* Borsk changes topic to '899 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* Ode changes topic to '897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* Randy changes topic to 'Ode can't count ---> 897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
<Dineer> woah-ho, and i'm a captain now.
<Dineer> look out
<Dineer> =P
<Himm> lol
<Dineer> man.. maybe i should leave for a couple more months, make it to commander or something.
<Himm> hehe
<Himm> please don't
<Dineer> hah
<Dineer> don't worry
<Dineer> you won't be able to get rid of me again for a while
<Himm> good
<Dineer> especially since you've made me a captain. my power is growing.
<Dineer> fleet commander, here i come.
<Himm> that sounds like Reabel...
<Phil_Dark> lol
<Dineer> shit. can we strike that from the record?
`Kaz: my computer continues falling apart
`Kaz: I get video artifacts on my friggin desktop now
`Kaz: this is after my cdrw died two days ago
Thuku: How old is the computer?
`Kaz: less than a year
`Kaz: wonderful no?
Thuku: Ugh.
`Kaz: .....
`Kaz: my chair just broke
<Toran> WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS AN ANTIDEPRESSANT THAT CAUSES SUICIDE?!!
<Randy> It gets rid of depressed people.
<Randy> They can be really depressing sometimes.
<Toran> I never really looked at "antidepressant" in that way before
<Randy> Thank God I'm around then.
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<Cephisus> wb
<Licah> thanks
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<@Randy-sensei> Vietnam uses Dongs as currency
<@Randy-sensei> 1 dong = 100 xu
* @Randy-sensei offers Sconn a dong for a loaf of bread.
<@Sconn> No, is two dong loaf of bread!
<@Randy-sensei> One and half dong!
<@Sconn> No half dong! Two dong or no dong!
<@Randy-sensei> Then no dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> Just for that, I sell him bread for one dong!
<@Sconn> One dong loaf!
<@Randy-sensei> I give you one dong!
<Triani> Cay!
<@Cay-Qel> Tri!
<@Sconn> No, for you price is two dong!
<@Randy-sensei> One dong!
<@Sconn> I said two dong, that final price, capitalist pig dog!
* @Randy-sensei gives Sconn two dong
* @Sconn gives Randy bread.
* @Randy-sensei cheers
<@Sconn> I got two dong for one dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> I shrewd dong business man!
<@Jagged> ...
8:01:56 PM <COL_Raven> ah, need my mom for that
8:02:26 PM * Randalf puts on a Mike's mom mask.
8:02:31 PM <Randalf> Let's go, Michael!
8:02:49 PM <COL_Raven> Woo
<@RS_Gizmo> I'm sure it's got something to do with hormones and puberty
<@RS_Gizmo> with any luck he'll grow up to be a really nice and not so stupid guy
<@RS_Gizmo> ..... or he'll remain a complete moron
[10:19] <Aidyn> Who changed my position to Knight of the Hokey Pokey!?
[10:19] * ReabDeth shrugs
[10:19] <LCable> I did.
[10:19] <RS_Gizmo> how does it rate?
[10:19] <LCable> POKE!
[10:19] <Aidyn> Someone will die.
[10:20] <RS_Gizmo> I'm looking to get a new stick
[10:20] <LCable> Well, the old one broke on me a lot.
[10:20] <ReabDeth> Knight of the Hokey Pokey Knight of San d'Oria Aidyn Wolfwood
[10:20] <ReabDeth> rofl
[10:20] <LCable> But, other than that, it was nice.
[10:21] <Aidyn> All I have to do is eye the server logs, thats all
[10:21] <Aidyn> Then I'll know who to blame for this
[10:21] <Blastfire> That would be Licah
[10:21] <LCable> Agreed
[10:21] <Aidyn> Thanks, as the logs say 'Boogyman'
[10:21] <Blastfire> Very clever guy
[10:21] <ReabDeth> lol
[10:21] <Aidyn> Time for a few changes of my own. :)
[10:21] <LCable> Licah's a hell of a sailor.
[10:22] * Aidyn cracks his fingers, and goes to work on Licah's stuff..
14:14:24: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (How does it feel, bitch?)
14:14:36: *** Sconn has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X ((LicahFox) GREAT, BITCH.)
14:14:36: *** Sconn (~motters@63-228-46-226.mpls.qwest.net) has joined channel #rs_bar_and_Grill
14:14:37: *** Mode change "+o Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:37: Zeke`: lol
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14:14:42: *** Mode change "+o Licah_" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:53: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (SUCKLE MY TEAT)
14:14:53: *** Mode change "-ooo GizAFK SairAFK Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by GoExposGo
14:14:54: *** You have been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<Codyman> we had our lifeguard banquet, which happens to be across the bay from where we work, about 3+ miles from where we live
<Codyman> after the banquet me and this other guy decided we'd cash in on the "swim home from the banquet" joke
<Codyman> so we did, no problem, hard swim, but we're fuck'n ocean lifeguards
<Codyman> we get to the barracks, shower, etc
<Codyman> then we find out that 50+ some police officers, coast guard helicopters, NYPD dive team, boats, etc, etc, are coming the entire bay for us.....
<Codyman> we've pissed off so damn many people
<Codyman> so like, we had an awesome swim, it was hard as hell and insane, and we felt all good about it, but now they're all pissed at us
10:24:14 AM *** Reabel (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-3.broadband.ripnet.com) has joined #allegience
10:24:19 AM <Reabel> heh
10:24:59 AM <Reabel> muahahhaha
10:25:29 AM <Reabel> i have found the super-secret hideout of the evil genious Michael Raven
10:25:58 AM <Cay-Qel> It's 'genius'
10:26:16 AM *** X sets mode: +b *!*ryanreabe@*.broadband.ripnet.com
10:26:16 AM *** Reabel was kicked by X ((CayQel) Stoopid)
[02:43:37] * Randy knocks on Gizzy's door.
[02:43:49] * WesBelden opens it "Yeeehs? Helloohooo?"
[02:44:07] <`Kyle> "hi I'm Kurt C....ow my head!"
[02:44:09] <Randy> May I borrow a cup of virginity?
[02:44:19] <`Kyle> ow
[02:44:34] <WesBelden> "Yes, I have a very large scoup of it right here for you."
[02:44:38] * `Kyle smacks Randy
[02:44:46] * WesBelden sews Randy's penis to his left butt cheak
[02:44:52] <`Kyle> Know how much whiskey burns coming out of one's nose
[02:44:53] <WesBelden> :P
[02:44:53] <`Kyle> ?
[02:44:54] <Jensen> lol
[02:45:04] <Randy> lmfao
[02:45:13] <WesBelden> lol Kyle
20:39:36: RS_Reabel: why is pourquoi
20:39:45: Randy-sens: ...
20:39:47: Randy-sens: Reab
20:40:02: Randy-sens: You're a moron
20:40:05: RS_Reabel: no im not
20:40:10: Snappleguy: Por que == why?
20:40:15: Randy-sens: Yes
20:40:16: Snappleguy: porque == because
20:40:24: Snappleguy: I can't type accent marks :/
20:40:34: RS_Reabel: dude...i've taken like.....7 years of french
<GizAFK> so, you gonna be a woman again Matrix Stylie? :P
<Deltan> Why of course :P
<Deltan> I have to play a woman, otherwise my gender bending desires might leak into real life and where would I be then?
