<`Davery> We had quite a bit of a problem
<`Davery> Spanish everywhere and poor Jason got overwhelmed
<`Kaz> lol
<`Davery> He kept setting the ban wrong
<`Kaz> Well he is Jason
<`Davery> And like.. Rich was yelling at him and calling him a moron
<`Davery> Or something
<`Kaz> I NOticed Dea managed to ban our IP
<Kirghy> lol
<`Davery> rofl
[22:10] <Depharic> We should just have Shaq be our team.
[22:10] <Depharic> Shaq vs. NOrth Korea.
[22:10] <`Kaz> heh
[22:10] <`Davery> except he can't shoot to save his life
[22:10] <`Davery> He'd have to clothesline all the Koreans to get to the hoop
[22:10] <`Kaz> Thing is, NOne of those guys want to be bothered playing for games they dont get paid in
[22:10] <Depharic> Who needs to shoot when you weigh more than the other team combined.
<`Kaz> They tried to beg Jordan to play for the them in the world games they lost
<`Davery> NObody.... if you're playing jungleball
<`Kaz> He was too busy getting a new hip
<`Davery> poor Jordan. He just needs to go somewhere and be quiet for about 10 years
<`Kaz> I hear he uses Dave's doctor
<`Davery> And stop coming back
<`Kaz> Went with the same model as you too, the TurboHip 3000
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> the TurboHip
<Sair-semi> TurboHip...
<Sair-semi> That just sounds so right.
<`Davery> Perfect for swinging hips
* Executer sauders Dave's mouth shut
<PlutoHMWK> sauder?
<PlutoHMWK> please tell me that's NOt a gross misspelling of solders
<Executer> NO, as in what you use on wires and circuits numbnuts
<Akar> And NOw, laddies and gents, we'd like to introduce our next in men's cologne! The sweat and stuff that Columbus once..uh, sweated, is NOw mixed in a ottle! I present..Christopher Cologne!!! :P
<Himm> lol
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Cephy> NOther lol
<Cephy> *aNOther
<`Entropy> Very nice job Chrys. You made Ceph and Himm's English look good :P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Himm> ROFL
<Cephy> LAMO
<`Entropy> Lamo?
<Kirghy> I was kinda cruel on the SWFC board. Some SV guy said they were going to kill the RS.
<Kirghy> My response: ::looks at the ORWII results::
<Kirghy> Well, you gotta beat us in something.
<Kirghy> ;)
<Lizzicah> NOw they're going to call us cheaters again Kirghy
<Lizzicah> Look what you've gone and done
<Kirghy> heh
<Kirghy> Hey, at least I winked at the end of it.
<Lizzicah> That means they'll call you a child molestor too then
* Kirghy shrugs
<Lizzicah> oh, that happens often?
<Lizzicah> :P
<Kirghy> NOt at all.
<Kirghy> I just don't care.
<Kirghy> I leave child molestation to Michael Jackson.
[22:34] <`Kaz> That book was almost as bad as Darksaber
[22:34] <Kirghy> lol
[22:34] <`Davery> LOL
[22:34] <`Davery> NOthing was quite as bad as Darksaber, however
[22:34] <`Kaz> NO...
[22:35] <Kirghy> I love the fact that they mention the fact that the Ssi'ruk debris are "hot" but that never comes into play.
[22:35] <`Kaz> With KJA and his "thousands and thousands" of tie bombers on an SSD
[22:35] <Kerensky> Heh
[22:35] <`Kaz> Or the VSD fighters
[22:35] <Kerensky> didnt you kNOw?
[22:35] <`Kaz> Swarming around at high speed
[22:35] <`Davery> Or the cloaked ultra mega Super Star Destroyer
[22:35] <Kerensky> it was the Super Bomber Carrier Star Destroyer.
[22:35] <`Kaz> NOt cloaked
[22:35] <`Kaz> It had invisible paint
[22:35] <Kirghy> o.O
[22:35] <`Kaz> All the VSDs were painted red
[22:35] <Kirghy> I'm glad I havent' read that one.
[22:36] <`Kaz> And 70 of them attacked 12 ISDs like fighters
[22:36] <`Pluto> damn them for stealing my ideas!
[22:36] <`Davery> lol
[22:36] <Kerensky> Whoosh!
[22:36] <`Davery> Swooping in and firing like crazy
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[22:36] <`Davery> They went so fast the ISD's couldn't even target them
[22:36] <Kerensky> Those old rickety ships are fast, you kNOw
[22:36] <`Kaz> I f*cking hate KJA
[22:36] <`Kaz> He's what's wrong with books in general, SW or NOt
[22:36] <Kerensky> heh..
[22:37] <`Kaz> Does it take that long to read a technical readout or two?
[22:37] <Kerensky> Dont forget that one series of his, the jedi apprentice training sh*t series.
[22:37] <`Davery> apparently it does
[22:37] <`Kaz> Im NOt even touching the whole "Hutt builds a death star but it's NOt really a deathstar just the laser part"
[22:37] <Kerensky> I found that book funny.
