[09:55:28] <`Zek> <--- Was supposed to be golfing right NOw, but the stupid director of the tour didn't put his name down, cause we didn't call and tell him I was going to play since it didn't say we needed to on the info packet thingy
[09:55:32] <COL_Rzaven> ...t-y-p-o
[09:55:41] <COL_Rzaven> RZAVEN!
[09:55:45] <RedSOGGY> just climbed out the bath :P
[09:55:48] <COL_Rzaven> Sounds rappish
[09:55:50] * COL_Rzaven is NOw kNOwn as COL_Raven
[09:55:53] <Randy-sensei> So...
[09:56:03] <Randy-sensei> You're angry because you can't play golf...
[09:56:08] <`Zek> yeah
[09:56:38] * Randy-sensei teaches Zek to talk and curse like an enraged Scotsman
[09:57:45] <Randy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:48] <Randy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:51] <Randy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:52] <Randy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:56] <Randy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:58] <`Zek> NO cart
[09:57:58] <Randy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:58:00] <Randy-sensei> :-P
[09:58:15] <COL_Raven> heh
[09:58:18] <Randy-sensei> I say there's a cart.
[09:58:19] <COL_Raven> one time i went golfing
[09:58:19] <`Zek> we don't use carts, we do a thing called walking
[09:58:24] <COL_Raven> my dad was pissing me off
[09:58:27] <Randy-sensei> So there's a cart God dammit. :-P
[09:58:28] <COL_Raven> so I hit the ball really hard
[09:58:30] <COL_Raven> and really wrong
[09:58:34] <Randy-sensei> Like walking is so hard/
[09:58:39] <COL_Raven> it bounced off a tree and nailed him in the groin
[09:58:47] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
[09:58:49] <Randy-sensei> Justice
[09:58:51] <COL_Raven> I couldn't have planned it ANY better, or do it again even if I tried
[09:58:52] <`Zek> lol
[09:59:01] <COL_Raven> aNOther time
[09:59:04] <COL_Raven> I hit the ball
[09:59:07] <COL_Raven> made a nice THWACK
[09:59:10] <COL_Raven> and i'm trying to find it
[09:59:15] <COL_Raven> "Wow, that must have gone fa..."
[09:59:22] <COL_Raven> I NOtice a white sphere lance down infront of me
[09:59:31] <COL_Raven> the ball went 3 feet forward, and about 5 miles up :P
[09:59:36] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
[09:59:41] <Randy-sensei> Mike please
[09:59:50] <Randy-sensei> I'm about to choke on my cereal. :-P
[09:59:54] <COL_Raven> Wait!
[09:59:56] <COL_Raven> ANOther time
[10:00:01] <COL_Raven> i'm going down a hill in the cart
[10:00:06] <COL_Raven> and the f*cking goverNOr
[10:00:11] <COL_Raven> isn't letting me go fast...so I nail it
[10:00:16] <COL_Raven> then throw the f*cking thing in neutral :P
[10:00:35] <COL_Raven> it disengages the goverNOr, and I slammed into a large standing pool of water (Ok...I couldn't turn and went into a lake...)
[10:00:52] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:00:58] <COL_Raven> I told the guys at the club house it was a malfunction and got 3 free rounds of golf :P
[10:01:11] * Randy-sensei dies laughing
[10:01:16] <`Zek> lol
[10:01:37] <COL_Raven> I also was playing chicken, that day
[10:01:39] <Randy-sensei> Golf and Nascar. :-P
[10:01:44] <Randy-sensei> Both are "sports"
[10:01:44] <COL_Raven> with the pacer
[10:01:48] <Randy-sensei> Neither should be. :-P
[10:01:50] <COL_Raven> I was chatting with him
[10:01:57] <COL_Raven> he's like: "Yeah...this gets boring after awhile.'
[10:02:07] <COL_Raven> Me> "...Wanna play Chicken?"
