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#1074 (1) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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A perfect example of Randys effect on women.

<ShadaJRA> yeah...im here...
*** LCM_Randy (tarkiller@*.derbrn01.mi.comcast.net) Join #rs_bar_and_grill 03:49:28.pm 05/28/2002
<ShadaJRA> ok but now im not gonna be
<ShadaJRA> ill ttyl guys
*** ShadaJRA (shadajra@ppp842.bcpl.net) Quit

#1073 (1) - Posted by VA Gavin Cantorph Kravis
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<VA-Shik> I HAVE NO PANTS AND KAZ TIED ME UP!!!

#1072 (2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<COL_Apoc> oh. I'm in.
<`Entropy> I noticed.

#1071 (0) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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* `Davery gives Nachos a monkey
* COLNachos spanks it

#1070 (2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Cay-Qel blocks the slash and lands in the splitz, Borsk is wide open for the thrust that Cay gives him.

#1069 (1) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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(`Leitbur) hey Jon, or should we say Mr Drunk?
<`Drunk> definitly Drunkl
<`Drunk> ;)
<`Drunk> ":))
<`Drunk> Hellool
<`Jester> Computers and Alcohol don't mix
<`Drunk> nope even wqatere
(`Leitbur) yep, and that proves it

#1068 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Toran> It was clearly obvious that you were drinking when you came in, changed your nick to SconnGIN, and said "hey troon"

#1064 (1) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<Cephisus> Hi Korey
<Cephisus> My name is Cephisus and I'm form the Earth
<Cephisus> :p
<Korey> My name is Mike, and I have a penis.
<Cephisus> lol
<Korey> wanna see?
<Cephisus> AAeggghh, no plz

#1063 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* COL_Apoc pets lyrics for Slipknot - My Plague (New Abuse Mix)
* Toran pets Apoc
* COL_Apoc pets Toran
<Cherin> ...
<Cherin> k
* COL_Apoc trots over and pets the Shan
* Toran pets himself
<RS_Randy> .....
<RS_Randy> Ambigious masturbation? :P
<Toran> Since when does petting involve genital touching? Do you go up to dogs and start betting their balls
<RS_Randy> ....what\'s this have to do with betting their balls? :P
<COL_Apoc> Randy does.
<Toran> I was rubbing my hair and scratching myself behind the ears
<Toran> ...lmao
<Toran> *petting
<Toran> Sorry, I used to run an illegal dog ball gambling circuit

#1060 (2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<WesBelden> there's a magical place, with thousands of toys, all under one roof. It's callled..... toys R us, Toys R us, Toys R us -Toys R us!
<SconnILL> And it's f*cking snowing here on April 21.
<WesBelden> biggedy biggedy bong
<RS_Randy> lol
<RS_Randy> BONG!
* Owain kills Gizmo before he turns into a giraffe.
* WesBelden gives Sconn "a get better cookie"
* WesBelden dies
<Owain> The world is safe once more.

#1058 (3) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<RSJohn> anyone know how i can reduce the ping in JO?
<Sconn> Put on a little tinfoil hat, first of all.
<Sconn> Then take off your pants and underwear, and turn on your lawn sprinklers.
<Sconn> Then get a boom box with a barry manilow CD.
<Sconn> Play the barry manilow CD very loudly while dancing in the hat, with no pants on, in the lawn sprinklers, shouting praises to the JK 2 gods.
<RSJohn> and this worked for you? :P
<``Zak> It's just his hobby
<Sconn> Well...until the cops came, yeah.

#1055 (0) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<COL_Apoc> size doesn't matter.

#1053 (1) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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<anti-Ket> I'm stupid, not funny, not good looking, not quick witted
<COL_Apoc> so basically...you're Kaz?

#1046 (2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* `Davery vents frustration by giving Kaz a wet willy
<COL_Apoc> We all do that these days.

#1042 (2) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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<COLNachos> never...EVER call me Nacho Boy
<COLNachos> 1) Nach 2) Nachos 3) NachosMan 4) Nichos 5) Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell
<Sconn> Can I call you penisboy?
* COLNachos thwaps Sconn "No"
<Kell_Horn> hey Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell, what's up? :P
<COLNachos> nothin much Kell, how bout you?

#1041 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* COL_Apoc decides he needs more Dea

#1040 () - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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* TyrinDrax gets Randy at the Mike after eating Nachos at the Bonfire because of Poc's Face when he flew the Coop

#1039 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<`Icey`> Im more of an ass man myself apoc

#1037 (-1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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(VA-Shik) ..
<Jan-lo> ...
<RS_Randy> ....
<Nitemare> ...
<Gabrich> ...
<COLNachos> ...
<Jan-lo> heh
(VA-Shik) ..
<Cephisus> ...
<Gabrich> ...
<Nitemare> ...
<RS_Randy> ...
<Cephisus> ...
<Jan-lo> ...
<Cephisus> ...
<Nitemare> ...
<Gabrich> ...
<Jan-lo> ...
<RS_Randy> ...
<Nitemare> ¬.¬
<Gabrich> AH!
<Jan-lo> rofl
<Gabrich> he broke the streak!
* RS_Randy STABZ
<Cephisus> lol
* Gabrich stabs Nite
<RS_Randy> YOU BROKE THE CHAIN!
<RS_Randy> STABBING!
<Nitemare> Jan did first!
* RS_Randy stabz Nite
<Nitemare> FIRST!
<Jan-lo> Uh, yeah.
* Gabrich calls all the capital ships under his command and bombs Nite
<Jan-lo> But they like me.

#1036 (0) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<Biggs> and now Hobbie is gonna show us that cute little ewok dance
<Janson> lmao i just fell out of my chair

Hobbie=Gabrich Varmer

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