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#635 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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{LGN-Shik} a priest might be able to say i'm too perverted, and maybe old nuns.. {LGN-Shik} young nuns are still horny you kNOw :P

#644 (13) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Kaz> Yes cocky british
<`Kaz> Tra la la we're going to have colonies......hey you have to pay us lots of tax NOw!
<`Kaz> ...what are you doing with that rifle

#649 (4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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(Erin) Shik, you're NOt an LGN.
* MGN-Shik looks at his nick
<MGN-Shik> derr.
<MGN-Shik> just state the obvious while you're at it.

#651 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<StrmTroop> My fin itches dammit
<Col_Coop> you have a fin?
<StrmTroop> .....yes
<Col_Coop> are you a dolphin?
<StrmTroop> NO
<Col_Coop> what are you?
<StrmTroop> A person
<Col_Coop> with a fin?
<StrmTroop> ...with a fin
* StrmTroop furiously rubs the back of his neck, massaging the fin
<StrmTroop> Gah!
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<TR_Hawk> didn't you hear?
<StrmTroop> .......
<TR_Hawk> mike can chop it off for you
<StrmTroop> NO!
<TR_Hawk> he's good with knives...
<StrmTroop> It's part of me
* COL-Mike slices the fin cleanly off
* `Kyle eats the fin and runs away
<Col_Coop> just rub some aloe on it
<StrmTroop> Ok
<StrmTroop> I should go to bed NOw, get some rest
<StrmTroop> DON'T make any quotes of me mentoning my fin

#654 () - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Saito> so i NOtice.. stop poking me with that damn thing.. or is dave standing behind me?

#659 (2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<LCM-Sconn> Mo, man, you need a good f*ck. Or some weed. You need the to relax.
<MAJ_Mo> huh?
<MAJ_Mo> I relax with Shan
<MAJ_Mo> Shan isn't a new drug
<LCM-Sconn> Nah, she's been around the block a few times.
<MAJ_Mo> NO, Shan does the job
<Cpt_Apoc> NO NO NO Mo, you need a REAL f*ck

#662 (3) - Posted by COL Kelron Jevix
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<MAJ_Mo> I want a pretty girl with my type of personality to make love with me<LCM-Sconn> Mo. There's two things wrong with that.<LCM-Sconn> A) That would imply that you will ever make love. B) There is NOt aNOther person, let alone a woman, with your personality.

#663 (4) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<`Kyle> There's NOthing in this world to compare with doobies and boobies.

#665 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* `Mak needs protection
<`Zero> NO, Mak, your parents did.

#667 (0) - Posted by LCL Ryan Deean
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<Orian> A MONKEY
<RyanDeean> NO monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> NO monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I said
<RyanDeean> NO monkeys
<Orian> I said
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to reiterate:
<RyanDeean> NO monkeys
<Orian> I would like to reiterate:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to clarify with all here:
<RyanDeean> NO monkeys
<Orian> I would like to clarify with all here:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> NO monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<`JK_Rich> what is with you guys with bananas and monkeys?

#671 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<The-Amb> I got back from the party last night with only my pants shoes and jacket. NO underpants, NO socks, NO shirt...
<The-Amb> I don't kNOw how that happened, but it must mean I had fun...

#672 (0) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Eve> Man, this thing's huge.
<`Kaz> heh heh
<`Kaz> hehehehehe
<Eve> NOt used to hearing that huh?

#673 (0) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* Eveness blows a bubble and it floats around the room
* Eveness chases it
<Eveness> Bubby! Bubby bubby bubby!!
* Eveness leaps up and tries to catch it
* `IronMan tackles Eve in midair.
* `Kaz blows a whistle
<CMRVender> TOUCHDOWN
<`Kaz> 2nd down
<Eveness> GGAAAAHHH!
<`Kaz> ....
<CMRVender> NO!
<`Kaz> getting tackled isnt a touchdown
<CMRVender> she was in!!
<CMRVender> The ball was in!!
<Eveness> Look! Look! Over the line! Right there!
* `Kaz hits Vender with a folding chair
<CMRVender> oof
* Eveness does her touchdown dance
<`Kaz> XFL...heh

#683 (-2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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Topic is 'New RS Website: http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/ | RS Ahead by 180 at OR - Have you hugged a commando today?'
*** Set by LGN-Shik on Sun Apr 29 02:17:50
<DashClone> NO-one has hugged me yet today :(* Cpt_Apoc hugs Dash "NOw be quiet"
<DashClone> TY
<Cpt_Apoc> your welcome.
<LGN-Shik> read.. * Cpt_Apoc humps Dash "NOw be quiet"

#684 (-1) - Posted by RA Slate Mallar
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(Tracely) Im NOt allowed to have a life
(Tracely) Rahj said so
(`Kaz) Piss on him
(`Kaz) Take next week off without telling anyone :)
(`Kaz) I wanna see what happens
(Tracely) :P Im taking next week off anyway(Tracely) parents forcing me to rake their yard
(Tracely) f*ckers
[01:25] <GEN_Slate> heh
(`Kaz) ROFL
@ `Kaz falls over

#689 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Wessy> mike do you kNOw a good porn site?
<RS_Nick> bah
<`Mikey> yes.
<Wessy> hey i have to get a good porn site for my cousin
<Emylyn> yeah, right

#695 (2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<The-Amb> NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!
<The-Amb> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Losly> play with yourself, Amb :P
<The-Amb> But I already finished that game!
<The-Amb> I want some multiplayer!
<The-Amb> Wait, that came out as an orgy...

#696 (3) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<MAJ_Mo> you kNOw the big long line of SW fanatics, the ones that are more fanatic than us?
<COL-Mike> More fanatic?
<MAJ_Mo> the ones that have like the entire room is SW and a full SW collection and a movie prop
<RS_Gizmo> .......
<RS_Gizmo> aren't they all in EH?
<COL-Mike> Ummm.....
<COL-Mike> that's me....

#698 () - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<DashClone> OMG! Am I on a porn channel?
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<RS_Gizmo> I don't kNOw, are u?
<RS_Gizmo> there's usually naked ppl
<DashClone> Urr.
<DashClone> ANYONE NAKED HERE??
<`Entropy> You thought RS stood for "Rebel Squadrons"? You were WRONG! It stands for "Really Sexual".

#706 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Col_Coop> gather 'round, everyone! it's time for your italian lesson
<Col_Coop> Il Coop ha un penis eNOrme.
<Col_Coop> Coop has an eNOrmous penis.
<Col_Coop> Tutte le donne voglioNO avere il sesso con Coop.
<Col_Coop> All women want to have sex with Coop.
<LGN-Shik> .....
<Col_Coop> Il Coop fa di altri uomini somigliaNO agli insetti piccoli.
<Col_Coop> Coop makes other men look like tiny insects.

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