<BGN_GAb> if that's Chris!
* BGN_GAb RUNS! :P
<Ceph-AWAY> Chris hello
<Kicks> hi
<Kicks> whats up
<BGN_GAb> NOthing really.
<BGN_GAb> Uh yep. Exams.
<BGN_GAb> But NOthing really.
<Kicks> then why the wow when i came in
* BGN_GAb watches the sheer volume of paper in the shape of a book he has at his side... P. A. Tipler, Physics for science and techNOlogy, volume 2... which means volume 1 is around somewhere, and the sheer volume of paper is acutally twice that of the book
<BGN_GAb> ...ew
<BGN_GAb> which means I should be studying :P
<Triani> Then get cracking. :P
<Kicks> ok so did anyone actualy need me for anything
<BGN_GAb> mmmm NO :P
<Kicks> ok
<Kicks> see ya
*** Kicks (chris@12-221-224-83.client.insightBB.com) Quit (Quit)
<BGN_GAb> ...heh
<BGN_GAb> Ok let's see if this works...
<BGN_GAb> Ceph, I don't need you either. You can go. :P
* BGN_GAb looks at his watch, then at Ceph
*** Ceph-AWAY (~cefiso@80-26-50-238.uc.NOmbres.ttd.es) has left #rs_bar_and_grill

#1233 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Cephisus> Gab, you're lagged
<Himm> very much so
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> nice to NOt be the lagged one
<Cephisus> I asked that 5 min ago :p
<Cephisus> yeah Himm
<Himm> :)
* Foxly spanks Gab.
<Gab_LOA> ...
<Gab_LOA> am I lagged?
-> [#ibg] PING
<Gab_LOA> sh!t.
<Foxly> ......that thing
<Himm> he is lagged...
<Cephisus> lol, he's talking alone!!! LOL
<Himm> LOL
<Foxly> I'm good!
<Foxly> 52 mph!
<Foxly> heh, awesome
[Foxly:#ibg PING]
<Cephisus> Stop That! I'm gonna kick him, perhaps when he joinf again he won't be so lagged
<Foxly> He'll realize it in like
<Foxly> 2 minutes :P
<Cephisus> heh
<Cephisus> ok
<Himm> this mean we can say a lot of ... things about Gab, and then run away, and we will be long gone when he sees it, and unable to catch up on us. Cool!!!
<Cephisus> LOL
* Foxly humps Gab.
<Cephisus> everytime Gab writes sopmething I start laughing!! lol
<Himm> lol
-Himm- Pinging me, eh? Go ping yourself.
-Cephisus- I like it, yeah! Yeah! YEAH! Ping me MORE! :P
(NOte: I had like 3 minutes lag actually :P)

#1238 (1) - Posted by CMDR Dex Bogart
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Triani> I dunNO Licah.
<Licah> Really?
<Licah> Nice to meet you. I'm him.
<Triani> haha.. Smart ass.
<`Raandu> lol
<`Raandu> bite him, Tri
<Triani> Na. He'd like it too much.
<`Raandu> True..
* `Raandu bites Licah.

#1244 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
* `Entropy renames Gab "Bubbles" and stuffs Jan in the bacta tank with him.
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Cay-Qel> lol!!!
<Licah> heh
<Gabrich> ........lol
<Licah> You kNOw what to do Jan
<Cay-Qel> Go blow some Bubbles, Janny :-P
<Jan-lo> Yes, I will kill you all.
<Jan-lo> The lot of you. All. Kill dead. :P

#1247 (-2) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Codyman> You're NOt taking, you're donating to a goat head sock puppet

#1248 (1) - Posted by MGN Mat Bizegar
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
* Nils listens to computer fan swirling and birds chriping
* Nils dances to music
<`Face> chriping?
<Nils> yeah, you kNOw, when they choke to death
<Nils> while chirping

#1250 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<LCL_Randy> If I could use the Mind Trick I would sooo use it to get laid constantly.
<ShikWork> lol
<ShikWork> who wouldn't
<Eric_W> lol
<RS_Gizmo> I wouldn't
<RS_Gizmo> does that make me sad?
<LCL_Randy> God.... NOw I gotta do a sim with Randy in a bar :-P
<LCL_Randy> "You want to see my 'lightsaber'."

#1254 (1) - Posted by MGN Mat Bizegar
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<CMDRJan> If I need adjusting, I'll adjust myself. NO need for Rahj to get involved. :P

#1260 (-1) - Posted by LCM Kell Horn
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
* Davin doesnt particularly want to be kNOwn for giving good head.
<LCL_Randy> I hear your wife is pretty good at that... NOt like you'd kNOw, eh? :-P
<Davin> actually... :P

#1261 (2) - Posted by MGN Alexander Kerensky
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Daryus> anyone here kNOw if the fleet passwords have been changed?
<Kerensky> YES!
<Kerensky> the passwords HAVE been changed
<Daryus> okay, so I contact Ent or Sconn for the new one, right?
<Kerensky> NO, you contact Ronin
<Kerensky> he owns the RS NOw
<Daryus> okay...
<Daryus> His email listed somewhere?

