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#1151 (-1) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<Kelron> I am neither with nor against the senator of Zak
<Ciredik> am I a city, country, or planet? :P
<`Entropy> System
<Kelron> Cause only that can contain your ego.
* Ciredik opens up the production center and begins building spacedocks

#1149 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* COL_Gab checks his own agenda
<COL_Gab> 1.) take over the RS and make it Spanish-speaking. Or Catalan at least.
<COL_Gab> That one has been there for real long...
<`Kaz> Pffffffft
<`Kaz> Dream on
<`Face> heh
<`Face> I refrained from saying anything
<COL_Gab> heh
<`Kaz> Shik'll get laid by a supermodel first
<COL_Gab> ROFLMAO

#1148 (-2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Jan-lo> Ares, you loose.

#1147 (-1) - Posted by LGN Eric Skrevski
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<Davin> eric...could you do me a big favor? <Eric_W> Sure * Davin has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#1142 (5) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<`Pluto> i can just see the internet splitting into MS and non MS factions because non MS users can't use anything non MS

#1141 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Jan-lo> I'm in Intel. If we don't know, we make it up.

#1140 (5) - Posted by LCM Robert E. Jensen
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<Kelron> "I say two weeks to get the group rested."
<Kelron> "After that, we head in hard and fast."
<CMR_Randy> "Don't you think we should use protection?"
<Kelron> "We have enough protection right here ::taps the head:: where it counts."
<CMR_Randy> "But what if we don't pull out on time?"
<Kelron> "Oh we will, we'll know when its time to pull out."
<CMR_Randy> "Good, we don't want any accidents."
<Kelron> "Agreed, the concenquences of that are huge. I don't think I could live with those for the rest of my life."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah. Well, from the sound of this things could get a little rough."<CMR_Randy> "But ya know, I like it rough."
<Kelron> "Its definetly going to be a tight situation...and I agree, rough is so much more fun."
<CMR_Randy> "Just as long as it doesn;t get too rough, cause it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt."
<Kelron> "I agree 100%, thats why when you're doin it, you gotta be sure everything is set to go, and all parties know of the dangers of doing it too rough."
<Kelron> "Espically when we go int the back door."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah, cause that can get downright messy."
<CMR_Randy> "If we screw up then they shavit all over us."
<Kelron> "The trick is to be sure they've done their business before we get to ours."
<CMR_Randy> "Well, I just hope that this thing doesn't get ugly."<Kelron> "I'd rather pull out early than too late, cause pulling out late can caus complications."
<Kelron> "Espically with the shield."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah, pulling out late is a very dangerous thing, you never know what exactlys gonna happen."
<CMR_Randy> "Ok, thanks. I definately think we need to do it, it sounds like fun."
<Kelron> "Hell yeah, and no problem."
<CMR_Randy> "But for now I'm gonna go get some Caf and then take a cold shower... it's kinda hot in here."
<Kelron> "I think a cold shower is definetly in order."

#1139 (-1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* COL_Gab shoots random people
*** `Mike` (~mikebulli@AC97B95F.ipt.aol.com) Quit ("They call that being a patriot, I just call it ignorant." -Anti-flag - Red White and Brainwashed)
<COL_Gab> heh
* COL_Gab cleans Mike's blood and hides the body

#1138 (2) - Posted by LCM Pluto III
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<`JK_Rich> I bet you didn't get an NL out every week. :P
<Vender> Now I just have no choice. Bah!
<`JK_Rich> maybe 2 or 3 a month. :P
<VA_Raptor> lol.. no, those NL's were monthly
<VA_Raptor> They were hard as hell to whip up
<`Pluto> if i get one out a month i feel like i'm doing good
<VA_Raptor> Fleet NL's came out more often
* Vender does his bi-weekly, though he could do them daily if he wanted to.. :p
<`JK_Rich> hmmm
<VA_Raptor> bi-weekly NL's? sweet crap
<Vender> Yeah. Plus Killboard&News Updates every 3-4 days.
<`Pluto> * Vender types: "...and today was another exciting day. I sat on my ass and ate a ham sandwich. Activity these past 24 hours has been low..."
<VA_Raptor> ROFL
<Vender> that's ham SAMICH to you, buddy.
<VA_Raptor> Crap.. I laughed at something Pluto said
<`Pluto> heh
<Vender> someone should quote that.. :p

#1136 (2) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Licah> "The Wing overall stands at 60.7%. As you can see, there's over 40% room for improvement" ---Direct quote from Argon

#1135 (3) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<`Entropy> Do you prefer the taste of wood in the morning or at night?

#1134 (2) - Posted by CMDR Dash "Dashimus" Xander
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<Toran> Right, back on ignore you go.
<Cherin> fine. Like I give a [kriff]
<Borsk> People, People, This is not the Animosity Battle Group. :P

#1133 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<BeanyCook> Shan, you bouncy today?
<Kel-Shan> Um...
<CMR_Randy> .....lol Bean
<Kel-Shan> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* CMR_Randy falls over giggling
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Eric_w> lol
* Kel-Shan (both of us) fall over laughing
<CMR_Randy> Great timing :P
* Owain twitches.
* CMR_Randy wipes a tear from his eye :P
<Kel-Shan> rofl...Shan is crying cause she's laughin so hard.

#1132 (2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Shi`iara> I don't have big enough breasts.

#1131 (4) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Dashy> No, your just desprete
<CMR_Randy> heh
<RS_Gizmo> yeh, when spelled correctly :P
<RS_Gizmo> thought that was some kind of french food for a second :P
<RS_Gizmo> "excuse me sir, but would you like a desprete?"
<Dashy> shut up, its late

#1130 (-2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<Dashy> Nothing like being beaten by yourself :P

#1129 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<Vender> I say better stuff all the time..and yet no one quotes it..

#1126 (1) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* Duck3 humps Duck1
* Duck2 humps Duck3
* Duck1 humps Duck2
<Duck1> wait a sec, does that mean we're all male ducks
* Duck3 nods
* Duck2 eyes opens wide and he quickly waddles away

#1125 (6) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Eric_W> Um where did you get the ship Owain?
<Owain> Oh, that was easy. I decided I wanted one. Then I used it in sims, alot. Nobody complained. Eventually, I just persuaded Sconn to put it in the OOB, stating my years of experiance, and blackmailing him with the goat porn pictures.

#1124 (-3) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Kweh walks off back to the Janitor's Office. <Borsk> Don't forget to give Rahj his daily anal masturbation like you promised. <Borsk> You are Rahj's bitch, remember? * Borsk points in the direction of Rahj's office * Kweh goes to Rahj's Office. <Toran> Give him time, Borsk, he still thinks his identity changes with nick changes :P * Kweh stays in there for a second as glass breaks, punches are heard thrown, and then walks back out without a scratch. <Borsk> Wow...you beat up his cat... * Kweh then falls over with giant claw in his back. <Borsk> Well, looks like the cat beat your ass. <Toran> That cat was heavily medicated after the speeder accident, too, what a pussy :P * Borsk watches Rahj's cat drag Tyr back into the office and strange unholy sounds are heard coming out :P* Kweh screams as Rahj's cat penetrates him in 6 places, he didnt even know he HAD. * Kweh comes out, claw marks all over him with giant claw holes.

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