[22:37] <Kerensky> I mean..litttle rodents stealing the death star plans?
[22:38] <`Davery> rofl
[22:38] <`Davery> NOt really a deathstar
[22:38] <`Davery> And that one scientist guy that they kept kiling
[22:38] <`Kaz> With bugs
[22:38] <Kerensky> from a heavily guarded computer. which just happened to be in like some sorta senate building....even though anyone with an ounce of sense wouldnt keep files that sensitive in such a place?
[22:38] <Kerensky> Poor Bevel.
[22:39] <Kerensky> I actually felt sorry for that character.
[22:39] <Kerensky> "you screwed up. Time to die" "Sh*t, NOt again"
[22:39] <`Davery> Of course there was also brain-in-jar monks
[22:39] <Kerensky> those were in RotJ though.
[22:39] <Kerensky> well..for about 2 seconds
[22:39] <Kirghy> yeah, but they're canNOn.
[22:40] <Kerensky> Of course..I suppose kyp wasnt so bad.
[22:40] <Kerensky> I mean, a jedi who blew up a few star systems?
[22:40] <Kirghy> lol
[22:40] <Kerensky> just cause he was an angsty teen?
[22:40] <Kerensky> hey, sounds cool to me.
[22:40] <`Pluto> give me a weapon powerful eNOugh and i'd be tempted
[22:40] <Kerensky> ..except for the whole part of using the force to pull the ship out of yavin
[22:40] <`Davery> in RotJ there was one spider liek thing that LOOKED like it had a jar on it
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[22:41] <`Davery> NOt a whole community of monks :P
[22:41] <`Pluto> 'specially if i was all angsty
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was stupid.
[22:41] <`Kaz> ....Im NOt....going to....start on...the sun crusher
[22:41] <`Kaz> Im just....NOt
[22:41] <`Kaz> when a death star chased it
[22:41] <Kerensky> ....true. A death star chasing it..
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was a little..far fetched.
[22:41] <Vendzor> ..?
[22:41] <Kerensky> we're ripping on KJA, vender
[22:41] <Vendzor> When did that happen?
[22:42] <Vendzor> He's an ass.
[22:42] <Kirghy> 'nuff said
[22:42] <Kerensky> Thank you, you are welcome to the conversation NOw
[22:42] <Vendzor> He had a DS chasing..wait..the fact that he had a DS at all..
[22:42] <`Kaz> Yeah
[22:42] <`Kaz> It was a secret unfinished one
[22:42] <Kerensky> And a whole secret labratory.
[22:42] <Vendzor> Riiiight.
[22:42] <`Kaz> Stolen from a lab in the middle of a bunch of black holes
[22:43] <`Kaz> See, the sun crusher tricked the death star into falling in one
[22:43] <`Kaz> Then it sped away from the black hole
[22:43] <`Kaz> Cause you kNOw, that's perfectly logical
[22:43] <Vendzor> lol
[22:43] <Kerensky> Yeah.
[22:43] <`Kaz> They f*cking bend time
[22:43] <`Kaz> But a spaceship can run away
[22:43] <Kerensky> doesnt matter that at those ranges, they all should have been burnt crispy by the radiation
[22:43] <`Kaz> Oh
[22:44] <`Kaz> Dont forget the sun crusher has invincible armor
[22:44] <`Kaz> And the death star can shoot it
[22:44] <Vendzor> rofl
[22:44] <Kerensky> ...I think the whole ramming through a star destroyer was cool thoguh.
[22:44] <Kerensky> ..of course, i find it hard to believe that didnt tear every weapon off the ship, as well as ruin the launcher.
[22:45] <`Kaz> Course NOt
[22:45] <`Kaz> It's got QUANTUM ARMOR
[22:45] <`Kaz> Which is INVINCIBLE
[22:45] <Kerensky> Yeah. He DID ride out a superNOva..
[22:45] <Kerensky> didnt he have the door open?
[22:45] <Kirghy> lol
[22:46] <Kerensky> survived a superNOva..with the door open.
<TehEntro> Party in #entropy's_pants!
<TehEntro> NOoooooooo! Get out of my pants!
* MehJohn has joined #entropy's_pants!
<TehSconn> Hah, MAKE ME GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS.
* MehJohn is NOw kNOwn as TehJohn
* TehSconn was kicked by TehEntro (K doke)
<Horn_Semi> where do you live himm?
<Himm> NO, then I would have asked about "I'll be back"
<Himm> NOrway
<Horn_Semi> what's the main language there?
<Himm> NOrwegian
<Himm> weird language
<Horn_Semi> I wondered if there was a NOrwegian language
<Cephisus> Tengo un mal presentimiento=I have a bad feeling about this
<Himm> there is
<Himm> ah!
<Horn_Semi> I only ask because I'm having problems reading through your conversation with ceph :P
<Himm> lol
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> you want me to speak NOrwegian, NOt english?
