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#1403 (5) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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<@Randy-sensei> Vietnam uses Dongs as currency
<@Randy-sensei> 1 dong = 100 xu
* @Randy-sensei offers Sconn a dong for a loaf of bread.
<@Sconn> NO, is two dong loaf of bread!
<@Randy-sensei> One and half dong!
<@Sconn> NO half dong! Two dong or NO dong!
<@Randy-sensei> Then NO dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> Just for that, I sell him bread for one dong!
<@Sconn> One dong loaf!
<@Randy-sensei> I give you one dong!
<Triani> Cay!
<@Cay-Qel> Tri!
<@Sconn> NO, for you price is two dong!
<@Randy-sensei> One dong!
<@Sconn> I said two dong, that final price, capitalist pig dog!
* @Randy-sensei gives Sconn two dong
* @Sconn gives Randy bread.
* @Randy-sensei cheers
<@Sconn> I got two dong for one dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> I shrewd dong business man!
<@Jagged> ...

#1410 (2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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* VasonATWORK is NOw kNOwn as VasonWORKING

#1413 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[20:18:06] * Bellatrix` is more limp than Jon's penis while looking at granny porn.
[20:18:20] <Sarge`> <<......NOt possible>>

#1416 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<ReabWood> gnight, gonna talk to gf
* Quits: ReabWood (Hyderiatus@64.235.212.45) (Quit: | www.reabelcorp.tk | Reabelcorp V.3 NOw testing [17:20] <R2D7> to be Reabel: to enjoy probing a lot."You were very Reabel the other day at the Imperial torture cell, slut" Lineage 2 and Msn, then sleep)
<BGN_Randy> Reab has a girlfriend?
<Triani> He's got a GF???
<Vason> holy day...

#1418 (-5) - Posted by CMDR Vason Senmic
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[16:46] * Morone glares at Sean "NOw why did you sit me on Aidyns head?" and jumps down
[16:46] <Morone> wait....that looks wrong

#1419 (3) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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[21:58] <kailen> aidyn..i thought you liked ducks :P
[21:58] <Aidyn> ..NO. But I own two ducks. :p
[21:58] <Aidyn> Randy saw where the one bit me
[21:58] <Vason> ...
[21:58] <Aidyn> ...
[21:59] <Aidyn> DOnt you EVEN get those thoughts in your mind, Vason
[21:59] * kailen giggles
[21:59] <Morone> quoted
[21:59] <Aidyn> Damnit!

#1422 (4) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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<BGN_Randy> Why NOt just completely emulate the EH and have a dictator for life?
<Blastfire> And that's the plan. We're documenting everything, and it's going to be submitted to the membership

#1423 (5) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<SairAFK> mailsystem@rebelsquadrons.org? Is that just a club wide address? :P
<Codyman> NO, it's Lt. Mailsys Tem of the ABG
<SairAFK> Fuck you, Cody

#1426 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<BGN_Randy> Come on, two women. Every straight man's fantasy.
<AidynAWAY> One...I'm NOt like that.
<BGN_Randy> ...
<BGN_Randy> LMFAO
<kailen> straight?
<AidynAWAY> Two...they find out, I'll lose BOTH of them
<AidynAWAY> Three...I aint that stupid.

#1427 (5) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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* NOw talking in #ibg
* UberWolf assigns Tallon more cadets to scar
<Tallon> This job isn't half as bad as I thought it would be.

#1441 (2) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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<StumpAFK> I wish I knew what you were talking about. Then I think about it and think, whoa hold on..why the FUCK would I want to kNOw that?

#1442 (7) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<`IronMan> Bad Boys I didn't suck
<`Kaz> ....oh
<`Kaz> That was a 1, NOt the letter I
<`Kaz> wow, that was scary

#1443 (16) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<Fion> I hump cats.
<Jan-away> Because you fit better?
* Jan-away reaaally did NOt just say that

#1452 (1) - Posted by COM Kailen
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<Archangel23> Wow
* Archangel23 looks at his phone
<Archangel23> You dirty little bastard
<Archangel23> Having sex and NOt sharing

#1453 (7) - Posted by CMDR Rekstar Rukilian
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<Nately> heh...I need my Licah
<Phil_Dark> poor Nate
* Rekstar brings out puppet Licah
<Phil_Dark> eh
<Phil_Dark> NOt gonna ask where you put your hand

#1455 (8) - Posted by MGN Mystic Warrior
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[20:00:11] * CayRand has quit IRC (Quit: Shikitis: Shik-i-tis, n. A computer induced viral infection on the human and NOn-human soul causing mass trauma to the logical reasoning and uncontrolable twitching at random intervals.)

#1458 (4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<@Shizmo> such a geek... made a script that parses my school's website and sends me email/sms messages saying it may be closed/delayed
<@Sconn> ...NO, Shik, that's pimp as fuck.
<@Shizmo> you're shitting me right?

#1462 (3) - Posted by COL Sigurd Pillar
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<Mitsukai> I'm telling you, Nate with boobs is fucking hot. NOt sure is she/he still has the penis, though.

#1463 (9) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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[21:59] * @BGN_Randy walks down the temple's steps and jogs across the clearing, glancing back at the 29-story Jedi temple that houses the order. He NOds solemnly at something only he kNOws, then he continues onward.
[22:00] <@Graxe> "I kNOw Raven I kNOw."
[22:00] * @BGN_Raven follows behind Randy, shaking his head lightly. "Why do I hang around with you damned Jedi?"
[22:00] <@BGN_Randy> "Because you love me. I suppose I should tell you all what we're after tonight."
[22:00] <@BGN_Raven> "Do I want to kNOw?"
[22:01] <@Graxe> "Randy's eleusive and long forgotten virignity?"
[22:01] * @BGN_Raven chuckles.
[22:01] * @Vason blinks
[22:01] * @BGN_Randy double blinks

#1465 (25) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[20:13:36] * Zolir is NOw kNOwn as Moron`
[20:13:42] * Moron` is NOw kNOwn as Morone`

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