[10:02:09] <COL_Raven> He NOdded, and so we did :P
[10:02:26] <Randy-sensei> Who flinched first? :-P
[10:02:31] <COL_Raven> pshaw
[10:02:34] <COL_Raven> I kept ramming him :P
[10:02:37] <COL_Raven> he gave up :P
[10:02:38] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:02:54] <COL_Raven> heh, aNOther time, my dad goes to tee up
[10:02:56] <COL_Raven> 1st green
[10:02:59] <COL_Raven> stands too far back
[10:03:03] <COL_Raven> and the ball doesn't go straight
[10:03:04] <COL_Raven> oh NO
[10:03:08] <COL_Raven> doesn't go diagional
[10:03:09] <COL_Raven> NONONO
[10:03:12] <COL_Raven> goes straight to the right
[10:03:17] <COL_Raven> and blasts past like 3 people's heads
[10:03:35] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:03:39] <`Zek> heh
[10:03:43] <COL_Raven> So here's this deathball
[10:03:48] <COL_Raven> bounces off the clubhouse side
[10:03:50] <Randy-sensei> I never knew golf could be so amusing in reality. :-P
[10:03:51] <COL_Raven> and smacks into...
[10:04:01] <COL_Raven> a 2002, brand new (NO plates, the paper sh*tty thing)
[10:04:03] <COL_Raven> corvette
[10:04:16] <Randy-sensei> rofl
[10:04:16] <COL_Raven> the owner chased my dad across the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 5th holes
[10:04:18] <`Zek> roflol
[10:04:36] <Randy-sensei> Justice :-P
[10:04:37] <COL_Raven> Here *I* am at the tee
[10:04:39] <COL_Raven> laughing my ass off
[10:05:00] <COL_Raven> so i hit the ball, crappy shot because i was laughing
[10:05:03] <COL_Raven> next guy walks up
[10:05:05] <COL_Raven> SMASH!
[10:05:10] <COL_Raven> puts HIS ball through the vette's windshield
[10:05:19] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
[10:05:46] <Randy-sensei> I think there's a lesson there. :-P
[10:05:51] <COL_Raven> Yeah
[10:05:54] <COL_Raven> Aim for the vette
[10:06:00] <COL_Raven> and you'll sink a hole in 1
[10:06:10] <Randy-sensei> roflmfao
[10:06:26] <Randy-sensei> brb
[10:06:27] <COL_Raven> lets see
[10:06:32] <COL_Raven> any other funny sports stories...
[10:06:34] <COL_Raven> OH YEAH
[10:06:38] <COL_Raven> I was at the batting cages
[10:06:45] <COL_Raven> and ya kNOw how they have those automated systems, blah blah
[10:06:50] <COL_Raven> and there's a guy sometimes in there
[10:06:55] <COL_Raven> with a cage around him
[10:07:02] <COL_Raven> well, our cage had some holes in it
[10:07:04] <COL_Raven> from abuse
[10:07:16] <COL_Raven> but they didn't think a ball could fit through em
[10:07:20] <COL_Raven> so they didn't bother repairing
[10:07:28] <COL_Raven> so im standing at the plate, ball comes...
[10:07:30] <COL_Raven> THWACK
[10:07:35] <COL_Raven> I see it go through one of the holes
[10:07:52] <COL_Raven> and a resounding "SON OF A MOTHER F*CKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Rings across the cagee
[10:08:06] <Randy-sensei> lol
[10:08:09] <COL_Raven> nailed the poor guy in the back with the ball
[10:08:17] <COL_Raven> as he was fixing something
[10:08:28] <Randy-sensei> lmfao
<Codyman> you kNOw it's been a good night when you spend the remaining moments of your evening talking to a wasted elderly gas station attendent in a bar...
<`Entropy> When I call you gay, you won't have to clarify.
<JamesWolf> Ok
<Kicks> heh
<JamesWolf> Cause you kNOw, all the weird comments are kinda random
<`Entropy> You flaming homosexual.
<Kicks> yup pretty clear
* JamesWolf grabs Ent, flips him over, and pounds it up his ass
<Kicks> eww
<`Entropy> Please, sir, can I have aNOther!
<JamesWolf> And NOw, you are my bitch
<Dineer> ..as long as it's NOt on my bunk.
<Deltan> It was the first time in a long time that SWG got my blood pumping :P
<Deltan> Except when I put my toon in a pair of hotpants and stare at her too long... did I say that aloud?
<RS_Gizmo> NO Deltan
<RS_Gizmo> you typed it
<RS_Gizmo> which means we have documentation
<`Aidyn> Nah, NO need. I dont need you. I got plenty of devil chicks.
<`Aidyn> Go...get Raven or something.
* Randy-sensei watches Aidyn fall into the toilet
<Randy-sensei> Devil chicks with dicks
<COL_Raven> lol
<`Aidyn> ja
From a side disscussion in #IBG during the chat with Aaron Allston.
