*** `EvilKiwi (theman@*.ipt.aol.com) Join #rs_bar_and_grill 11:08:53.am 11/10/2001
<Gabrich> oh NO
<Gabrich> an evil kiwi
<Gabrich> Taan, run!
<TR_Hawk> ah!
* TR_Hawk runs for the red centre
<Gabrich> run before he discovers you're an aussie!
* `EvilKiwi laughs evily
<TR_Hawk> gee, thanks for that Gab. :P
* Kaz looks at Shil <Shil> oh yes! <Shil> kazzle? <Shil> I need upload access. <RS_Randy> heh, Kaz can give him an orgasam just by looking at him :P <Shil> in light of Randys remark that upload access line looks rather suspect NOw...
<RS_Randy> heh, I seriously don't kNOw, Briggs
<RS_Randy> Brigga what?
<RS_Randy> Brigga who?
<RS_Randy> Brigga me?
<RS_Randy> NO, Brigga u :P
<LT_Briggs> lol
<LT_Briggs> in my mental state right NOw randy thats NOt all that funny
<RS_Randy> heh
<RS_Randy> Sorry Briggs
<LT_Briggs> NO problem
* BGN_Coop feels like some sex
* Trate bends Coop over
* BGN_Coop waits for it
* Trate slowly eases it in
* BGN_Coop bites his lower lip
* Trate thrusts the broomstick in and out of Coop's rear
* BGN_Coop whimpers with delight
* BGN_Coop wonders what state the B&G's come to when anal broom sex goes unNOticed
* `Kyle pokes Apoc. <CMDR_Apoc> what? <`Kyle> do me NOw <CMDR_Apoc> BUSY! LATER! <RS_Randy> and I asked first, Kyle's can wait * CMDR_Apoc does Kyle NOw.
<BGN_Coop> hey, get away from my ass
*** KyleWORK has quit IRC ("Who made this man a gunner?" "I did sir, he's my cousin." "Who is he?" "He's an Asshole sir." "I kNOw that! What's his name?" "That is his name, Major Asshole.)
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<LCLNachos> c'mon, ya kNOw ya love me <LCLNachos> you tellin me you didn't enjoy last night? <Earthkeep> NOt the way I love the food <Earthkeep> Last night was great, but the food was the best part (DukeDuki) Creepy <LCLNachos> oh I see how it is * `Jon shudders <LCLNachos> I'm NOt good eNOugh for you anymore, is that it? <Earthkeep> Yeah, I used you for the food. I freely admit that @ DukeDuki shrudders <Earthkeep> But I still love you man LCLNachos makes a big soap opera scene, slaps Earthkeep, and slams the door as crappy music plays in the background *Earthkeep weeps because he lost his only love (DukeDuki) Cut! (DukeDuki) That's a wrap, guys * Earthkeep takes a big bow, then gets ready for the great sex with Nachos * LCLNachos hears the narrator in the background "And next week on 'One Stormtrooper to shoot' Will Hawk and Shik realize their true love for eachother? With Randy tell everyone of his homosexual secrets? Will Ramos prove everyone hes NOt really a man? Tune in next week!" <TR_Hawk> cut!<TR_Hawk> who the f*ck writes these scripts, anyway?
*** LCLNachos, You are NOw chatting in #rs_bar_and_grill at 03:24:39.pm 01/25/2002 (rsirc3-5@*.win.mnsi.net)
<LCL_Apoc> I have to give my hands a rest, they've been workin double over time lately.
<LCLNachos> ...
<LCLNachos> what a thing to walk in on
(RA-Shik) heh..
<`Rave> Apoc... both hands?
<RS_Randy> lol
* LCLNachos walks right back out
<Gabrich> Johnny
<Gabrich> may I remind you there's an IBG mission out there
<`Johnny> yes gab you can remind me all you want
<`Johnny> you can keep reminding me, then remind me some more
<`Johnny> and then when your done reminding me, you can write your reminder down on a little piece of paper ill use to wipe my ass with after i take a stinky sh*t
<`Johnny> i f*cking kNOw theres an ibg mission!
<KevPryde> Ares has multiple dicks?
<LCL_Apoc> He has some interesting genetic f*ck ups.
<LCL_Apoc> he has tits too.
<`Icey`> NO, i have plans to develop them though
<`Icey`> How to Constantly Fondle Breasts:
<`Icey`> 1. Gain 300 pounds
<`Icey`> 2. Take off your shirt
<`Icey`> 3. ENJOY!
