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#1684 (3) - Posted by FA Michael Raven
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<Kailen> It's FABULOUS.

-=While holding a Jaegarbomb in the middle of the kitchen=-

#1683 (5) - Posted by BGN Swifty Chapple
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[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww

#1682 (9) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[23:57] <Shorra_36> Also, it gave me an excuse to use the phrase "massive, furry Wookiee dong"

#1681 (4) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[16:46] <`Z`> I got koed and put over by the Rabid Womp Rat =(
[16:46] <`Eric> awwww
[16:47] <`Z`> But I am better now.
[16:48] <`Eric> oh, ok.
[16:48] <`Z`> And I'll be even better in about 12 minutes
[16:49] <`Eric> what heppens in 12 mins?
[16:49] <`Eric> happens*
[16:49] <`Dismal`> Surprize sechs?

#1676 (5) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<RA_Cyrel> The only pleasent thing about warm weather is the lack of clothing some women wear.
<Eric|AFK> there's a down side to that, Cyrel
<RA_Cyrel> I said some women.
<RA_Cyrel> The spherical ones should remain clothed.

#1675 (0) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<Codyman> lol, I love teaching my students fake things
<Codyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<Codyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<Codyman> japanese people are so racist they can totally believe it too

#1674 (14) - Posted by CPT James StarGazer
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<`Josh> I can't see out my window it's raining so hard
<`Josh> If I go away I lost power
<Remus|AFK> okay
<Remus|AFK> the following are current severe thinderstorm warnings for Mass see if one of these is your county Josh
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, NORFOLK COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING UPDATE FOR ESSEX COUNTY, MIDDLESEX COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> Marine Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> SPECIAL MARINE WARNING FOR BOSTON HARBOR, COASTAL WATERS FROM MERRIMACK RIVER MA OUT 25 NM TO PLYMOUTH MA OUT 40 NM, MA
<Remus|AFK> Special Weather Alertsback to top

<Remus|AFK> yea dude
<`Josh> couldn't fucking tell BY THE STORM OVER MY HEAD
<`Josh> dumbass.
<`Josh> Really, we didn't need you to tell me the obvious.
<Rhuryc> I lol'd.
<Swifty> as did I
<`Josh> I kinda figured out we have a sever storm by the lightning and wall of rain blocking out my window

#1671 (10) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<`Remus> welp I am gona go get in my very own bed and fantisize about what it'd be like to be Jessica Simpson for a day night guys.

#1670 (12) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Swifty> <<I also need a master in general. Any recommendations on that one?>>
<@Markus_1> «Sim until you find someone you think would be a good fit.»
<@RAD_Sconn> <<I'd recommend Master Bates. He still floats around the temple from time to time.>>
<Swifty> <<Who is he again?>>
<@RAD_Sconn> <<Tall guy, kinda pink, with a big head.>>

#1669 (12) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<ADM_Raven> I banned all of Hawaii :P

#1667 (5) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<ADM_Raven>> VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAN
<<CMDR_Jace>> they you could do incremental pt based
<<`Vaughan>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
<<CMDR_Jace>> like for 10-20 pts 2 merits
<<ADM_Raven>> you make me happy
<<CMDR_Jace>> 30-50 3 merits etc
<<`Vaughan>> "Sounds like you're sing-songing him" Belinda says, maybe jealously?
<<`Vaughan>> How do I make you happy, Raven dear?
<<ADM_Raven>> you'd better believe it, minister of boobies
<<ADM_Raven>> you're on my level of nerdiness so I don't feel like a complete outcast.
<<`Vaughan>> She giggles
<<`Vaughan>> Haha
<<ADM_Raven>> that and you're fucking awesome
<<`Vaughan>> What in particular has you happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> has me happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> im just drunk. and will be more drunk once the rest of the glass of whatever i had poured in it kicks in
<<`Vaughan>> I mean, what have I done specifically that's got you happy with me :P
<<ADM_Raven>> nothing
<<ADM_Raven>> you're just you
* <`Vaughan> laughs.
<<ADM_Raven>> and that makes you awesome
<<ADM_Raven>> i defy anyone here to disagree with me
<<`Vaughan>> "Awesome. Aww, sounds like he loves you unconditionally" Belinda says
<<ADM_Raven>> Oh I do. She'd better watch out.

#1666 (3) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[19:08] * X has quit IRC (Still making odd noises. Lets send it back to the mechanics again!)
[19:11] <Rhuryc> >.>
[19:11] <Rhuryc> <.<
[19:16] * X has joined #allegience
[19:16] * *.undernet.org sets mode: +o X
[19:17] * X has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
[19:18] <Lord_Draw> X needs to go to the shop

#1664 (12) - Posted by ADM David "Heavy" Pasiechnyk
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[13:31] <Swifty> Finally, please, think before you say/do things
[13:31] <`Remus> I think .
[13:31] <`Remus> Just not all the time.

#1663 (17) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[21:58] <RAD_Sconn> I'll tell you two things about myself -- I'm an asshole, I'm righteously vindictive and I don't play fair.
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He is also the Allegience Battle Group XO, and acts with any and all authority of a Fleet Commanding Officer.
06[21:59] * NaesDraw counts those... Three?
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He also can't count.
[21:59] <Ciredik> We blame that on the weed

#1662 (4) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[17:16] <Z_Antilles> Wait..
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> wait...
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> you have personal experience with your D&D group blowing dick?
[17:16] <Rhuryc> It's fuxin' increable
[17:16] <Ramz> lol

#1660 (9) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[21:17] <Swifty> In Soviet RS, mission plays you

#1659 (16) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[15:12] <Swifty> Big nasty storm not coming
[15:12] <NaesAFK> weatherbug begs to disagree
[15:12] <Swifty> Weatherbug has been wrong
[15:13] <NaesAFK> Radar?
[15:13] <Swifty> Chance of rain 80 percent.
[15:13] <NaesAFK> I can see the red blob
[15:13] <Swifty> 80 is not 100
[15:14] <Swifty> oh shit
[15:14] <Swifty> that blob
[15:14] <NaesAFK> yes, Swifty, THAT blob

#1658 (5) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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[21:28] * X sets mode: +o `Kaz
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> AAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:28] <@Shikkie> heh, the fact that you brag about that
[21:28] * ADM_Raven changes topic to '<`Remus> I mean hey I am only 14 and I'v been around the block more then any of you trust me I have.'
[21:28] <`Remus> 22 times ecactly :)
[21:28] <@Shikkie> just speaks volumes
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> ROFL
[21:28] <@`Kaz> wow you JUST beat me
[21:28] <@Shikkie> HE COUNTS
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> ROTFLMAO

#1657 (7) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[16:27] <Swifty> I need it badly
[16:27] <ADM_Raven> ...you need it badly?
[16:27] <ADM_Raven> Jesus christ Swifty, this is EaW, not sex :P

#1656 (4) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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<R2-Reset> F2
<Teu> O.o
<R2-Reset> oops, I mean (beep)
<R2-Reset> XD
<Teu> UH huh

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