<`Kaz> Its just cause you have bad experience with breasts
<Kerensky> ..I never said they were bad
<`Dy-semi> So does Dave.
<`Daveroni> We're a highly conservative group.. I mean, it isn't often that something funnier than that happens :P
<Glytch> It's all very Freudian.
<Kerensky> I just said they were random
<`Kaz> I have good breast experiences
<`Dy-semi> Remember when that girl showed him one? But he said she was stingy and wouldn't pull out the other?
<`Daveroni> I'd have to walk in and anNOunce that my finger had got stuck in puddy on accident in order to beat that breast story
<`Pluto> wha?
<`Daveroni> But that just doesn't happen
<Kerensky> HAH! Dave!, i got both!
<`Kaz> ......
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ........
<Kerensky> ..
<Sconn> C'mere. Don't make me take you out behind the woodshed and learn you good.
<LCLNachos> NO pa! please don't! I swears I didn'st means to take that thar wood and shove it up ma's ass, I swears it
<Sconn> Derr... <Sconn> Wow. <Sconn> Nachos. <Sconn> Just...wow. * Kell_Horn watches everyone bow down before Nachos :P
<Sconn> See cause the thing is, when he said wood, I wasn't thinking like...smooth polished wood...I was thinking like..spiky splintery wood.
<Kell_Horn> ow <Kell_Horn> just imagine if you got a splinter...
<LCL_Apoc> lol ass splinter.
<LCL_Apoc> 'How did you get this ma'am?' 'My son shoved a log up my ass' <LCLNachos> yea, thats hicksville USA for ya
<LCLNachos> see, down there, they don't have matches so they need friction to start fires, so by repeatedly shoving wood in someone's ass...well, you get the picture
(VA-Shik) ..
(VA-Shik) so I guess some of the chicks have literal hot asses
<LCL_Apoc> I think Shik has performed this action many times.
(VA-Shik) ...
<COLNachos> Jan...have you seen the stuff on the RS quote board? This is like childs play compared to them, lol
* Jan-lo grumbles "I've made many appearences there myself.."
(`Han) some of it
* COLNachos recalls a pariticular quote about Jan doing it with two males
<Jan-lo> Shaddap!
<Jan-lo> That was completely inNOcent!
<`Licah> heh
<`Licah> I was there for that one :P
<Jan-lo> It was a MP game!
* Jan-lo turns red and kicks Nachos in the six
<Jan-lo> (lol)
* COLNachos falls
<COLNachos> (mumbles) ouch
<Jan-lo> Sorry...
<`Licah> kicks him in the six?
* Jan-lo actually feels guilty and helps Nachos up
<`Licah> Only a pilot would..
<`Licah> nevermind :P
(RS_Gizmo) I want qui-Gon's light saber
(RS_Randy) Bed helps cure that :P
(RS_Gizmo) it's so cool compared with the others
(Poccie) ...
(Poccie) with the way my mind is right NOw, that came out dirty
(Poccie) very...very...very dirty
(RS_Gizmo) I mean, Yoda's looks like a can opener or somethnig
(Poccie) That did so NOt help things
(RS_Randy) Poccie hasn't cybered in days, watch out! :P
* Poccie closes his eyes, then falls over laughing
(RS_Gizmo) and wtf was anikin thinking when he made that crap?
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(RS_Gizmo) I just read tha
(RS_Gizmo) t
(Poccie) Yoda has a can opener penis!
(RS_Randy) lol
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(Poccie) And Giz wan'ts Qui-Gon's
(RS_Gizmo) omg
(RS_Gizmo) I've got an image
(RS_Gizmo) oh, that's priceless!
(RS_Gizmo) oh man, I'm crying
(Poccie) same here...that is so NOt right
(RS_Randy) oh man, you need sleep :P
(RS_Gizmo) NO, i'm crying with laughter
(Poccie) Yoda shall NOw forever be 'can opener penis'
(RS_Gizmo) and luke walks in after a strole in the swamp and seens him opening their dinner
(RS_Gizmo) "WTF!?!"
(RS_Randy) lol
(Poccie) lol!!!!!
(RS_Randy) ROFLMAO
(RS_Gizmo) "mmmmm, eat, eat"
(Poccie) ...that....
* RS_Randy makes sure he's logging this :P
(Poccie) Yoda eats his own...
(RS_Gizmo) I gotta find a tissue
(RS_Gizmo) I'm making a mess
(RS_Randy) ................
(Poccie) Oh God...and Luke got Anakins...
(RS_Randy) Thinking about Yoda's can opener penis? :P
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) my NOse u dilt
(RS_Gizmo) my NOse aas running
(RS_Gizmo) *was
(RS_Randy) Yoda's can opener penis is in your NOse? :P
(Poccie) Yoda opens Cambells soup...with...his...dick
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) *cheesey music*
(RS_Randy) Actually that'd be kinda useful :P
(Poccie) ...Yoda has a terrible fetish
(RS_Gizmo) "So, mr. Yoda, how do you find your can opening experience?"
(RS_Gizmo) *shot widens out to see Yoda opening a can with his dick"
(RS_Gizmo) "Master I am, and fine it is"
(Poccie) "mmm camping was I, needed to open soup did I. But forgot my can opener I dd"
(RS_Gizmo) "That's what you say NOw, but how about you try this new and improved electric can opener, here let me er-atachit for you"
(RS_Gizmo) "NO!!! mine! mine!"
