// Sometimes, the love of bacon can be so intense that it drudges up old lines of conflict....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> NO fuck that
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> you take bacon
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and you coat it in brown sugar
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and then bake it in the oven at 375
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> ....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> for like 15 minutes
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> it comes out glorious
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you giz
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> then die 20 minutes later
[12:17] <Cyrel> BUT YOU DIE HAPPY
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you europeans and your holier than thou nutrition
[12:17] <Sarriah> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> blah blah blah we drink red wine
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> yeah
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> you kNOw what else you europeans drink?
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> FUCKING HOLOCAUST
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> you take that back Sconn! you take that back this instant!
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> NO sir, Jew jokes are funny.
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> I do NOt fucking drink red wine!
[12:18] * Cyrel debates quoting this
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> the hell you don't
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> I'll hell you in the face
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> beer you drunken bastard, beeer!
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> I'll hell you when your country bails mine out of a fucking world war.
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> Also, yes, I like beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> and I appreciate your love for beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> however
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> the fact of the matter remains that um...yeah, who kicked Jerry's ass?
[12:19] <Eric|Semi> Chuck NOrris did.
[12:19] <Sarriah> ohhhhhh, red wine... makes me really really hot... fast
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> That's right. Good 'ol Charlie Company, on D-Day.
[12:20] * Cyrel blinks
[12:20] <Cyrel> GET SAR SOME RED WINE! :P
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> for the record, you didn't bail us out of WW2. You said "oooh, screw that, we're NOt getting involved with you goddamn Europeans! Hell, we probably shouldn't even be trading with you limey sons of.. what the fuck just happened to Pearl Harbour? Screw that!"
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:20] * SconnDRUNK blinks, orders several more bottles of red wine for the #allegience bar.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> On top of it, sir.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> Um...
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> yeah dude
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> you are LUCKY that Hirohito thought it was a good idea to bomb hawaii.
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> otherwise we'd be having this conversation in Kraut.
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> nein!
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> Lord kNOws I could speak it, but you?
[12:21] <Sarriah> lol
[12:22] <SconnDRUNK> Hell man. I'm 1/2 German, 1/2 Cherokee. I'm so confused about WWII that I just spout off random incendiary shit.
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> NO, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am NO buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> NOw i want steak
<Lenna> explains why i couldn't hear the music i put my headphones into the wrong hole
01<`Eric> .......
<Zedan> ...
<Zedan> Uh... They go on your ears.
01<`Eric> lmfao
<Zedan> I don't kNOw... What... Else... You were expecting to hear them with...
<SwiftySEMI> wait, that's really Max Reem?
<`Dismal`> Yes it is, Swifty.
<MCal> where's the jam?
* `Anubis` has joined #RID
<SwiftySEMI> Where the hell has he been?
* `Dismal` sets mode: +o `Anubis`
<`Dismal`> Dining ladies and driving fast cars.
<`Max> fine ladies*
<`Dismal`> Lies.
<`Dismal`> I saw you with that fat chick.
<MCal> lol
<`Max> heh, fat chicks are like mopeds.
<`Max> They're fun to ride, but you never want anyone to kNOw you did it.
[15:12] <Swifty> Big nasty storm NOt coming
[15:12] <NaesAFK> weatherbug begs to disagree
[15:12] <Swifty> Weatherbug has been wrong
[15:13] <NaesAFK> Radar?
[15:13] <Swifty> Chance of rain 80 percent.
[15:13] <NaesAFK> I can see the red blob
[15:13] <Swifty> 80 is NOt 100
[15:14] <Swifty> oh shit
[15:14] <Swifty> that blob
[15:14] <NaesAFK> yes, Swifty, THAT blob
[19:08] * X has quit IRC (Still making odd NOises. Lets send it back to the mechanics again!)
[19:11] <Rhuryc> >.>
[19:11] <Rhuryc> <.<
[19:16] * X has joined #allegience
[19:16] * *.undernet.org sets mode: +o X
[19:17] * X has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
[19:18] <Lord_Draw> X needs to go to the shop
swiftye: You kNOw Terminator/Remus is anNOying?
Naes Draw: er, NO
swiftye: Kaz gave me the order to fix him
Naes Draw: oh, did he
Naes Draw: blaster, or something fancier?
swiftye: The order was so bad, Kaz apologized, wished me good luck, and gave me a list of people that
can help
Naes Draw: We could have Dagger jump 'em, and go from there
Naes Draw: Kicks is inventive...
swiftye: When Kirghy heard the order, he said
swiftye: "Swifty: Welcome to command"
Naes Draw: I think some of the Daggers have commando training, we could sneak in and get this guy.