<`Daryus> Hey Din, aNOther od your questions is up
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> wow. i was just kidding with that one, too.
<`Daryus> lol
<`Daryus> Well we will see what Aaron has to say
<Dineer> "you idiot. shut up."
<Dineer> =P
<RS_Ton> heh
<`Daryus> lol
* `Daryus laughs at Dineer
<Dineer> what can i say? i'm a laughable guy. =D
<`Daryus> Tis true
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> What are the limits/guidelines as far as introducing new techNOlogy to the Star Wars universe?
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> =P
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Dineer> lol
<Tallon> Would you like a trophy?
<Jagged> heh
* `Daryus steps up to the podium
<Brig_D> lol
<Jagged> }--|???|--{ <-- medal of questioning
<Brig_D> rofl
<`Daryus> "For his large numger of questions, I hereby award the Medal of Questioning to Dineer! COme up here chap and give us a speach
<`Daryus> *number
* Dineer steps up and glances around
* Jagged adds it to his Roster profile :p
<Dineer> What the hell did I get this for again?
<Jagged> <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Jagged> You're entitled, sir!
<Dineer> ..joke. it was a joke. =P
<Dineer> lol
<Jagged> :p
<Brig_D> careful, it might end up as a quote my friend ;)
<Dineer> uh oh.. lol
* `Daryus pins the newest minted medal to Dineer's chest, and then salutes him
* Dineer returns it.. lol
<Dineer> the salute, NOt the medal. that thing's -mine-. =P
<`Daryus> lol
* Reabel denies that medal being created
<Reabel> :P
<Reabel> jk
<Dineer> i've got a few more on the conveyor belt.. maybe they'll get asked. =P
* `Daryus turns back to the podium. "NOw I want to award the hard-ass award to NOne other then Ent!
<`Daryus> lol
<Reabel> ..
* Reabel gives "the most awarding" award to Daryus
<`Daryus> LOL
<`Daryus> Smart-alec
* `Daryus slaps Reabel with his award
<Randy> Aidyn...
<Jan-lo> Aidyn talked...
<Rekstar> O.O
<Randy> I really wasn't all that curious :-P
<Licah> ROFL
<Xtremegene> ouch
<Licah> ROFL
<Aidyn> Dude..
<Xtremegene> and he netsplitted x_x
<Aidyn> I killed him
<Rekstar> oh dear
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Licah> ahahahaha
<Randy> :-P
* Randy dies laughing
<Reabel> lol
* Jan-lo can't breathe
<Reabel> same here
<DevAzza> lol
<Licah> thank you Undernet. thank you.
<Reabel> omg
<Reabel> NOooo
<Rekstar> lol
<Jan-lo> heehee
<Reabel> lol
<Licah> Snap: you around?
<Sconn> ...AIDYN KILLED ALLSTON!
<DevAzza> lol
<Sconn> YOU BASTARD!
<Licah> I'm wondering if someone should go looking on undernet servers for Allston :P
<Aidyn> It's NOt my fault!
<Aidyn> I'll go find him
<Aidyn> ..wait.
<Aidyn> Bad idea.
<Dineer> kNOw when Licah will be back around?
<Phil_Dark> sorry don't kNOw
<@Jagged> never
<Dineer> did you kill him?
<@Jagged> he ran away to work for Bill Gates as a personal assistant
<Dineer> oh.
<Dineer> that's even worse.
<GizAFK> is it me, or does the stun baton look like a giant military kinky dildo?
<Xtremegene> good call Giz
<Xtremegene> want to go fencer NOw? :P
<Xtremegene> or duel a fencer -_-
<GizAFK> and those broken lightsabers.. very dildo/vibrator esq
<GizAFK> NO, I'll carry on using my fist
20:39:36: RS_Reabel: why is pourquoi
20:39:45: Randy-sens: ...
20:39:47: Randy-sens: Reab
20:40:02: Randy-sens: You're a moron
20:40:05: RS_Reabel: NO im NOt
20:40:10: Snappleguy: Por que == why?
20:40:15: Randy-sens: Yes
20:40:16: Snappleguy: porque == because
20:40:24: Snappleguy: I can't type accent marks :/
20:40:34: RS_Reabel: dude...i've taken like.....7 years of french
[02:43:37] * Randy kNOcks on Gizzy's door.
[02:43:49] * WesBelden opens it "Yeeehs? Helloohooo?"
[02:44:07] <`Kyle> "hi I'm Kurt C....ow my head!"
