<RS_Davery> Kaz has a urinary infection? Come Kaz, I'm taking you to the
green mile... <RS_Davery> Some giant black guy is going to grab your penis
and make it all better. <`Kaz> NO!! `Kaz runs away from Dave
<Kerensky> Ok, are you all quite finshed fantasising about gay sex with me? <CapnSconn> Oh please Kern...you're the kinda person who would beg for sex. I should kNOw, we smell our own.
<KrailWork> The other day my friend told aNOther friend that he was a big black guy named bubba and was gonna rape him <KrailWork> my friend gets really... 'friendly' when he's high or drunk <MGN-Shik> and you hang around him when he's high and drunk because....? <KrailWork> becuase he hasn't tried to rape me yet <MGN-Shik> *yet* so you're waiting for that?
[19:48] <`Mikey> i don't have eNOugh white russian mix to get too drunk
[19:48] <Deadmeet> well, dont' get to much :P
[19:48] <`Mikey> just slightly tipsy, you kNOw, the point when i'm almost tempted to f*ck the dog
[19:48] <Deadmeet> keep it at almost would you? :P
[19:48] <`Mikey> errr....did i say that out loud?
[19:48] <Deadmeet> yes you did
[19:48] <`Mikey> damn....
<`HotShot> When Orny is Horny, NOthing can stop him :P
<Xexre> Yes, things can stop me.
<Xexre> 1.) If it ain't legal
<Xexre> 2.) If it ain't protected
<Xexre> 3.) If it ain't consentual
<Xexre> 4.) If my zipper's stuck
<RS_Sair> Thats why you should carry a pocket knife around with you.
* `Xexre growls, flexing his onyx claws, his crimson bat wings flapping a bit, waving his tail around, the
crimson spiked tail looming menacingly.
<Sentry> Orny... what are you, exactly?
<`Xexre> NOt sure yet.
<`Xexre> But I'm deadly.
<Glytch_> Cool. What do the tarot cards say for me. :)
<KinKitsun> You are a pompous jackass :P j/k
<Los> I'm NOt gonna go all the way upstairs to get them, so I'll just say ... you love porn
<Glytch_> All true!
<Glytch_> You *are* psychic.
* Los bows
<Wolverin> that's like saying to fire.. oh my god.. you are so hot!
<Wolverin> erm.. los.. you do kNOw your name in dutch means loose?
<`Kaz> That explains a lot Inys :P
<Wolverin> 'een paar vijzen los hebben' = to have a few screws loose :P
<Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice?
*** RickieAFK is NOw kNOwn as Thrasher (Halcyon@*.dial.iocenter.net) 01/02/2001 05:32:26.pm
(MajSconn) MO!
(Los) ...
(MajSconn) THAT SO DID NOT NEED TO BE SAID!
*** MajSconn (himera254@*.chartermi.net) Topic #Allegience " <Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice? " 01/02/2001 05:33:06.pm
(I don't NOrmally quote for myself, but these were gooood :P )
<Los> Wyv baby, you can strip me naked, paint me with chocolate spread, and lick it off
* COLWyvern sighs. I'm going to get in trouble for this, aren't I?
* Raandu runs around chanting "Los is horny,Los is horny"
* Los smacks Raandu over the head with a badeball bat, then drags him off to her room, strips him naked, and ties him to the bed, "I'll show you horny!"
* RSChef hoses down Los
<Los> Chef you got m - I refuse to say it!!
<RSChef> i got you wet?
<Los> if i say it, it'll be quoted
* RSChef hoses down Los and Raandu "DOWN! DOWN!"
<Los> dammit Chef you got me wet again
<Los> heh y'all missed e pretending to be male before...cause Keren pretended to be a girl and hit on Mic
<Capt_Mo> I thought you have TIT Defenders>
<Capt_Mo> *?
* Los waves to Zilch
<`Rave> NONO,,, I have tit interceptors.... their called nipples
<Zilch> heheh
* Zilch waves
<Los> I though they wee called bras
<Los> *were
<`Rave> NO, those are tit defenders
<Los> ahhh okay
<`Rave> wonderbras are TIT advanced :P
*** JakeOL is NOw kNOwn as JakeBues (lRcap67@*.libre.retevision.es) 01/05/2001 10:35:35.pm
<Cpt-Randy> ummm, Jake
<Cpt-Randy> you typoed your name
<`Jester`> heh
<Capt_Mo> lol
* Cpt-Randy thinks Jake's had one too many
