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#1467 (0) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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[22:23] <Mitsukai> Does anybody want a facial?
[22:23] <BGN_Raven> what you kNOw I want you to do
[22:23] <BGN_Raven> bitch

#1468 (35) - Posted by BGN Joel Lance
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<Kerensky> Woah.
<`Kaz> woah?
<Kerensky> Er....wait
<Kerensky> that was supposed to be w aheee.
<Kerensky> ...a whee.
<`Kaz> So you're officially retracting the Whoa?
<Kerensky> Sure
* `Kaz NOds
<`Kaz> Duly NOted, sir please continue
<Kerensky> Ahem..
<Kerensky> wheeeeeeeeee.

#1475 (5) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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Tethran> It's 1:18AM here :-p
<Tethran> I'm sleepy :-p
<Sen_R> Hurry the sim then you go sleep
<Graxe> you better go to bed when you get done :P
<Graxe> NO sex just bed :P
<Tethran> ...
<Sen_R> Damn!
<Sen_R> Sex helps someone sleep
<Graxe> lmfao!
<Tethran> Dude... There's NOone anywhere near me who'ld fuck me
<Sen_R> i would
<Tethran> But you're thousands of miles away
<Graxe> lmfao!!!!!!

#1481 (0) - Posted by CMDR Alexxander Vandross
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14:23] * AlexFoodMovi is NOw kNOwn as AlexEatMovie
[14:24] * Tallon has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[14:24] <Vason> Movies usually taste bad, dont they? I mean, magnetic or film, either is just eeeew
[14:24] <Vason> and then theres the plastic outer shell...
[14:26] <AlexEatMovie> umm...you never heard of slapping sour cream and salsa on it, and dipping it like nachos?
[14:26] <AlexEatMovie> You dorks...I said it wrong
[14:26] * AlexEatMovie is NOw kNOwn as AlexEat
[14:27] * AlexEat is NOw kNOwn as AlexMovie`ea
[14:27] <AlexMovie`ea> ah hell
[14:27] * AlexMovie`ea is NOw kNOwn as AlexMovie`ea
[14:27] * AlexMovie`ea is NOw kNOwn as LCMAlex
[14:27] <LCMAlex> good bye

#1721 (14) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!.....you subsequently all die from utter failure
<Kane_Dead> Lol
<Z_17> cept me
<Z_17> because of the tree I planted, right? ;)
<Eric_23> Yeah
<Eric_23> but you die
<Eric_23> because you get attacked by muppets
<Eric_23> since you kNOw I'm dead and NOt around to kill them
<Z_17> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
<RA_Cyrel> Right, so apparently we need Kyle and Sconn in the same room, just going "Am Kyle!" "Am Sconn!" back and forth
<Z_17> They are over grown socks, I think I got it
<Kane_Dead> ...
<Tawny_23> Like hell you do
<Z_17> overgrown*
<Eric_23> roflmao
<Kane_Dead> I read "They are over grown cocks"...
<Tawny_23> But I'm still alive
<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!-the universe begins to collapse "Am Sconn!"-And it's back
<Eric_23> ROFL
<Z_17> LOL
<Eric_23> figures Kane
Kane_Dead facepalms.
<Eric_23> I am quoting that.

#1482 (4) - Posted by MGN Mat Bizegar
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* Bizegar changes topic to 'That previous topic sucked... r2f808 due today at 11:59:59 PM EST (or tomorrow at 04:59:59 AM for the Brits)'
<LCMAlex> proly NOt a bad thing
* LCMAlex slaps the brits
<Bizegar> heh, somehow we get longer :P

#1485 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<Kelron> its a small period of sleep during the waking hours to refresh ones energy reserves, thus making up for a lack of sleep the night before.
<Kelron> i was being sarcastic - I don't nap...I can be up for 48 hours, i still won't nap :P
<Graxe> I was going to say for you its a period of time when you are resting during the day but NOt haveing sex :P
<Kelron> actually, I'm in a time of abstinence - self inflicted ;)
<Graxe> wow never thought Id here those words
* Graxe thinks he will post that
<Kelron> dude, its been like that for almost a month NOw.

#1486 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<Graxe> Pocky Ive already explained it too you
<Graxe> yes
<Graxe> preztal stick coated treat
<Graxe> NO I dont want your Pocky
<Graxe> you can keep that Pocky
<Kelron> awww...but all kinds of women want my Pocky :P

#1487 (6) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<SairAFK> You're the only one that stupid, Sconn :P
<`Entropy> He's NOt stupid. Just stoned 108% of the time.

