<Jameswolf> What is a piece of sh*t, Ceph?
<Cephisus> my IRC
<Jameswolf> ROFL
<Reabel> lol
<Cephisus> everytime I click a channel it leaves
<Reabel> www.mirc.com
<Jameswolf> Time for me to cause some damage.
<Licah> icechat
<Licah> > mirc
<Jameswolf> LMFAO
<Reabel> ....
<Reabel> icechat > mirc?
<Licah> yes
<Reabel> icechat is less than?
<Reabel> lol
<Licah> wtf
<Licah> you don't even kNOw your math symbols?
<Cephisus> yeah, wtf
<Reabel> lol
<Reabel> man
<Reabel> > = less than
<DevAzza> I'm off guys gn8
<Licah> ......
<Reabel> < = greater than
<Reabel> think of pac man
<Cephisus> Byr Dev!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cephisus> *Bye!
<Reabel> bye
<Licah> so if a > b, you say that a is less than b
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<Reabel> yeh..
<Cephisus> ?
<Licah> thats it
<Licah> Im putting you on igNOre
<Cephisus> LMAO!
<Reabel> hold on
<Licah> I dont need this kind of stupidity :P
<Reabel> gimme a second to test something
<Licah> NO
<Cephisus> ROFLMAO
<Licah> so Ceph, whats up?
<Cephisus> I can't stop lauhing
<JensenGone> I have 3 accounts
<JensenGone> 2 I pay monthly and 1 yearly
<Randy> It's so easy to use your current net connection instead of X-Box Live and pay $0 extra
<JensenGone> the monthly ones are $6.99 per month
<Ciredik> you have 3 x-box live accounts?
<JensenGone> and the year one is $49.99 a month
<Randy> NO wonder you're a Republican
<JensenGone> so I pay about $30 more a year if I pay by the month
11:49:07 PM <Cay-Qel> Hmmm... Randy... my sister is sitting on my couch.
11:49:15 PM <Randy`> Oh?
11:49:17 PM <Cay-Qel> The couch that Theresa and I had fun on yesterday....
11:49:21 PM <Cay-Qel> Should I tell her?
11:49:21 PM <Randy`> lmao
11:49:25 PM <Randy`> Yes :-P
11:49:31 PM <Cay-Qel> Ok, brb. :-P
11:51:12 PM <Cay-Qel> lmfao
11:51:55 PM <Cay-Qel> I went downstairs, Emily looked at me. "You might wanna sit on a chair or something, I'm NOt sure the couch is exactly clean." "What'd you do, f*ck on it?" Silence from me. "Ew! Oh my god!"
<Brig_D> you kNOw, i was surfing the other day, and someone actually has written a document arguing that the ewoks had gone extinct on Endor due to the Death Star exploding
<Dineer> i've read that.. lol
<Brig_D> and had written it based on multiple theories of what happened.
<Dineer> makes sense to me.
<Brig_D> Well, one thing that didnt make sense to me
<Dineer> i never liked the little tree-huggers that much, anyway.
<Dineer> kinda got on my nerves.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> The guy was talkigina about all the radiation and xwrays from the blast hitting the planet causing sterility
<Brig_D> NOw, if that is so, how could Han and Leia have childeren ;)
<Dineer> hehe
<Brig_D> I would agree with the debrees posibly causing smomething akin to nuclear winter
<Dineer> well.. it takes a good bit of radiation to cause sterility in humans. i'm NOt sure how the ewoks would hold up.. because.. well.. they're fictional.. =P
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> are they ;) Just because you havent seen a ewok, does that mean they dont exist ROFL
<Dineer> i sure as hell -hope- they are.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> if i ever hear a "yub yub" while i'm walking down the street, i just may have to kill someone.
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<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> watch out, we have an ewok in draco, he might come and get you ;)
<Dineer> lol
<Brig_D> at least we did the last time i looked at pilot profiles ROFLOL
<Dineer> does he use little stilts so he can reach the rudder pedals? lol
<Brig_D> I think so ;)
<Dineer> or does he just use midget starfighters?
<Dineer> lmao
<Brig_D> lol
<Dineer> "sorry, sir.. hangar's full." -- "NO, NO.. we can squeeze one more in. he's an ewok."
<Brig_D> ROFLOL
<Brig_D> heck, a auto can stay afloat til it fills with water and sinks. The xwing might just be more watertight
<Dineer> right. there are a lot of possibilities, there.
<Reabel> ..
<Dineer> well..
<Dineer> it would just about have to be. =P
<Reabel> the xwing would have to be air tight
<Reabel> wouldnt it?
<Dineer> considering.. y'kNOw.. it flies in space, and all.
<Brig_D> yeah lol
<Reabel> stop stealing my words dineer
<Reabel> :@
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> yeah. that's a scary thought.
<Dineer> i think i'll just shut up NOw.
<`Ent-Away> I would certainly HOPE an X-wing is more airtight than a car.
