<ADM_Raven> On the plus side
<ADM_Raven> I fulfilled aNOther of my top 100 goals in life
<@RA_Cyrel> made a bank employee cry?
<Valen> lol
<ADM_Raven> and that was say "Bitch, give me my money." and have it be true
<ADM_Raven> I got so mad I just blurted it out on the phone
<FA_Raven> GM: Tawny: Blub Blub. You channel your inner goldfish and determine that you are, in fact, NOt a goldfish. You sense this. You sense it well.
* Tawny_M shrugs and steps aboard the lift.
<Tawny_M> "I've confirmed I'm NOt a goldfish...thanks, the Force."
* Belasai shrugs, eyeing the conduits again.. and shakes his head, hopping onto the lift.
<FA_Raven> GM: Amusingly, you find you're better than Kanye West as well, as he canNOt tell if he is a fish or NOt.
<Tawny_M> <<Or married to a Hobbit>>
<Koah> << he is black. He can't be a goldfish. >>
<Sconn> <<Goldfish can be black too, you fucking racist.>>
<Sarriah> fake it
<@ADM_Raven> That's what she said
<Sarriah> lol
<Sarriah> *I* never fake it :P
<@Sconn> I have.
<Sarriah> and NOW, I am going home. I don't even wanna kNOw *how* you'd fake it, Sconn :P
* Sarriah (~zannnie@wsip-68-99-113-248.ks.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit)
<@ADM_Raven> he gets mayonaise packets from Arbys for a reason
<@ADM_Raven> ...DAMNIT :P
[7:57pm] * HeavyD never Spyder, probably to the best from the stories
[7:57pm] HeavyD: never knew*
[7:57pm] Sconn: That's NOt surprising
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be gld
[7:57pm] Skrev: *glad
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be very glad that you never met her.
[7:57pm] Sconn: The best RS experience i've ever had irl
[7:57pm] Sconn: Probably
[7:58pm] Licah: ....
[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <`Fiona> my phone is completely dead
[01:14] <`Fiona> this is NOt good
[01:14] <Sconn> ?
[01:14] <Sconn> NO charger?
[01:14] <`Fiona> it's plugged in
[01:14] <`Fiona> it won't turn on and the charging light isn't coming on
[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <Sconn> what kind of phone?
[01:14] <`Fiona> smartphone
[01:14] <`Fiona> HTC Diamond
[01:14] <Sconn> take the battery out for starters
[01:14] <Sconn> and the SIM card if you've got one
[01:14] <Sconn> unplug it first, obv.
[01:14] <`Fiona> did the former, NO sim card
[01:15] <Sconn> ...weird.
[01:15] <Sconn> did you like...spill something on it or something?
[01:15] <`Fiona> NOpe
[01:15] <`Fiona> ... wtf
[01:15] <`Fiona> took the battery out a second time
[01:15] <`Fiona> it works NOw
[01:15] <`Fiona> jesus
[01:16] <Sconn> AM SCONN
<Codyman> arent there like directions somewhere?
<TaReDjo> Thats why im having so much trouble
<TaReDjo> i never actually filled out a join form... i dont even kNOw if they had them when i first started
<TaReDjo> and i talked to one of the guuys in Red Squadron, and he said something about having an instructor? or something
<TaReDjo> but i havent heard anything from any of them either
<TaReDjo> and Castor cant figure it out when he is 600 miles away and in bed!
<Codyman> you have his phone number?
<TaReDjo> i should hope so! lol
<Codyman> family?
<TaReDjo> im his daughter. :D
<Markus_J> Saaaair
<TaReDjo> I was reading the bylaws... and i laughed when it said the "chain of command" and how the RSFC was only to be contacted as a last resort.
<Markus_J> Saaiiirrr
<Markus_J> I thought you were supposed to prevent Castor from spawning?!
<Markus_J> ...and aNOther one finds confusion in the shenanigans that constitute the B&G.
<Markus_J> My job here is done.
<Markus_J> AWAY!
* Markus_J flees into the night.
<James_RS> Last GF I had, I may of been 8 years old... actually.
<`Teu> thats NOt a girlfriend
<`Teu> that a friend who happens to be a girl
<James_RS> NO... NO. It was more then that, trust me.
<C> 1 client should have been opped.
<RayDjo> !op
* `MrBot sets mode: +o RayDjo
<+James_AFK> !op
<@`MrBot> James_AFK, you do NOt have sufficient access to #pbf.
<+James_AFK> *&%! YOU
<+James_AFK> STUPID SOB MRBOT
<@RayDjo> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:46] <Ray_D> i totally just passed up sex for a bubblewrap game on an ipod. :P WIN.
[22:46] <Teu> ......................
[22:46] * Sconn is NOw kNOwn as SconnAFK
[22:49] <Ray_D> what? its an awesome game.
<CPT_James> you are 5'3? You are NOw to short for me
<@ADM_Raven> ...
<Ray_D> OH THANK GOD
<@ADM_Raven> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<`Eric> LOL
<`IronMan> James, you can't act like you have choices.
<Teu> lol
<Ray_D> shit
<Ray_D> if i knew that was all it was going to take...
<@Licah> ....wow
<Ray_D> i would have stated it sooner
<@Markus_J> Annnd there James goes cutting out the one woman who might actually touch his cock for cash
<Swifty> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<@Licah> James has NOw called Ray too fat and short in one sitting
<James_AFK> I'm good. A little sNOwed in right NOw though. Got 10 inches on the ground.
<`Fedora> Yeah I got 10 inches between my legs
<`Fedora> but thats aNOther topic
<RayDjo> wooooow
<RayDjo> um...
<RayDjo> i... dont really kNOw what to say to that..
<RayDjo> um..
<`Fedora> lol
* RayDjo looks up at the ceiling and whistles
<`Fedora> Sooo... about the sNOw
<Horus_BH> from what i saw fighter pilots are in cronic decline
<Horus_BH> sadly
<RayDjo> they are
<RayDJo> it is sad
<RayDjo> which is why im our official cheerleader
<RayDjo> XD
<Horus_BH> i'm the recoNOfficer and combat ops officer for the eh
<Horus_BH> and as for chearleading it makes a change from kaz in drag
