* `Nathan shoves the Death Star up Johnny's ass
<Vendz> kuz that's NOt conventional johnny ;)
<`Johnny> holy sh*t, the kid finally did something right
* TR_Hawk aims Johnny's ass at Nathan
<TR_Hawk> FIRE THE LASER!
* `Nathan ducks
<Vendz> lmao
<`Face> lol
<`Johnny> pull my finger
<`Nate> I'm NOw trying to hold aNOther squad together and have to do really well with my flying. I don't have the time
<`Nate> sorry
<`Johnny> gold doesnt need you that bad
<`Nate> oh but they do
<`Nate> with only 6 people who can report NOw?
<`Johnny> you could still win...lol
<`Johnny> sorry i tried to say that without laughing
<LCMJohnny> you freakin pedophile
<JakeBlues> you kNOw what? ya ain't the first person that call me that
<LCMJohnny> jake thats NOt something you wanna go saying in public
<LT_Briggs> sorry i dont live in the crack whore district <Sconn> Briggs, Mak, you both live in F*cking IOWA. There IS NO crack whore district.
<Capn_Mak> ur the crack whore sconn <Vender> Plenty of crack though, Sconn. ;)
<LT_Briggs> so sconn what did you script? that makes you so good?
<Sconn> Heh. I've rewritten IRC to my own twisted desires.
<LT2_Davin> obviously
<LT_Briggs> ah sh*t, NOt again
(Kerensky) its been...just over a year since I've had my first kiss :P
(Kerensky) and in between NOw and then, I've had....maybe.....
@ Kerensky counts his fingers
@ Kaz counts
(Kaz) um
(Kerensky) six?
(Kerensky) Oh, and you kNOw what the best part was?
<RandyIcN> lol
(Kerensky) The girl they came from turns out to have been PAID by a friend
(Kerensky) I was kissed by a dammed paid whore :P
<RandyIcN> lol
<Shizmo> his first kiss was with a hooker
<Shizmo> rofl!
<Deltan> But did you enjoy it?
(`Davery) The hell if everyone kNOws my fictional SW name <Sair-semi> Change it! (`Davery) I was FC for over a year and people still can't spell it (`Davery) Sair Hair <RS_Randy> heh, shut up Drave (`Davery) LOL <`Kaz> Trebaloney <Sair-semi> TreBaloney-Clitoris (`Davery) crap.. I laughed at something Randy said
