*** Topic is '<Something funny.> | <Something else bashing the first statement> | <Unrelated soccer score> | <Important bit of news NObody reads>'
*** Set by FionSLEEP on Thu Aug 02 15:38:26
* Los smacks Snake
<`Snake`> what?
<RS_Randy> She likes playing with snakes :P
<Los> ..
* Los whaps Randy
<`Snake`> ah, los, go on....:P
<RS_Randy> owwww.<Los> go on what?
* RS_Randy pouts at Lossie
<`Snake`> with playing with me
<Los> ...
* Los locks herself in the bathroom
<RS_Randy> heh
<RS_Randy> Los is a little happy right NOw, she'll be back though :P
<Los> I am NOt happy!
* RS_Randy curls up into a ball waits to be smacked
<`Snake`> I hope she will, I was just having so much fun!!
*** WesBelden (RS_Gizmo@host213-122-28-231.btinternet.com) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<WesBelden> wiki wiki wild wild west
* WesBelden shoots himself
*** Anthon^ (a@210.186.58.134) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<RS_Randy> ....
<`Snake`> hey that was my job
<WesBelden> ...
<`Snake`> .... what?
<WesBelden> you can shoot me aswell if you have to..
<`Snake`> NO
<`Snake`> aaawel okay it's so much fun... :P
<WesBelden> lol
* `Snake` shoots GIZZY in the head
<WesBelden> there ya go......ow
<`Rode> i will remember to be extra nice to you NOw
<JakeBlues> she's a lioness with her cadets...
<`Rode> so?
<JakeBlues> and a tigress with her lovers.. ;)
<Cherin`> ooh ;)
* Cherin` huggles Jakey
<`Rode> NOw that one i kinda wnat to see
<Cherin`> nicely phrased
<JakeBlues> thanks, I have moments :)
* JakeBlues hugs you tight
<Shil> your voice isn't f*cked
<JakeBlues> it's f*cked
<JakeBlues> I can't sing... so it's f*cked...
<Shil> bollocks
<Shil> you think I can sing?
<JakeBlues> lol... I don't think so
<Shil> there is NOthing more frightening than me singing, I can turn any really cool song into the sound of Cats being run over by a steamroller powered by Bagpipe playing scotsmen with their balls in vices
*** Cherin` changes topic to 'AW News Intro | blah | more blah | blah NO-one listens to | weather blah | regional blah | sports blah | end credits'
<Owain> Boredom. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the AW crew, as we dicuss strange topics, laugh at Shik, and bodly do NOthing that can't be done done by a well-trained monkey.
<Owain> ::Pans out to view the members of the AW. The camera swiftly turns away, for the watcher's sanity.::
<Owain> Captains Log. Stardate, Some time around august. After leaving the planet of the nyphomaniacs, we were faced with a argonising decision. Who was gonna have the last rollo?
<DashClone> I got a new stick yesterday. NOt as many buttons as the last one, and NO hat, but it works
<Blowpop> cool
<Blowpop> i have a hat on my stick too
* Raandu kicks Vender in the balls
<Vendz> I'm zappin OW! raandu :p
* Etrall hides in his corner, "I'm NOt here. I'm really stuck on a different planet.. yes that's right.."
* Vendz NOtices doritoes fall out of his pants...and some other object that he picks up and puts in a rag while he cries
<LCLJester> lol
* Cherin` hides behind the bar
*** LCLJester is NOw kNOwn as JesterFLY
<Vendz> Someone call a mechanic, i'm broken :p
<Raandu> ohhhh I want the other thing that came out of your pants
<Vendz> NO you don't :P
* Etrall hides behind the bar pulling out some soda
<Vendz> help help i'm spelling zimbobway get a mechanic
* Cherin` gets a bottle of Archers Aqua from the bar, cracks it open, and sips it slowly
* Vendz chases after his balls that roll off
* Etrall peaks out over the bar
*** `Eve has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
* Vendz gives Eve his rag "Hold that..but don't look at it. I need to get some..er..equipment." :p
* Raandu pegs Etrall between the eyes with a golf ball
<Eliastra> lol
<Vendz> AND DON'T LET RAANDU TAKE IT
* `Eve grins. 'Aww..it's lil fene in a blanket."
* `Kaz gives the rag to Raandu
<`Kaz> Here...play with this
<Etrall> Ouch! Hey!
<Raandu> ohhh
* Eliastra throws the rag onto hot burning coals
* Raandu swings the rags around and slams it on the ground
<Raandu> rag*
* Vendz quickly shoots out millions of bags of doritoes towards Raandu that kNOck him on his ass* Etrall takes the golf ball and throws it out the window
* Vendz runs and takes the rag back
* `Eve grabs the other end of the rag
<Raandu> Come back with my legos!!!!!!!!
<Vendz> quick playing with my future kids!
<Vendz> wait
<Vendz> quit*
<Vendz> :p
<Raandu> quick?
<Etrall> ...............
<Cherin`> ....this would be a huuuuge quote in the database.... shall I quote it or NOt??
<Eliastra> .....
<Raandu> Should we call you "minuteman"?
<`Eve> You need aNOther part to make it a kid Fene :P
* Etrall chuckles
* `Kaz gives Vender a talk
<Vendz> yeah :(
<Vendz> NOoooo
* Vendz drinks koolaid
<Vendz> where is that big fat man i love so much
<`Kaz> Shik?
<`Eve> Can he help you have kids?
<`Kaz> rofl
* Etrall decides to add to the insanity and runs around hugging everyone
<Vendz> Can shik? Yeah, but I wouldn't want him to help me :p
<Vendz> NOw where'd my cock bar go?
* Vendz looks around for the rag
* `Eve holds it up with a grin
* `Eve runs
* Vendz screws it back on
<`Eve> lol
<`Eve> Make sure it's a.. Phillip's head
<`Eve> ;)
<Dashy> Mmmm, NOthing really changes around here does it? Young Boys will always trying and expoilate the few girls brave eNOugh to join this club...........I LOVE IT!
<JakeBlues> there's NOthing better like going drunk to work
<JakeBlues> I've done it :P
<`Johnny> yeah but Jake, here in hell, we get fired for that...and fired means NO more money...NO more money means NO more tequlia...NO more tequlia means J starts breaking things...wash rinse repeat
* CastinFox slaps Johnny with a large cod
<`Johnny> large cod
* `Johnny slaps Castin with a large cock
<`Johnny> I mean cod
<Johnny> oops...:P
*** Sig-ASP (Pillar@cr150419-c.mtwd1.on.wave.home.com) tanca [19:49] Ping timeout
<CastinFox> get that cock away from me
<`Johnny> its Fions...treat it nice and you might get put somewhere somewhat good
<`Johnny> wait does that mean I just said Fion has a large cock...NO I was mistaken
<`Snake`> IM NOT SITTING HERE BEHIND MY HOLO TO LET ME GET SCREWED BY YOU!!!
<`Snake`> btw, wanna play a game?
<`Snake`> go to my side
<`Snake`>Uhm...........site
* `Johnny finds several old copies of Playboy with Shils mailing address on them, and many pages stuck together
<`Johnny> Here shil i think these belong to you
<Shil> NOpe, I subscribe to PlayBeing . .
* Shil scratches onthe mailing addresss
<Shil> This says SHIK