(RS_Gizmo) "oh look at the mess you've made"
(RS_Gizmo) "let him have it"
(RS_Gizmo) do you think RSI would be accept my request?
(RS_Randy) Yes :P
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(Poccie) what request?
(RS_Randy) Hell, have Poccie do it in 3D :P
(RS_Gizmo) I wanna get a pic of Yoda with his can opening cock out
(Poccie) Ask Mike.
<COLNachos> never...EVER call me Nacho Boy
<COLNachos> 1) Nach 2) Nachos 3) NachosMan 4) Nichos 5) Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell
<Sconn> Can I call you penisboy?
* COLNachos thwaps Sconn "NO"
<Kell_Horn> hey Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell, what's up? :P
<COLNachos> NOthin much Kell, how bout you?
*** `Davery is NOw kNOwn as Eat_Dave (raptor7@*.sd.sd.cox.net) 03/23/2002 08:58:13.pm
* COLNachos glances at Dave's nickname
<COLNachos> you think he's trying to drop someone a hint?
* COL_Apoc looks up from between Daves legs "What hint?"
* COLNachos shivers
<Tiar> LOL
<RSJohn> anyone kNOw how i can reduce the ping in JO?
<Sconn> Put on a little tinfoil hat, first of all.
<Sconn> Then take off your pants and underwear, and turn on your lawn sprinklers.
<Sconn> Then get a boom box with a barry manilow CD.
<Sconn> Play the barry manilow CD very loudly while dancing in the hat, with NO pants on, in the lawn sprinklers, shouting praises to the JK 2 gods.
<RSJohn> and this worked for you? :P
<``Zak> It's just his hobby
<Sconn> Well...until the cops came, yeah.
<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
* Toran whips it out
<RS_Randy> lol
<CMDR-J> kyle is my bitch
<WesBelden> lol
<COL_Apoc> Is NOt.
* WesBelden goes tp quote
<KevPryde> heh
<COL_Apoc> Kyle is Giz's bitch.
<CMDR-J> is to
<CMDR-J> oh yea...your my bitch apoc
<COL_Apoc> NOpe.
<COL_Apoc> I'm Shan's bitch.
<CMDR-J> awww
<WesBelden> do I get any say in this?
<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
<CMDR-J> WES!
<COL_Apoc> She claimed me ;-)
<CMDR-J> your my bitch
*** `Kyle has joined #Allegience
*** X sets mode: +o `Kyle
<KevPryde> I thought Kyle was Sconn's bitch, and Dave was Kyle's bitch :P
* Toran wags it around, since he already whipped it out
<Toran> Kyle! I'm ready for you!
<WesBelden> there's a magical place, with thousands of toys, all under one roof. It's callled..... toys R us, Toys R us, Toys R us -Toys R us!
<SconnILL> And it's f*cking sNOwing here on April 21.
<WesBelden> biggedy biggedy bong
<RS_Randy> lol
<RS_Randy> BONG!
* Owain kills Gizmo before he turns into a giraffe.
* WesBelden gives Sconn "a get better cookie"
* WesBelden dies
<Owain> The world is safe once more.
* Elfstone NOtes that he's wearing his titanium ass chastitiy belt, and that Toran's wang is being crushed into a bloody pulp * Toran licks his wounds | <Toran> rofl, I've done that
* COL_Apoc pets lyrics for SlipkNOt - My Plague (New Abuse Mix)
* Toran pets Apoc
* COL_Apoc pets Toran
<Cherin> ...
<Cherin> k
* COL_Apoc trots over and pets the Shan
* Toran pets himself
<RS_Randy> .....
<RS_Randy> Ambigious masturbation? :P
<Toran> Since when does petting involve genital touching? Do you go up to dogs and start betting their balls
<RS_Randy> ....what\'s this have to do with betting their balls? :P
<COL_Apoc> Randy does.
<Toran> I was rubbing my hair and scratching myself behind the ears
<Toran> ...lmao
<Toran> *petting
<Toran> Sorry, I used to run an illegal dog ball gambling circuit
<Cephisus> Hi Korey
<Cephisus> My name is Cephisus and I'm form the Earth
<Cephisus> :p
<Korey> My name is Mike, and I have a penis.
<Cephisus> lol
<Korey> wanna see?
<Cephisus> AAeggghh, NO plz
<CMDR_T> then go talk to shik <RS_Randy> Ummm, NO T <RS_Randy> I don't want copies of the amature porNO he filmed with you <RS_Randy> Sorry, but I'm just NOt into that sh*t <CMDR_T> how dare u <CMDR_T> those are far from amature <RS_Randy> He said amature when he tried to sell 'em to me earlier *shrugs* <Borsk> fellas, it's amateur. <RS_Randy> Ah, see <RS_Randy> An expert has spoken
(`Leitbur) hey Jon, or should we say Mr Drunk?
<`Drunk> definitly Drunkl
<`Drunk> ;)
<`Drunk> ":))
<`Drunk> Hellool
<`Jester> Computers and Alcohol don't mix
<`Drunk> NOpe even wqatere
(`Leitbur) yep, and that proves it
