<ShadaJRA> yeah...im here...
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<ShadaJRA> ok but now im not gonna be
<ShadaJRA> ill ttyl guys
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(`Leitbur) hey Jon, or should we say Mr Drunk?
<`Drunk> definitly Drunkl
<`Drunk> ;)
<`Drunk> ":))
<`Drunk> Hellool
<`Jester> Computers and Alcohol don't mix
<`Drunk> nope even wqatere
(`Leitbur) yep, and that proves it
<Cephisus> Hi Korey
<Cephisus> My name is Cephisus and I'm form the Earth
<Cephisus> :p
<Korey> My name is Mike, and I have a penis.
<Cephisus> lol
<Korey> wanna see?
<Cephisus> AAeggghh, no plz
* COL_Apoc pets lyrics for Slipknot - My Plague (New Abuse Mix)
* Toran pets Apoc
* COL_Apoc pets Toran
<Cherin> ...
<Cherin> k
* COL_Apoc trots over and pets the Shan
* Toran pets himself
<RS_Randy> .....
<RS_Randy> Ambigious masturbation? :P
<Toran> Since when does petting involve genital touching? Do you go up to dogs and start betting their balls
<RS_Randy> ....what\'s this have to do with betting their balls? :P
<COL_Apoc> Randy does.
<Toran> I was rubbing my hair and scratching myself behind the ears
<Toran> ...lmao
<Toran> *petting
<Toran> Sorry, I used to run an illegal dog ball gambling circuit
<WesBelden> there's a magical place, with thousands of toys, all under one roof. It's callled..... toys R us, Toys R us, Toys R us -Toys R us!
<SconnILL> And it's f*cking snowing here on April 21.
<WesBelden> biggedy biggedy bong
<RS_Randy> lol
<RS_Randy> BONG!
* Owain kills Gizmo before he turns into a giraffe.
* WesBelden gives Sconn "a get better cookie"
* WesBelden dies
<Owain> The world is safe once more.
<RSJohn> anyone know how i can reduce the ping in JO?
<Sconn> Put on a little tinfoil hat, first of all.
<Sconn> Then take off your pants and underwear, and turn on your lawn sprinklers.
<Sconn> Then get a boom box with a barry manilow CD.
<Sconn> Play the barry manilow CD very loudly while dancing in the hat, with no pants on, in the lawn sprinklers, shouting praises to the JK 2 gods.
<RSJohn> and this worked for you? :P
<``Zak> It's just his hobby
<Sconn> Well...until the cops came, yeah.
<COLNachos> never...EVER call me Nacho Boy
<COLNachos> 1) Nach 2) Nachos 3) NachosMan 4) Nichos 5) Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell
<Sconn> Can I call you penisboy?
* COLNachos thwaps Sconn "No"
<Kell_Horn> hey Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell, what's up? :P
<COLNachos> nothin much Kell, how bout you?