<Reabel> lol
<`Ent-Away> Otherwise, SW would have been 6 movies filled with explosive decompression.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> ..that would've been interesting eNOugh, actually.
<`Ent-Away> "Luke, use the Force. Let it guide your actions." "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *SPLAT*"
<Brig_D> ROFL LOL ROFL LOL
<Reabel> ...
<Reabel> hey ent
<Dineer> "C'mon baby, hold together." *crunch*
<`Ent-Away> Would sucked to be the tech who had to clean THAT mess out.
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> you kNOw what sucks?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> NOt having a credit card..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> NO porn..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> ...
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> NO MMORPGs usually either
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> even the "15 day trials"
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> you really -are- hard-wired to the internet aren't you, Jed?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> they need your credit card for those
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> yes
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hell, if i could use my penis as a joystick i prolly would
[08:12 PM] *** `Ent-Away is NOw kNOwn as `Entropy
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hey is that quote worthy?
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:12 PM] <`Entropy> NOt only is that quotable. That's topicable.
[08:12 PM] <Dineer> i think maybe so.
[08:20 PM] * Reabel imagines playing xwa with his penis-stick whule having sex
[08:20 PM] <Brig_D> ROFL
[08:20 PM] <Reabel> that'd be funny...
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> id be igNOring the chick that im screwing, and looking at the monitor ..
[08:21 PM] <Dineer> oh god. what kind of low have we hit NOw?
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:21 PM] <`Entropy> DunNO, but I'm going back to watching the race.
[08:21 PM] *** `Entropy is NOw kNOwn as `Ent-Away
[08:21 PM] <Brig_D> rofl
[00:39:26] <Licah> woot KoC mercs!!
[00:39:40] * Licah sells off 4 dragonskins and buys 198.
[00:40:27] <Randy> ya kNOw, at the end of the day a mercenary isn't that different from a whore.
[00:41:06] <Licah> I NOw have 270 untrained mercs
[00:41:07] <Licah> Heh
[00:41:08] <Licah> I suppose.
[00:41:15] <Licah> I like the little buggers in KoC :P
[00:41:20] <RS_Renan> the merc might still have his virginity, and he won't get pregnent. :P
[00:41:36] <Randy> But he still whores his body out for money
[00:41:39] <Randy> And he could die.
[00:42:04] <Randy> She's NOt a whore! She's an independant contractor!
<`Entropy> We do have a Rear Admiral rank.
<Sconn> Which, thankfully, I haven't attained.
<Indy> Yeah, and I'm sure you boys enjoyed looking at mine while I held that rank.
<`Entropy> NOt really.
<Reabel> you gonna play on the UO server if people get it running?
<`Ent-Away> I did for a bit.
<`Ent-Away> Got bored.
<Reabel> i mean the free one....
<Reabel> is it up?
<`Ent-Away> Haven't played in a while.
<`Ent-Away> You'd have to ask Blaster.
<`Ent-Away> Or Kaz.
<`Ent-Away> They were setting it up, but it was damn near impossible to do anything with a new character.
<Reabel> ent, SWG, UO or L2?
<`Ent-Away> UO
<`Ent-Away> What the hell is L2?
<Reabel> lineage 2
<Dineer> ugh. too much hype for me.
<`Ent-Away> You asked me about UO. Why would I give you answers that dealt with SWG or L2?
<Reabel> NO, im saying, what do you prefer?
<`Ent-Away> I refuse to pay for SWG. And I vaguely remember discussing L2.
<Reabel> L2 is like...UX
<`Ent-Away> Whatever the f*ck UX is.
<Dineer> ux?
<Reabel> hold on
<Dineer> stop using so goddamn many abbreviations.
<Dineer> sh*t. -he- doesn't even kNOw what it means.
<Dineer> "hold on." ..he's gotta look the damn thing up.
<`Ent-Away> Heh. "What the hell DID I mean by UX?"
[21:30] * NOw talking in #IBG
[21:30] * Topic is '<Reabel> hell, if i could use my penis as a joystick i prolly would'
[21:30] * Set by `Entropy on Sun May 30 21:13:00
[21:30] <Reabel> yep..
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[21:34] <Reabelati> hey, brig
[21:34] <Reabelati> wanna roast some marshmellows?
[21:34] <Brig_D> lol
[21:34] <Brig_D> Yeah, sounds good to me
[21:34] * Reabelati gets out the marshmellows
[21:34] <Reabelati> actually...i dont like marshmellows...lol
[21:34] * Reabelati hands brig the bag
[21:35] * Reabelati gets out some hotdogs for himself
[21:35] <Brig_D> lol
[21:35] <Brig_D> ummm marshmellows
[21:35] <Brig_D> drooling
[21:35] <Reabel> i feel lonely
[21:35] <Reabel> lol
[21:37] <Brig_D> yeah, the room got awefully quiet
[21:37] <Reabel> well..
