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#556 (-1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Damo_Dead> I realise I missed the start of this convo, but whats wrong with candles? :P
<`Dy-semi> Damian, we're NOt talking about sacrificial candles that you use to offer virgins to the Lords of Evil. :P

#560 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<RS_Vender> when you're drunk
<RS_Vender> you gotta remember what gravity is
<RS_Vender> it is NOt your friend..

#565 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<LGN-Shik> "Tide Ultra can remove sperm from a black T-Shirt with NO trace left!"
<LGN-Shik> "Let's test that.... UNGH!! UNGHH!!!! and NOw.. toss it in the washing machine.. toss in Tide Ultra..."

#567 (4) - Posted by LGN Mike P. Bullian
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ANOther drunk Cody moment:
<Codyman> I stayed in cause like, this girl wanted me for f *cvcking sex, but I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> and she just wants me as a toy....fkc that, I toy with girls,I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> still mNOt a toy
<Codyman> wolrd spining
<`Kaz> Mike you better be quoting
<Codyman> i am totall y wpolrcd spinning
<Codyman> yp ijng hard
<Codyman> md 20=20 hitiing ethe suystem
<Codyman> 4bottles
<Codyman> found md 20/2=
<Codyman> hjyug vgfyr5 yt65yt
<Codyman> NOt A A5TYUTOY
<Codyman> LKOMGN LIV E THE RELVEOL SQUAdon~!
<Codyman> longn liujve the relve ioms0cdjaenfpwakvjpJmvbpqa!
<`Kaz> word up
<Codyman> shik is gay , rahj is gay,h hsahahaqhaha!
<Codyman> rahj likes dudes
<Codyman> i gicve me maybe 5 kminutes befire passo ut
<Codyman> pasoyur oie thri2w up
<Codyman> LONG LIVE THE REL;VE SQUAEONDA~
<COL-Mike> he turns into that one dude, you kNOw, the anNOying one, when he's drunk
<Codyman> don;t be that guy
<Codyman> NO, usuall yI'm stealing, fighting, or making fun of others, but I'm ato ohome, so I don't have much to steal, ifgight or make fun of
<Codyman> an d there are NO womewn rhwew eirthwe'r
<COL-Mike> Dude, that's sweet
<Codyman> can't reand anymore, s;ee[y time, bye
<Codyman> lnb live the vrelberl squyadorns!
<COL-Mike> Viva gorditas!
<Codyman> 1maddog 20/2-nrulea
<COL-Mike> And it's all quoted
<COL-Mike> even sorted vaguely into train of thought/topic
<COL-Mike> NOw, i shall go to shikkie's lame ass quotes database and add them

#568 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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*** `Davery is NOw kNOwn as DaveLos
*** Los is NOw kNOwn as LosDave
*** DaveLos is NOw kNOwn as Los
*** LosDave is NOw kNOwn as `Davery
<`Eve> ....
<Sair-semi> Thats how they cyber, Eve :P

#570 (1) - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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<MAJ_Mo> Sal, PM
<`Snake> Petr Margul?
<`Snake> :P
<MAJ_Mo> NO :P
<MAJ_Mo> Private Message
<MAJ_Mo> General Private Message
*** RS_PM (pmargulrs@sdn-ar-001ohcoluP241.dialsprint.net) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<`Snake> here's your PM :)

#576 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<LGN-Shik> i touch myself eNOugh thank you very much!

#580 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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*** Owain has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<`Mak> heh...
<`Mak> Heya Owian
<Owain> That's the 7th time you've got my name wrong. I'm keeping count NOw. And hi.

#582 (2) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<LT_Briggs> so sconn does sentinel need a heavy gunner, (from light repeter, to heavy repeter)
<LCM-Sconn> Yeah, we could use someone to carry a big gun, Briggs. NOt that I trust you with anything more dangerous than string, but

#587 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Kerensky> Oh, dave, the reason why I'm filing is that I HAVE A JOB.
<`Davery> job schmob. the government doesn't kNOw that

#589 (3) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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(Raandu) PM deep throats? (Raandu) I bet he's NOt as good as Mike <CMRVender> So that's who you got head from? (Raandu) got? (Raandu) It's get ;D <`Trate> NOt if it's past tense * COL-Mike looks up from Raandu's crotch <COL-Mike> Trust me, it's get

#599 () - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<Kell_Horn> ::singing:: I can see clearly NOw, I put my glasses on....I can see all opticals in my way....

#606 (1) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<`HotShot> IM should be on the Florida coin.
<`IronMan> I could see it NOw.
<`IronMan> Florida coin
<`IronMan> Flip the back and it's me leanin' against a plam tree eatin' a piece of chicken

#611 (2) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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NOw, doesn't this just sound WRONG? <JakeFOOD> JakeBlues is filled by aNOther guy!

#612 (3) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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* LGN-Shik 's mind wanders back to that day nikki was wearing those tight ass conforming pants... <LGN-Shik> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~ * LGN-Shik falls over <LGN-Shik> she's like a dance major... god i bet she could bend in all kindsa fun kinky ways (`Davery) Okay Shik, we don't kNOw who Nikki is :P <LGN-Shik> well.. she's hot, lets just put it that way :D @ `Davery dives behind a bunker (`Davery) "HE'S GONNA BLOW" @ Deltan puts on the rubber suite <LGN-Shik> I'm NOt rahj, I don't make a mess. (`Davery) what, you have delicate orgasms? :P

#620 (3) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Kaz> Im going to make a webpage declaring I own Windows <`Davery> You need the original .doc to prove it, Kaz <`Kaz> I bet I can find one <`Kaz> You kNOw how ironclad .doc files are

#626 (0) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Davey_17> Some people go a bit farther than calling him the pet {LGN-Shik} like what, feeding him kibbles? {LGN-Shik} why do they need an ambassador... {LGN-Shik} i should go sit in there {LGN-Shik} "Hi, I'm just an observer" {LGN-Shik} "I'm quality control, making sure there are eNOugh off color comments, sarcasm, and dildo jokes per hour as required by the Shikkie Bylaws revision 3.6

#628 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<LCM-Sconn> RS Radio just wouldn't be allowed. <LCM-Sconn> Too damn XXX rated. <LGN-Shik> it'd be lke "And NOw, The puddy is a banging' and the hooker is a screamin' by RSHC" <LCM-Sconn> Or, "Sconn hasn't masturbated in 42 days" by the Screaming Testes.

#629 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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* COL-Mike starts killing people with his mighty spooge canNOn <LGN-Shik> I guess we don't have to worry about mike killing too many... he has the single shot model

#633 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Siggy> penis <GEN_PM> NOw that sounds delicious

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