<Khaen> jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjj,
<Khaen> damnit!
<Khaen> theres a bit of pickle from my big mac stuck between my J and K keys
<Khaen> im trying to pry the little f*cker out
<Unkown> the EH is gay
<Unkown> the new grand master of the dark brotherhood of jedi has been forcing every member (all 800 of them) to come on IRC and proclaim their loyalty publicly
<Zilch> 3 out of 10
<LCM_Raven> 33%
* LCM_Raven shocks everone with his intelligence :P <LCM-John> how in hell do you get 33% from three tenths?
<`Kaz> Al Gore Math
<Orian> A MONKEY
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I said
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> I said
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to reiterate:
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> I would like to reiterate:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to clarify with all here:
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> I would like to clarify with all here:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<`JK_Rich> what is with you guys with bananas and monkeys?
<MAJ_Mo> I want a pretty girl with my type of personality to make love with me<LCM-Sconn> Mo. There's two things wrong with that.<LCM-Sconn> A) That would imply that you will ever make love. B) There is not another person, let alone a woman, with your personality.
<Dashy> There's a fly, its hovering above a River. Watching the Fly is a fish, the fish thinks "If that fly drops 6 inches lower, then I'll jump out and eat it! Watching the fish is a bear. THe bear thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it. Watching the bear, is a hunter, behind a bush.
<Dashy> The hunter thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, and I'll jump out and shoot the bear
<Dashy> Watching the hunter is a mouse, the mouse thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear and I'll nip out and take the cheese from the hunters lunch box
<Dashy> Watching the mouse is a cat, up in a tree. The cat thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will run out and eat the cheese and I'lljump down and eat the mouse.
<Dashy> 4 seconds later the fly drops 6 inches
<Dashy> The fish jumps out, eats the fly, the bears swips and eats the fish, the hunter jumps out and shoots the bear, the mouse pegs it out as fast as his little legs will take him and eats the cheese, and the cats jumps, misses, and falls in the River....
<Dashy> and the moral of the story is?
<Dashy> Whenever a fly drops 6 inches....there will always be wet pussy! Tada, and Dashy joke a la sh*t!
* Raandu rubs Shik's leg <Raandu> Oh come on.It'll be fun * LGN-Shik swats Raandu <LGN-Shik> so fresh! * Zilch watches Raandu splatter <Raandu> playing hard to get
<StrmTroop> My fin itches dammit
<Col_Coop> you have a fin?
<StrmTroop> .....yes
<Col_Coop> are you a dolphin?
<StrmTroop> No
<Col_Coop> what are you?
<StrmTroop> A person
<Col_Coop> with a fin?
<StrmTroop> ...with a fin
* StrmTroop furiously rubs the back of his neck, massaging the fin
<StrmTroop> Gah!
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<TR_Hawk> didn't you hear?
<StrmTroop> .......
<TR_Hawk> mike can chop it off for you
<StrmTroop> NO!
<TR_Hawk> he's good with knives...
<StrmTroop> It's part of me
* COL-Mike slices the fin cleanly off
* `Kyle eats the fin and runs away
<Col_Coop> just rub some aloe on it
<StrmTroop> Ok
<StrmTroop> I should go to bed now, get some rest
<StrmTroop> DON'T make any quotes of me mentoning my fin
<`Kaz> Yes cocky british
<`Kaz> Tra la la we're going to have colonies......hey you have to pay us lots of tax now!
<`Kaz> ...what are you doing with that rifle
* LGN-Shik runs around the room with a bottle in his pants * LGN-Shik unzips his fly and points the bottle out and grabs a glass, and purs olive oil into it <LGN-Shik> who wants some? (`Kaz) .... (`Kaz) Shik unzipped his fly and asked "who wants some" @ `Kaz hides behind Blaster
(RaanduLOA) Dammit some bozo keep sending me nekkid Britany Spears pics <Ater> ....... <LGN-Shik> ... <Ater> And you're complaining? <LGN-Shik> :RaanduLOA: and that's a bad thing?
<`Kaz> nasty is Rahj in a miniskirt * `Kaz shudders <`Kaz> Last time I ever go into dave's office <Trate> was Dave doing him from the back? <`Kaz> ....you think I'd stay to check?
* COL-Mike starts killing people with his mighty spooge cannon <LGN-Shik> I guess we don't have to worry about mike killing too many... he has the single shot model
<Davey_17> Some people go a bit farther than calling him the pet {LGN-Shik} like what, feeding him kibbles? {LGN-Shik} why do they need an ambassador... {LGN-Shik} i should go sit in there {LGN-Shik} "Hi, I'm just an observer" {LGN-Shik} "I'm quality control, making sure there are enough off color comments, sarcasm, and dildo jokes per hour as required by the Shikkie Bylaws revision 3.6
