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#1720 (21) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<`Anubis> I'm a pansy and don't want to die.

#1719 (5) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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<`Aisha> Who wants in on awesome?
<Vason> Pure, unadulterated, awesome!
<`Aisha> Anyone?!
<`Fiona> I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if the main plot device is a drill, it sounds kinda lame.
<`Fiona> However. Ninja? I'm in.
<`Aisha> Are you kidding?
<`Aisha> The entire anime is about drills.
<`Aisha> And Mechs.
<`Aisha> That throw galaxies.
<`Aisha> At other mechs.
<`Aisha> ...and sun glasses.

#1713 (16) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<RS_Gizmo>> oh god, I'm like a woman with a penis and without breasts
<<kailen>> would you rather be a woman with a penis and breasts?
<<RS_Gizmo>> only on Sundays

#1712 (8) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<shikkie> ok time to attempt hookup to tv
* shikkie has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
<Licah> ..
<Licah> NO SHIK DON'T PUT YOUR PENIS THERE
<Dismal> LOL

#1710 (12) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<RS_Gizmo>> oi, I'm post op. be gentle :P

#1709 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:48] <NaesDraw> I'm with Dagger Squadron, I'm the XO.
[22:48] <RS_Guest> ah really!
[22:48] <RS_Guest> good to hear.
[22:48] <NaesDraw> of Dagger
[22:48] <_Kirghy_> No, you're not getting him/her/it Naes
[22:48] <RS_Guest> (oh and I am just now finding out about the D6 XD)
[22:48] <NaesDraw> Oh. Meany. :/

#1708 (19) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels and my tuxedo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_Raven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpedia.com
[18:05] <NaesDraw> no way
[18:05] <NaesDraw> ...yes way. XD

#1706 (7) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:39] * Kirghy has joined #RID
[22:39] <NaesDraw> then I hummed in the mike in my nose
[22:39] <Kirghy> wha...?
[22:39] <NaesDraw> and made the sweet, sweet music
[22:39] <NaesDraw> er.
[22:39] <Kirghy> you're scaring me
[22:40] <NaesDraw> ty

#1704 (10) - Posted by GEN Damon Lightwind
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[21:29] * MrBot is now known as MrPirate
[23:56] * MrPirate is now known as MrBot
[23:58] * MrBot is now known as Sairs_Mom
[00:47] * Sairs_Mom is now known as Humping_Lica
[00:48] * Humping_Lica is now known as MrBot
[00:49] * MrBot is now known as Sair`s_Mom
[01:50] * Sair`s_Mom is now known as MrBot

"Hmmm......either Mrbot has many secret identities or is suffering from an identity crisis."

#1703 (18) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<ADM_Raven>> also what do I want for dinner?
<<Sair>> there's kitties outside!
<<ADM_Raven>> Chinese sounds good

#1702 (13) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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<NaesDraw> I want a rating, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being WTF is this shit, and 10 being the bestest evar, of THIS: http://naesdraw.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nosezelda.wav

<WesBelden> well, lesee, it's 2:37am, and what comes blaring out of my speakers (no doubt to wake my house mates up) ? random noises that sound like a demented kazoo, but, I'm guessing are instead a mic shoved up your nose whilst you hum

<WesBelden> so, instead of, maybe reading, writing, just frickin sleeping, you shoved a mic up your nose :P

<NaesDraw> yes

<NaesDraw> so, it was that good, huh?

#1698 (6) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> It's new math!
[13:00] <WesBelden> CyrelMath

#1697 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:56] * NaesDraw heads to his bunk, fires 4 rounds into it, and ZZZZZ's.
[22:56] * NaesDraw is now known as NaesBunk
[22:57] <Kirghy> Good to know it's dead now.
[22:58] <Kirghy> Wonder how we'll explain that to Supply and Procurment.

#1694 (16) - Posted by GEN Damon Lightwind
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Hmm if they only knew about the other drunken misadventures of Josh Hawkins.

[18:55] <`Kaz> Jesus you guys should see Josh drunk, it's epic
[18:55] <`Eric> really
[18:55] <`Kaz> yup
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> omg, rofl
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> yes
[18:57] <`Kaz> he tried to rally a search party for his bottle
[18:57] <ADM_Raven> I'm glad that he didn't find it. He's in bad enough shape as it is right now
[18:57] <`Kaz> lol I can imagine

#1691 (10) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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-= While playing Raven's Wii =-

<Raven> ANGRY MIKE IS SO ANGRY!!!

#1689 (13) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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-=While at dinner.. =-

<kaz> I can always tell when your mad at me.
<kailen> Just not when it matters.

#1688 (3) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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A less than sober Josh to Raven: Oh my god, it's Mike! You're Mike! The goddamn Mike!

#1687 (3) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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Various People: OH MY GOD, BATMAN! TAKE A DRINK!

#1686 (6) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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Kailen: I'm not jelly, I'm JAM, bitch!

#1685 (1) - Posted by COM Kailen
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Nikki: you bitches better eat some fucking donuts...

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