<Horn_Semi> I dunNO...mebbe I'll be able to understand you better :P
<MrTracey> The dead man apparently replied to an advertisement posted on the Internet, prosecutors said. One newspaper said it read: "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter."
* Deltan is NOw kNOwn as DeltBRB
<MrTracey> Who the hell answers an ad like that
<Kerensky> Kazzzzzz
<KirgPACK> Jan! Throw the ball!
<LCable> JAN!
<LCable> Don't go AFK on us!
<LCable> NOT NOW!
* TechKrill nails Jan and strips her
<TechKrill> LOL!
<TechKrill> of the ball!
<Jan-lo> ......
<LCable> Ew...
* Kerensky facepalms
* TechKrill starts bopping all ppl in the DOW 'cept Chrys. "FLY the DOW TOD!"
<TechKrill> it's due on the 7th
<Chrys> Ill bop my own ppl :P
* `Entropy removes Tech with a spatula and deposits him in the trash.
<TechBRB> i am NOT a COOKIE!
* TechBRB climbs out of the trash
* `Entropy pushes Tech back down into the trash and locks the lid.
* TechBRB bangs on the lid. "FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy soundproofs the garbage can.
* TechKrill pulls out the walkie talkie to the hidden speaker in the lounge. "Nice try...FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy turns on the ECM
<TechKrill> ...
* TechKrill pouts that he forgot his lightsaber
* TechKrill starts using the Force to put the thought of flying the ITOD into people's minds...
<`Xander`> wb, Gizzy...again
<RS_Gizmo> heh
<RS_Gizmo> ty
<`Xander`> get aNOther post up! :-P
<RS_Gizmo> k m8
*** RS_Gizmo is NOw kNOwn as Elf|CS
* `Xander` facepalms
<`Xander`> I tell him to do something...he goes and plays CS again....
<LCL_Randy> So, lets see what kind of [Censored Word] Little Spypoc will get from his uncles
<LCL_Randy> "Ya kNOw that kid that's anNOying you? Here's a sword, go have fun." </Death>
<LCL_Randy> "Whuts he goona douche?" </Cunt Spill>
<LCL_Randy> "BLOW HIM UP!" </Raven> :P
<MAJ_Raven> "NOw, this is how you can make a Furby, a radio, and your hair...into a high explosive device." </Me>
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's dead
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag kicks deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan around a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus drugs Deltan and dresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's dead...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's NOt, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> NO ur NOt
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be god
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD and Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
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[14:14] * X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is NOw kNOwn as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGN_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never mind, dear...
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to bed ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> NOpe
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermafordite, I would feel two kind of orgasms, wow it would be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> Somebody need me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's NOt dead!
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGN_GAb> NOt right NOw :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisted.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an different bed tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> NO!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is somebody logging this?
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the dinner
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> make sure this ends up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, darling, dinner is ready!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers and the newspaper
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfriend is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> you don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopid b!tch!
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> and "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right NOw...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupid, but I'm ... delicious
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus around a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh NO, that trout was tomorrow's dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruined it
[14:21] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be mad at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigerator
[14:22] <BGN_GAb> remind me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> Good call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph and his "girlfriend"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonders if Gab wants a wife...
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[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUN!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> Um, I have too many already, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is NOw kNOwn as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is NOw kNOwn as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. Tired of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confused
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get divorcied
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confused
[14:24] * BGN_GAb considers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh NO, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigerator
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messed up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out and dies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> NOoooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> make up your mind, you... sick bastard :P
[14:26] * Cephisus sicides
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suicides
[14:26] <RS_Jag> need to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is NOw kNOwn as Himm
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> oh NO, he sicided.
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: deleting Himm's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert dog's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Himm! say woof!
<Ceph-AWAY> Intput: deleting Dan's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
*** `Dan is NOw kNOwn as `DanTV
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert woman's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Error, Error!!!
<Wessy_AFK> lol
<Wessy_AFK> he's scared NOw :p
<HimmAFK> be right there, just a smoke first
<BGN_GAb> NONONO Himm
<BGN_GAb> you don't want me to write /nick Himmswife again
<BGN_GAb> :P
<HimmAFK> uhm...
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<BGN_GAb> NO sh!t, perhaps he does want
<BGN_GAb> I withdraw that comment :P
*** HimmAFK is NOw kNOwn as GabsBabe
<BGN_GAb> awwwwwwwwwww stupid me
<GabsBabe> better this way
*** Licah is NOw kNOwn as GabsGuy
<BGN_GAb> AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GabsBabe> LOL
* GabsGuy snuggles with Gab
*** BGN_GAb is NOw kNOwn as ImNOtGab
<ImNOtGab> whoever
<GabsBabe> hey, he's mine!!!
<ImNOtGab> but NOt me! :P
<Horn_AFK> heh
* GabsBabe looks at GabsGuy: "Cute!"
* GabsGuy poses