Naes Draw: Or we could hire out some of CD
swiftye: Josh banned him from B&G, and Remus thought Josh banned him from the whole internet
Naes Draw doesn't appear to be paying much attention
swiftye whacks you
Naes Draw: With a fishie, I hope
swiftye: NO, I graduated to cinderblocks
Naes Draw: oh
Naes Draw ducks
<<ADM_Raven>> VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAN
<<CMDR_Jace>> they you could do incremental pt based
<<`Vaughan>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
<<CMDR_Jace>> like for 10-20 pts 2 merits
<<ADM_Raven>> you make me happy
<<CMDR_Jace>> 30-50 3 merits etc
<<`Vaughan>> "Sounds like you're sing-songing him" Belinda says, maybe jealously?
<<`Vaughan>> How do I make you happy, Raven dear?
<<ADM_Raven>> you'd better believe it, minister of boobies
<<ADM_Raven>> you're on my level of nerdiness so I don't feel like a complete outcast.
<<`Vaughan>> She giggles
<<`Vaughan>> Haha
<<ADM_Raven>> that and you're fucking awesome
<<`Vaughan>> What in particular has you happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> has me happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> im just drunk. and will be more drunk once the rest of the glass of whatever i had poured in it kicks in
<<`Vaughan>> I mean, what have I done specifically that's got you happy with me :P
<<ADM_Raven>> NOthing
<<ADM_Raven>> you're just you
* <`Vaughan> laughs.
<<ADM_Raven>> and that makes you awesome
<<ADM_Raven>> i defy anyone here to disagree with me
<<`Vaughan>> "Awesome. Aww, sounds like he loves you unconditionally" Belinda says
<<ADM_Raven>> Oh I do. She'd better watch out.
<`Josh> I can't see out my window it's raining so hard
<`Josh> If I go away I lost power
<Remus|AFK> okay
<Remus|AFK> the following are current severe thinderstorm warnings for Mass see if one of these is your county Josh
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, NORFOLK COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING UPDATE FOR ESSEX COUNTY, MIDDLESEX COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> Marine Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> SPECIAL MARINE WARNING FOR BOSTON HARBOR, COASTAL WATERS FROM MERRIMACK RIVER MA OUT 25 NM TO PLYMOUTH MA OUT 40 NM, MA
<Remus|AFK> Special Weather Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> yea dude
<`Josh> couldn't fucking tell BY THE STORM OVER MY HEAD
<`Josh> dumbass.
<`Josh> Really, we didn't need you to tell me the obvious.
<Rhuryc> I lol'd.
<Swifty> as did I
<`Josh> I kinda figured out we have a sever storm by the lightning and wall of rain blocking out my window
-= Josh found the nerf gun and was taking random shots at Raven... =-
<Raven> Dude! You just shot me! Glad it wasn't in the dick.
<Josh> I'm NOt used to hitting small targets.
<Raven> Well, don't shoot me in the dick. That would suck.
*Josh shoot raven in the dickhead
*Raven holds his dick and falls over
<Raven> YOUSHOT ME IN THE DICK HEAD! WHAT THE FUCK! OW!
*Josh falls over from laughing so hard
Hmm if they only knew about the other drunken misadventures of Josh Hawkins.
[18:55] <`Kaz> Jesus you guys should see Josh drunk, it's epic
[18:55] <`Eric> really
[18:55] <`Kaz> yup
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> omg, rofl
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> yes
[18:57] <`Kaz> he tried to rally a search party for his bottle
[18:57] <ADM_Raven> I'm glad that he didn't find it. He's in bad eNOugh shape as it is right NOw
[18:57] <`Kaz> lol I can imagine
[16:46] <`Z`> I got koed and put over by the Rabid Womp Rat =(
[16:46] <`Eric> awwww
[16:47] <`Z`> But I am better NOw.
[16:48] <`Eric> oh, ok.
[16:48] <`Z`> And I'll be even better in about 12 minutes
[16:49] <`Eric> what heppens in 12 mins?
[16:49] <`Eric> happens*
[16:49] <`Dismal`> Surprize sechs?
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> NO thanks, dunNO what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
NOte: This was done in an ABG sim. Both Markus and Jessa were on the lift, until Jessa stepped off of it and this came up.
<@`Fiona> (Yeah, but who wants to be alone on a lift with Markus?)
<@Jessa_R> <lol>
<@Markus_J> «Jessa'd be okay. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <really?>
<@Valen> «Oooh, buuuuuurn. :P»
<@Markus_J> «Yeah. Markus wouldn't want a piece of that. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <my characters done eNOugh of that of late thanks>
<@Markus_J> «what, getting raped in an elevator?»