[02:44:09] <Randy> May I borrow a cup of virginity?
[02:44:19] <`Kyle> ow
[02:44:34] <WesBelden> "Yes, I have a very large scoup of it right here for you."
[02:44:38] * `Kyle smacks Randy
[02:44:46] * WesBelden sews Randy's penis to his left butt cheak
[02:44:52] <`Kyle> KNOw how much whiskey burns coming out of one's NOse
[02:44:53] <WesBelden> :P
[02:44:53] <`Kyle> ?
[02:44:54] <Jensen> lol
[02:45:04] <Randy> lmfao
[02:45:13] <WesBelden> lol Kyle
<WesBelden> excuse me while I go release my sexual frustration on something
* Deltipoo hands Giz a box of tissue
<WesBelden> NO, I meant I was gonna pound the feck out of a pillow :P
<WesBelden> er.. that still doesn't sound good
<Aidyn> You measured?
<Cay-Qel> Yes, I measured.
<Toran> I shouldn't be laughing
<Cay-Qel> You've done it too, eh?
<Toran> I measured today :-P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Aidyn> ..NOt that easy for me, grr...need one of the bendable rulers.
<Aidyn> ...err...shit. Meant to put that in pm...
<Cay-Qel> ...your dick is crooked?
<Aidyn> ....
<Codyman> we had our lifeguard banquet, which happens to be across the bay from where we work, about 3+ miles from where we live
<Codyman> after the banquet me and this other guy decided we'd cash in on the "swim home from the banquet" joke
<Codyman> so we did, NO problem, hard swim, but we're fuck'n ocean lifeguards
<Codyman> we get to the barracks, shower, etc
<Codyman> then we find out that 50+ some police officers, coast guard helicopters, NYPD dive team, boats, etc, etc, are coming the entire bay for us.....
<Codyman> we've pissed off so damn many people
<Codyman> so like, we had an awesome swim, it was hard as hell and insane, and we felt all good about it, but NOw they're all pissed at us
<@RS_Gizmo> I'm sure it's got something to do with hormones and puberty
<@RS_Gizmo> with any luck he'll grow up to be a really nice and NOt so stupid guy
<@RS_Gizmo> ..... or he'll remain a complete moron
`Kaz: my computer continues falling apart
`Kaz: I get video artifacts on my friggin desktop NOw
`Kaz: this is after my cdrw died two days ago
Thuku: How old is the computer?
`Kaz: less than a year
`Kaz: wonderful NO?
Thuku: Ugh.
`Kaz: .....
`Kaz: my chair just broke
<Dineer> woah-ho, and i'm a captain NOw.
<Dineer> look out
<Dineer> =P
<Himm> lol
<Dineer> man.. maybe i should leave for a couple more months, make it to commander or something.
<Himm> hehe
<Himm> please don't
<Dineer> hah
<Dineer> don't worry
<Dineer> you won't be able to get rid of me again for a while
<Himm> good
<Dineer> especially since you've made me a captain. my power is growing.
<Dineer> fleet commander, here i come.
<Himm> that sounds like Reabel...
<Phil_Dark> lol
<Dineer> shit. can we strike that from the record?
[10:19] <Aidyn> Who changed my position to Knight of the Hokey Pokey!?
[10:19] * ReabDeth shrugs
[10:19] <LCable> I did.
[10:19] <RS_Gizmo> how does it rate?
[10:19] <LCable> POKE!
[10:19] <Aidyn> Someone will die.
[10:20] <RS_Gizmo> I'm looking to get a new stick
[10:20] <LCable> Well, the old one broke on me a lot.
[10:20] <ReabDeth> Knight of the Hokey Pokey Knight of San d'Oria Aidyn Wolfwood
[10:20] <ReabDeth> rofl
[10:20] <LCable> But, other than that, it was nice.
[10:21] <Aidyn> All I have to do is eye the server logs, thats all
[10:21] <Aidyn> Then I'll kNOw who to blame for this
[10:21] <Blastfire> That would be Licah
[10:21] <LCable> Agreed
[10:21] <Aidyn> Thanks, as the logs say 'Boogyman'
[10:21] <Blastfire> Very clever guy
[10:21] <ReabDeth> lol
[10:21] <Aidyn> Time for a few changes of my own. :)
[10:21] <LCable> Licah's a hell of a sailor.
[10:22] * Aidyn cracks his fingers, and goes to work on Licah's stuff..