#1488 (20) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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<SairAFK> Wow
<`Kaz> Found your penis again?
<SairAFK> NOw I'm half tempted to go see it tonight
<SconnAFK> ...your penis?
<SairAFK> Theater nearby has it on 9 fucking screens.
<RS_Gizmo> that's some penis

#1491 (0) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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[18:15] <Tethran> GM: Which I'll nicely double to
[18:15] <Tethran> GM: Due to hit location... The droid she hit goes down sparking and fizzing
[18:16] <Tethran> GM: Tethran. You're up next.
[18:16] <Tethran> GM: Hang on... That was a little bit of a pointless anNOuncement.
[18:16] <Age`Charisc> <<that would be you?>>
[18:16] <Renan> <<LOL>>
[18:17] <Johnny_M> <<..........OMG........QUOTED!>>

#1493 (4) - Posted by BGN Joel Lance
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<RS_Gizmo> having said that, after experiencing your phase of talking about pussy and how it tastes like Chicken, I feel you're in NO position to comment detrimentally :P

#1501 (-1) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<`Kaz> oh he dumped her after a week
<Shizmo> LOL
<`Kaz> only wanted ass
<Shizmo> NOt only is she evil, she's stoopis too
<`Kaz> real stupid
<Shizmo> of course rich dude only wanted ass
<`Kaz> I even told her that
<`Kaz> I got "how would you kNOw?"
<`Kaz> duh, I have a penis

#1717 (5) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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* Lori_Star makes a NOte to avoid PSG. She still has a sore ass
<@Markus_J> ...Wow.
<@Markus_J> Tell Davin NOt to miss, next time.

#1585 (10) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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A fine example of the confusion caused by the "ES" April Fools joke
******************************************************

[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> How's that going to affect the OOB?
[21:50] <`Vaughan> How do you mean?
[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> having EH join us
[21:50] <`Vaughan> EH?
[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> Emperor's Hammer
[21:51] <`Jester> Drysso, whats the date?
[21:51] <Drysso|WTF> April 1st
[21:52] <`Jester> NOw put 2 and 2 together Drysso
[21:52] * `Jester waits while the gears turn slooooooooooooooowly
[21:52] <Drysso|WTF> (maybe there's something I haven't read...)
[21:53] * Drysso|WTF starts rummaging through my emails...
[21:53] <`Jester> April 1st is also kNOwn as.............
[21:53] <Drysso|WTF> GOD FUCKING DAMINT
[21:53] <`Jester> finally
[21:53] * `Vaughan laughs

#1702 (13) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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<NaesDraw> I want a rating, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being WTF is this shit, and 10 being the bestest evar, of THIS: http://naesdraw.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/NOsezelda.wav

<WesBelden> well, lesee, it's 2:37am, and what comes blaring out of my speakers (NO doubt to wake my house mates up) ? random NOises that sound like a demented kazoo, but, I'm guessing are instead a mic shoved up your NOse whilst you hum

<WesBelden> so, instead of, maybe reading, writing, just frickin sleeping, you shoved a mic up your NOse :P

<NaesDraw> yes

<NaesDraw> so, it was that good, huh?

#1704 (10) - Posted by GEN Damon Lightwind
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[21:29] * MrBot is NOw kNOwn as MrPirate
[23:56] * MrPirate is NOw kNOwn as MrBot
[23:58] * MrBot is NOw kNOwn as Sairs_Mom
[00:47] * Sairs_Mom is NOw kNOwn as Humping_Lica
[00:48] * Humping_Lica is NOw kNOwn as MrBot
[00:49] * MrBot is NOw kNOwn as Sair`s_Mom
[01:50] * Sair`s_Mom is NOw kNOwn as MrBot

"Hmmm......either Mrbot has many secret identities or is suffering from an identity crisis."

#1707 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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NaesDraw: or ur ass is grass
Swifty: huh?
NaesDraw: or, your, ass, is, grass.
Swifty: grass?
Swifty: I don't get it
NaesDraw: is it hard to understand?
Swifty: yes
NaesDraw: :P
Swifty: grass?
NaesDraw: .....er
Swifty: I'm NOt a lawn dude
NaesDraw: ass is grass; You're done, finished, kaput, over, one doomed motherfucker.
"That dude that porked my ol lady? His ass is grass."

#1706 (7) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:39] * Kirghy has joined #RID
[22:39] <NaesDraw> then I hummed in the mike in my NOse
[22:39] <Kirghy> wha...?
[22:39] <NaesDraw> and made the sweet, sweet music
[22:39] <NaesDraw> er.
[22:39] <Kirghy> you're scaring me
[22:40] <NaesDraw> ty

#1708 (19) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels and my tuxedo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_Raven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpedia.com
[18:05] <NaesDraw> NO way
[18:05] <NaesDraw> ...yes way. XD

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