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#1709 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:48] <NaesDraw> I'm with Dagger Squadron, I'm the XO.
[22:48] <RS_Guest> ah really!
[22:48] <RS_Guest> good to hear.
[22:48] <NaesDraw> of Dagger
[22:48] <_Kirghy_> NO, you're NOt getting him/her/it Naes
[22:48] <RS_Guest> (oh and I am just NOw finding out about the D6 XD)
[22:48] <NaesDraw> Oh. Meany. :/

#1712 (8) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<shikkie> ok time to attempt hookup to tv
* shikkie has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
<Licah> ..
<Licah> NO SHIK DON'T PUT YOUR PENIS THERE
<Dismal> LOL

#1714 (4) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[12:38] <`Max> What's wrong with Rahj?
[12:46] <Markus_J> He's a douchemuffin?
[12:46] <`Max> So you don't like him?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> Do you like douchemuffins?
[12:47] * `Max clears his throat.
[12:47] <`Max> Do you like me?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> NO
[12:47] <`Max> Well, thanks for ruining my point before I even make it ass hole.
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> </pwnt>

#1577 (6) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<`Calista>> seen my ass
<<RSBot>> I don't kNOw you, `Calista, so I don't kNOw about your ass.

#1578 (0) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<`Kaz> you're quite intoxicated
<COM_Raven> im fucking stupidly intoxicated
<COM_Raven> i need to have sex with a man reight NOw
<COM_Raven> seriopusly

#1579 (18) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Koryn> If my trial mirc is over and it says register and I don't but it lets me on anyway like its doing NOw.
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> omg
<`Kaz> They can track that man
<`Kaz> Quit! Quit before they find out
* Koryn has left #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL

#1580 (18) - Posted by GEN Phil DarkFire
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<RS_Phil> bodies are easier to deal with than live people
<Shikkie> less likely to say NO too
<Shikkie> er... I didn't say that
<RS_Phil> ok i don't want to kNOw
<`Kaz> ....

#1531 (7) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog NOw.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has NO desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does NOt have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im NOt RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.

#1512 (6) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[21:43:21] <NicolaiRS> Or is Randy just having flashbacks today?
[21:43:27] * Tenshi takes webcam and follows Kiera.
[21:43:51] <Mitsukai> heh, reminds me of when I first joined the ABG :-P
[21:43:59] * Kiera smiles at Sean
[21:44:04] <Mitsukai> All those seven years ago :-P
[21:44:06] <NicolaiRS> *cue flashback music*
[21:44:20] <Kiera> "I was young and horny ... and I got ass."
[21:44:23] <Kiera> :P
[21:44:36] <Mitsukai> She stole the words right out of my mouth. :-P
[21:44:42] <Kiera> "NOw ... seven years later, I'm old and horny ... and I get ass."

#1513 (6) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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[22:41] * HimmAFK afks again
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> NOoooooooooooooooooooo dont go
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> or i will kill uhm......................................... your inflatable sheep
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> :p
[22:42] * Arania hands Wolf a needle
[22:42] * Licah has joined #IBG
[22:42] <Wolf_ZzZz> thanks
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the needle at the sheeps neck
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> COME BACK or suffer
[22:43] * HimmAFK watch as Licah comes between Wessy and the inflatable
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> hey it worked
[22:43] <Licah> meep
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the needle in licahs neck
[22:44] * HimmAFK watch as Licah deflates
[22:44] * Wolf_ZzZz brings licah to the medical centre
[22:44] <HimmAFK> heh...the inflatable rubber Licah
[22:45] <Arania> for all our desires? :p

#1515 (3) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<BGN_Randy> Ahhh
<BGN_Randy> Reminds me, I need to wash my wank rag
<BGN_Randy> Er...
<BGN_Randy> Did I say that aloud?
<GizAFK> NOpe, you typed it, which means we have documented evidence
<BGN_Randy> Damn

#1516 (7) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Mitsukai> Anyway
<Mitsukai> I disappear
<Mitsukai> Go poof
<Mitsukai> To get naked and soapy
* Mitsukai is NOw kNOwn as RandyPHONE

#1518 (-3) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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[11:24] * Tenshi|Sleep is NOw kNOwn as KieraAchy
[11:24] <Mitsukai> [pause]
[11:24] <Mitsukai> Sparks: ...Made of hemp.
[11:24] <Mitsukai> Hey Kiera-Achey-Breaky-Heart
[11:24] <Mitsukai> ...
[11:24] <Mitsukai> OMFG, I did NOt just make that reference.
[11:24] <Davin> ROTFLMAO
[11:24] <CPT_Reagan> umm yes, you did
[11:24] <Davin> HAHA!
[11:25] * Davin points and laughs.
[11:25] <Davin> SCREENSHOT!
[11:25] <KieraAchy> Hey
[11:25] <Davin> oh wait...i log this anyway
[11:25] <Davin> ... SCREENSHOT
[11:25] <KieraAchy> I'm sick Achey
[11:25] <KieraAchy> :P

#1519 (9) - Posted by COL Renan Darillia
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<Licah> ...NO, obviously bi people are SINNERS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD
<MGN_Raven> YES
<MGN_Raven> FOR THE LORD SHALT SAY
<MGN_Raven> THOU SHALT NOT DIP THY FINGERS IN BOTH PIES!

#1521 (8) - Posted by CPT Kass Hunter
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KNOw your enemy, Love your enemy, If you're good eNOugh you'll beat him.

#1522 (4) - Posted by LCM James "Corsair" Folen
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Rules of Life in the Battle Field:
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
There is NO such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

#1526 (44) - Posted by MGN Mystic Warrior
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RS_Gizmo damnit
RS_Gizmo why can't job requirements for stuff I want to do read, "Wanted: Inexperienced idiot"
RS_Gizmo it would make things sooo much easier
RS_Gizmo although kNOwing my luck I'd be told I was overqualified

#1528 (21) - Posted by COL Renan Darillia
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<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Graxe, somehow, has been given a COMM by an important person that doesn't kNOw him.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: You all listen to graxe, and walk outside.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: You go on a mission.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Graxe fights a Dark Jedi Master that has 3D+1 Lightsaber.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Graxe Wins and finds a saber that does 500D10+800 DMG, a Cortosis ass, and a gem.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Yay for graxe.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Sim end

#1529 (5) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Deltan> My penis will NOt shrink because aNOther design is made the default

#1535 (1) - Posted by BGN Tasch Pencron
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<Spazzzz> http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/quotes/1446/
<Spazzzz> good Ronin quote
<Morg> haha
<Brukhar> hahah Ronin's gay
<Brukhar> how classic :P
<Morg> thats NOt the point
<Morg> he must be really really hardcore bent, like his club
<Morg> :P

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