<ShadaJRA> yeah...im here...
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<ShadaJRA> ok but NOw im NOt gonna be
<ShadaJRA> ill ttyl guys
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*** Snachos is NOw kNOwn as Sxybiatch
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<Kell_Horn> who's the sexy biatch? <Cay-Qel> it's Nachos <Sxybiatch> a hot 18 yr old girl <Kell_Horn> nachos is a hot 18 year old girl? damn... <Kell_Horn> brings whole new meaning to eating nachos with cheese...<Cay-Qel> could've fooled me....
* Owain looks at Borsk "You'll never get away with this, NOt-blofeld!"* Blofeld looks at Owain, "Mahahahahah oh NOt-James I already have ::pushes a remote and a big viewscreen shows up:: As you can see, the dildo rockets have already launched, soon the entire women population of the world will be writhing in orgasms. Then...I shall rule the world!"* Owain curses "Never! Well, maybe NOt the orgasm part, but the rule-world part!"* Blofeld frowns, "Did...I forget something? ::dials a phone, whispers:: Sh*t! I forgot to order the anal dildos for men! ::chuckles nervously:: I must go ::descends into the floor via escape hatch and flys off in a dildo helicopter::
<WesBelden> its like an empty chasm that needs filling, <WesBelden> but you have NO idea how or why<CMR_Randy> Your ass, Giz? :P<WesBelden> are you calling my ass an empty chasm?
<Avera> Its nice to have Shik around though.
<Avera> I will always have an indicator of when hell is about to freeze over...
<Sconn> <ShikAfk> NO BANG SHIKKIE!
<Avera> just judging how far he gets with a girl.
<`Kyle> heh
<`Kyle> if he gets one to his room, call off all bets
<Sconn> Yeah right.
<Sconn> Shik will just do a pussy lunge and get his ass kicked.
<TR_Hawk> you talk like it'd actually happen, kyle
<Sconn> He'll be like, "so...you wanna drin-PUSSY LUNGE UGH!"
<Sconn> And reach maniacally for her crotch.
<Sconn> She's all like "YOU SICK F*CK! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MATH HELP!"
* ChzNachos brings aNOther medic into the room to chase Jan around
* Jan-lo goes with the medic to aNOther room for a full exam so he'll leave her alone
<Trace> screenshots of penis? <RS_Gizmo> ooooooooh <RS_Gizmo> niiiiiiice <RS_Gizmo> S or M player?<SairAFK> Multi as far as I kNOw.<SairAFK> I just looked at it tonight.<SairAFK> I actually found it ages ago, but it was still in development then.
* RS_Gizmo NOds<RS_Gizmo> looked good
• CMR_Randy NOds and moves to dock with the War Frigate
* Cay-Qel fires at the same three
<CMR_Randy> CMR_Randy: 6D6+2 -- 6 3 6 2 6 4 +2 -- Total: 63 Bonus: 34
<Lt2TyraNO> Finding a unusual topic for the chat is hard... <CMR_Randy> NO it's NOt <CMR_Randy> Lets talk about Rahj's collection of spiked anal dildos
<@Kelron> I'm sitting there, you kNOw, stick and wiener in hand... <@Kelron> BOOOOM!!! <@Kelron> I swear...didn't kNOw where the white was comin from. <@Kelron> Think my weiner exploded :-P
<Cole> I have a cat....
<COL_Apoc> I was sitting with one of my exgirlfriends (when I was still going out with her)
<COL_Apoc> and she had mentioned about being shaved...you kNOw, there
<COL_Apoc> So I had my hand roaming and I said "Soo...you're slippery when wet?"
<COL_Apoc> Needless to say, I got slapped :-P
<Eric_W> lol
<Rahj> Thanks for the update, Poc.
<Rahj> Keep us posted.
<Eric_W> What brought that on Poc?
<COL_Apoc> This is what happens whem I'm bored.
<COL_Apoc> And cat reminded me of pussy.
<Borsk> you haveth the...PINK EYE! :P
<`Jester> Apoc: Don't stick your finger in it
<COL_Apoc> ROFL!
<Cay-Qel> ty
* COL_Apoc looks at Shik
<COL_Apoc> LOL!
<COL_Apoc> Well, I think the cause of the injury was pink...but you kNOw, NOt sure it was kinda dark.
<ADM-Shik> lol
<ADM-Shik> LROFLASFFF
<ADM-Shik> you shoulda got a good look at it
<COL_Apoc> Dude, it was right in my eye. I couldn't get a good light view :-P
<ADM-Shik> heh
<ADM-Shik> what if it managed to be a few inches lower and centered? :P
<COL_Apoc> Well...then maybe,
<`Jester> You should tell Sconn to be more careful about where he shoves his wang
<COL_Apoc> but its a moot point :-P
<COL_Apoc> Jest...NOt a wang.
* COL_Apoc looks around
<COL_Apoc> and NOt a cunt either.
> maybe i would't have a messed up mind next time around
<Kweh> ...ever hear of First Impressions?
<Kweh> Mine's NOt too good of you...
> is that bad?
<Kweh> ...
> heheheheh
<Indiana> I'm going to kill him.
<Kweh> NO, I'm going to.
<Kweh> Or...Ladies first.
Kweh points his hands towards Bones, bowing. :p
* Kweh walks off back to the Janitor's Office. <Borsk> Don't forget to give Rahj his daily anal masturbation like you promised. <Borsk> You are Rahj's bitch, remember? * Borsk points in the direction of Rahj's office * Kweh goes to Rahj's Office. <Toran> Give him time, Borsk, he still thinks his identity changes with nick changes :P * Kweh stays in there for a second as glass breaks, punches are heard thrown, and then walks back out without a scratch. <Borsk> Wow...you beat up his cat... * Kweh then falls over with giant claw in his back. <Borsk> Well, looks like the cat beat your ass. <Toran> That cat was heavily medicated after the speeder accident, too, what a pussy :P * Borsk watches Rahj's cat drag Tyr back into the office and strange unholy sounds are heard coming out :P* Kweh screams as Rahj's cat penetrates him in 6 places, he didnt even kNOw he HAD. * Kweh comes out, claw marks all over him with giant claw holes.
<Eric_W> Um where did you get the ship Owain?
<Owain> Oh, that was easy. I decided I wanted one. Then I used it in sims, alot. NObody complained. Eventually, I just persuaded Sconn to put it in the OOB, stating my years of experiance, and blackmailing him with the goat porn pictures.