[21:37] <Reabel> someone needs to stay here and keep the topic
[21:37] <Reabel> keep it waiting for x we must
[21:37] <Brig_D> lol
* Retrieving #IBG modes...
[21:37] <Brig_D> maybe the crew will come back in soon
[21:37] <Reabel> maybe..
[21:38] <Brig_D> hopefully just a technical malfunciton
[21:38] <Reabel> maybe this is a warning from beyond, telling me NOt to play with myself..
***After an hour long discussion, see preceeding quotes, the following was said in #IBG***
<Dineer> you have been immortalized, Jed.
<Reabel> lol
<Reabel> that'd be funny if i somehow ended up running for US president, and someone came upon those quotes..
<Reabel> even though its NOt possible
<Brig_D> just added the latest quote, boy I picked the right day for irc
<Reabel> id immediately be booted out
<Dineer> yeah. uh. Brig. i had already added that one. =P
<Brig_D> we probably did it at the same time lol
<Dineer> oh well.
<`Entropy> NO, you wouldn't. You'd fit in perfectly with all the rest of the idiots we've had as presidents.
<Reabel> ah
<Brig_D> hey, when it is worthy of 2 people quoting ;) might as well quote it
<Dineer> point.
<Reabel> there should be a medal for most involved in a quote..
<Reabel> lol
<Brig_D> lol
<Brig_D> i am certain there is a medal for contributing to furthering the RS, NOw to just argue that some of these quotes further the RS ;)
<Reabel> time for a ghost story
<Reabel> i was flying a scouting mission one day...
<Reabel> i was prepared to jump to light speed.
<Reabel> right before i engaged the drives, i heard strange NOise, kinda like a mosquitoe flying past your ear
<Reabel> anyways, i went into light speed for about a minute..
<Reabel> when i came out, i was in the middle of this massive battle
<Reabel> ships all over the place, both destroyed and dying
<Reabel> ships that look damn-near impossible.
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<Reabel> anyways i decided to jump back to light speed, heading back to the base..
<Reabel> the weird thing is...when i got back...NOthing was there..
<Reabel> the coordinates were right and everything, but NOthing was there..
<Reabel> all of a sudden, this gigantic ship dropped out of light speed...
<Reabel> it was weird...the ship looked like an up-side-down spoon
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<Reabel> it fired some weird weapon at me..
<Reabel> there was a bright light
<Reabel> then all of a sudden i was back
<Brig_D> and then what happened
<Reabel> everything was there...
<Reabel> and when i checked in, everyone was like .. "where the hell have you been?"
<Reabel> they said i was gone for 3 weeks
<Reabel> it felt like 10 minutes
<Brig_D> that is strange
<Reabel> and...even weirder...i gained 20 pounds
<Brig_D> !!!
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<Reabel> i analuzed my droid a bit, looked at the data..
<Reabel> seems that i over shot my exit point, and shot throught a star..
<Reabel> it was some really weird data i found..
<Brig_D> it sounds like it
<Reabel> like...it seems like i was sent to aNOther galxy..
<Reabel> galaxy*
<Reabel> and also..
<Reabel> the sensor readings i found about that ship..
<Reabel> on the top of the ship, there was a name..
<Reabel> uss enterprise...
<Reabel> weird eh?
<Reabel> i still dont kNOw what that buzzing NOise was..
<Brig_D> very wierd
<Reabel> makes ya think about all those MIA people..
<Reabel> what really happened to them
<Licah> IE NOw has the slightest of a text jog
<SnapGuy> works in safari
<SnapGuy> haxx0r it?
<Licah> I tried
<Licah> It's being really anNOying about it and won't listen
<SnapGuy> <ie> NO
* SnapGuy sets mode '+b ie!*@all.computers.*'
* ie was kicked from reality by SnapGuy (F*CKING STUPID BROWSER)
8:17 PM: `Kaz: Hey Snap
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Hey Kaz
8:17 PM: `Kaz: Can you program a Stupidity Filter?
8:17 PM: *** NOSd00d is NOw kNOwn as ReabelRTOK
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Sure
8:17 PM: *** Mode change "+m" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by SnapGuy
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Done
8:17 PM: *** Mode change "+o `Kaz" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
8:17 PM: `Kaz: niiiice
[03:00:02] <Aidyn> GM: The spiked ball slams into Malik, literally slamming him into the concrete block.
[03:00:04] <Aidyn> !r 5
[03:00:04] <Malik_21> Aidyn: 5d6 -- 4 3 3 6 4 -- Total: 20
[03:00:11] <Aidyn> GM: Roll armor resistance.
[03:00:14] <Malik_21> Malik_21: 2d6+1 -- 6 6 +1 -- Total: 21 Bonus: 8
[03:00:18] <COL_Raven> <<ROFL>>
[03:00:18] <Malik_21> <<W00T!>>
[03:00:48] <Aidyn> GM: The spikes piece inside his armor, touching his skin lightly...but NOt penetrating. He's had the living air kNOcked out of him though, and a Spiked ball stuck to his front end.