#1263 (1) - Posted by COL Aidyn Wolfwood
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<`Kaz> My scientific research has concluded that Ronin is also a type of herpes
<`Kaz> I mean...look at the facts
<`Kaz> He wont go away
<`Kaz> Just like herpes
<`Kaz> From time to time he just flares up and causes a lot of pain
<`Kaz> Just like herpes
<Shikizzle> And he's funny, as long as you don't have to deal with him personally
* Kel-Sing has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
* Kel-Sing is NOw kNOwn as Kelron
<`Kaz> So.....
<`Kaz> How do you link the sex part
* Kelron very slowly whipes the drool from his lips
<Kelron> OH MY F*CKING GOD!

#1252 (1) - Posted by LCL DashClone
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
* Shinigami pushes past DC's defenses with a wet NOodle
* DashClone counter-attacks with a greasy giraffe
* Shinigami counter-counter-attacks with a juicy jackass.
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-attacks with a leperous lepard
<Shinigami> Leopard*
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a horny hound
*DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an angry ant
* Shinigami counts...on his fingers...oh, okay, counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an enraged elephant
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a wobbly whale
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a cocky chicken
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a rioting reindeer
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an asshole antelope
<DashClone> already had a. :P
<Shinigami> Blah
<Shinigami> Fine
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a bitchy bulldog
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a zelous zebra
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a jumpy jackrabbit.
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an ugly umbrella
<Shinigami> NOt an animal!
<DashClone> rare cockato
<DashClone> http://www.indyzoo.com/education/anim_facts_detail.asp?id=549
<DashClone> :P
<Shinigami> BEEP
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a victorious vixen.
<DashClone> NOt a species, just a female fox
<Shinigami> So?
<Shinigami> It works
<Shinigami> It's still an animal
<DashClone> ok
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a mouldy mollusc
* XtremeAfk slaps DashClone around a bit with a large trout
* XtremeAfk slaps Shinigami around a bit with a large trout



#1265 (7) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Codyman> I was just kicking people out of my squadron for being cocksuckers and they gave me a medal of hoNOr

#1268 () - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
* `Caledor is NOw kNOwn as MikeNAKED
* `Tyro feels like doing a char sim..
<LCL_Randy> ...hmmm
<LCL_Randy> Mike gets naked, Ty wants to sim...
<`Tyro> That's a signal for you to join in. :)
<`Tyro> or..
* `Tyro shuts up, as he realises what he just said..
<MikeNAKED> heh...hehehe
<LCL_Randy> ...lol
* `Tyro avoids the sim room for NOw..

#1273 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<`Randy> I wanna be RS Information Minister if I ever come back, Rahj
<Toran> What would the RS need one for? "The roster database is working fine! There are NO problems with it!"? :P
<RS_Gizmo> "Han solo was NOt captured by the empire! he just went on a short vacation, mainly to show his contempt for the imperialistic dogs!
<RS_Gizmo> "
<`Randy> "Shik did NOt have sexual relations with that intern, Licah."
<Shikizzle> there's an intern I'd like to be having sexual relations with... rawr...
<Toran> You want to have sex with Licah?

#1274 (0) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Dorsk> Cay, come comp stomp with us!
<Zak-SCBW> He's busy getting cyber poon from shan
<Cay-Qel> Nah, just talkin'
<Zak-SCBW> so that's what you call it NOw a days "talkn'", I'm on to your secret code :P
<Dorsk> So what's 'busy'?
<Zak-SCBW> wanking :P
<Cay-Qel> Busy was five minutes ago.
<Zak-SCBW> ...
<Zak-SCBW> Cay, go wash your hands and come on :P
<Dorsk> Use soap please.
<Cay-Qel> I washed my hands 4 minutes ago. :-P
<Dorsk> Do it again.

#1275 (-3) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Ciredik> MrPrank113: hi babe *** Ciredik Quit (Quit: Your pants.. you will NOt need them.)

#1280 (2) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
Rate Quote:  Good  -  Poor
<Firan> BTW: DC, your joystick still broke?
<DashClone> my joystick works, just aint got a hole to put it in!
<Firan> The last time I asked you, you'd yanked it too hard and broken it.
<DashClone> ah, NO fixed it, just new equipment doesn't have a big eNOugh hole to put it in
<Firan> -=cough=-Bullsh!t-=cough=-
<DashClone> i would love to talk about my joystick, but i have to go before the water gets too cold
<Firan> See... DC has a replacement joystick.
<Firan> <DashClone> Broke my newest stick today. Trying to use it left-handed and tugged too hard. It just went!
<DashClone> :)
<Firan> That's how he broke the old one.
<DashClone> Does your equipment have a big eNOugh hole for my joystick? I need to plug it in
<Firan> <DashClone> What? All I said was I'm going to fix my stick. It just means I wont have to play with myself
<Firan> <DashClone> Well. I'm off to do some work, and then try to fix my stick
<Firan> and last, but NOt least <Dashclone> Fine! I'll go play with myself then!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29

Quotes Home / Add New Quote / Allow Mature Quotes



Our own personal bash.org...those without IRC are those without humor.


You have no new private messages.

Your menu

News

State of the Rebel Squadrons, April 1, 2021
2021.04.01
FA Lucas Benoit-Stark

State of the Rebel Squadrons - February 2021
2021.02.01
FA Michael Raven

New Year Update
2021.01.03
FA Michael Raven

Early November Update - Staff Positions and Squadrons
2020.11.09
FA Michael Raven

Greetings From The FC
2020.10.12
FA Michael Raven