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#494 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<MaD_XeNO> The world's longest name officially used by a person is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior" which is composed of 28 words or 192 letters.
(Rooks) ........
<MAJ_Mo> ...............
<MAJ_Mo> lol
(`Eric) um.................

#495 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<MajSconn> BTW....what day is it? I mean, I kNOw it's Monday, but what's the number?
<Codyman> hell, I didn't even kNOw it was monday

#496 (-2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<COL-Mike> plus, i probably don't have the energy to get it up long eNOugh for a good f*ck

#499 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Davery> NOthing quite like getting the deed to somebody's soul

#504 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Scarlet> Komm, just for u to kNOw, an average lightsabre is 3 feet long =OP
<Komm> *smirk*
<Komm> Y e a h
<Scarlet> lightsabres are a Jedi's "pride"
<Komm> Poor Yoda..
<Komm> ;)
<Komm> He must NOt have been very proud, then.
(Ven_PHP) hehe

#507 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<GEN_PM> Anyone kNOw what system we're going to begin winning this week?
* GEN_PM listens to "Trigger Happy" by Weird Al Yankovic

#513 (2) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<LGN-Shik> ok, just don't scan your penis.... we REALLY don't need proof (`Davery) LOL!! That's a great parody on Russel Crowe's "Proof of life." I can imagine it NOw... "PROOF OF PENIS" <LGN-Shik> 'I want 5,000,000 for your husbands penis' <LGN-Shik> 'We're going to need proof of penis before we consider paying'

#514 (2) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<VA_Raptor> I bet you that's really what a physical is whenever you want to play sports. They're just really checking to see if you ahve a penis or NOt <VA_Raptor> If you don't have a penis you're at a severe disadvantage in certain things, like competitive swimming <LGN-Shik> heh <LGN-Shik> it's aerodynamic <VA_Raptor> You need it sticking out of your speedo <VA_Raptor> Guys just look funny wihtout a package <`JK_Rich> So you're saying it's like a rudder? :P

#515 (3) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<LGN-Shik> a bystander took a nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> LOL
<Sair> Huh
<VA_Raptor> nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> Sounds like celebrity deathmatch
<LGN-Shik> that's an injury to be proud of
<Kerensky> Heh...
<Sair> Did he get a black eye from it? :P
<LGN-Shik> ::in the emergency room being examined:: "So how did you hurt your eye?" 'C cup and a nipple to the eye' "Lucky little bastard"
<Sair> Heh
<VA_Raptor> yeah. Then he can sow a little nipple shape onto his uniform
<LGN-Shik> the nipple of hoNOr
<VA_Raptor> rofl
<VA_Raptor> NIPPLES OF HONOR
<LGN-Shik> PROOF OF PENIS

#519 (4) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<GAdBert> msg X@channels.undernet.org login #PBF IpdyY$A*
<Mo_Essay> it's /msg
<GAdBert> wait, that wasn't supposed to happen
<GAdBert> lol
<GAdBert> I kNOw
<Mo_Essay> lol
<Mo_Essay> nice password
<Mo_Essay> =OP
<Siggy> hmmm
<Mo_Essay> hard to remember
<Mo_Essay> HOW THE HELL CAN ONE REMEMBER THAT PASSWORD!!!

#520 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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* LCMVender bangs his tv
<Mo_Essay> ewwwww
<Mo_Essay> that doesn't sound too good
<LCMVender> It's my b*tch NOw

#523 (5) - Posted by VA Gavin Cantorph Kravis
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<RS_PM> NO, I saw a wookie and two Ewoks overpowering Imperial drivers.
<Col_Coop> WOOKIEE!
<Col_Coop> 2 Es!

#528 (1) - Posted by CDT Bluck
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<GambitRS> 209.180.137.176 right?
<RSJohn> NOpe, sorry
<`Kyle> Maybe he couldn't get it up (-:

#529 (0) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Dy-semi> That log can't be funny. I'm NOt in it.

#532 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Xortius> you kNOw, if all those little clubs shared their scores it might almost be fair

#537 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<KazAFK> back
*** KazAFK is NOw kNOwn as `Kaz
* `Kaz rips out Dave's lungs
<`Kaz> whoops...reflex

#539 (0) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Col_Coop> *** NOw talking in #rs_bar_and_grill
<Col_Coop> *** Topic is 'Welcome to the RS Bar & Grill...Jesus loves you'

#544 (0) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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*** Kerensky is NOw kNOwn as Curly_ (black-wol@*.mpls.uswest.net) 03/19/2001 11:23:30.pm
<Larry_> Wasn't it the Red Sea?
(Reivan) Oh for pity's sake.
(Reivan) Clear out.
<MAJ_Mo> hey!
<MAJ_Mo> I'm Mo
<`Kaz> WhooWhooWhooooWhoooo
<Larry_> I'm Larry!
<MAJ_Mo> lol
* `Kaz smacks Curly in the head with a hammer....and wonders why he's NOt moving
<`Kaz> .....what's that red stuff?
<MAJ_Mo> We have Larry, Curly and Mo

#545 (0) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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<`Kaz> She still charging $20 Raandu?
<LGN-Shik> lol
<Raandu> Nah she pays me NOw
<`Kaz> Probably to go away
<LGN-Shik> pays you to stop?

#555 (-1) - Posted by CMDR John Leelsabs
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<`Kaz> Someone get Kromium his pills
<Kromium> Must..have...DRUGS!
* Maj-John throws Krom his viagra :P
<R_Trace> lol
<Kromium> ...wrong...pills
<`Kaz> I said Kromium's pills, NOt Rahj's

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