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#393 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Cpt-Gab> !misfortune
<Wesley> (= Cpt-Gab =) Your Misfortune is: Your mom will walk in on you while you're masturbating

#392 (3) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* LtColCoop casts Vender and Jester in the fiery pits o' hell
<Jest|away> oh good, i'm home again

#391 (-2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<`Icey> MY ASS!
<LCL_Kyle> Is big
<`Entropy> Heh
<Capt_Mo> LOL!!!
(Daverion) lol

#389 (3) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<`HotShot> When Orny is Horny, nothing can stop him :P
<Xexre> Yes, things can stop me.
<Xexre> 1.) If it ain't legal
<Xexre> 2.) If it ain't protected
<Xexre> 3.) If it ain't consentual
<Xexre> 4.) If my zipper's stuck
<RS_Sair> Thats why you should carry a pocket knife around with you.

#385 (2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Ater> I'm making this public! Los Has corrupted my Winamp!
<Los> LOL
<Los> ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!
<Ater> It won't stop playing Robbie Williams!

#373 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Kaz> I actually got promoted in RgF once <`Kaz> From LCM to LCM <`Kaz> It was an honor

#370 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Kerensky> Ok, are you all quite finshed fantasising about gay sex with me? <CapnSconn> Oh please Kern...you're the kinda person who would beg for sex. I should know, we smell our own.

#369 (0) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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(`Kaz) Kaz says, Just Say No To CyberPuddy

#368 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<DarkChaos> Hey Shikkie, will you cyber go out with me? <MGN-Shik> chaos... can I cyber shoot you in the face? <DarkChaos> But I cyber love you, Shik! I want to e-marry you!

#364 (0) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Codyman> what's up people?
<`Darkov> de nada.... other than Los is going X-rated with Alty, and Wyvern is trying the impossible :P
<Codyman> sounds like the usual

#362 (2) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Capt_Mo> JORVAL!!!!! HELP!!!!!
<Capt_Mo> those guys in the B&G are trying to do something strange to me again!

#360 (0) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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<`Davery> onotice #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL Here's an idea. We can ban "stupid people" from the club. Then we'll have like nothing :P

#311 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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*** `Hawkeye Quit (Jade Squadron: "Leave No Trace.") <Trace-> HELP! <Trace-> JADE SQUADRON WANTS ME DEAD!!

#306 (0) - Posted by MGN Alexander Kerensky
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(`Davery) HELP SHIK IS COMING ON TO ME IN MESSAGE :P

#298 (1) - Posted by LGN Doth Raandu
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<D_Jester> the 3 types of sex in a relationship.<D_Jester> just met sex. Anytime anywhere<D_Jester> Living together sex. 3 times a week usually in bed<D_Jester> Married sex. Passing each other in the hall and telling each other to f*ck off

#294 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<LCLWyvern> If we manipulate DNA to create female clones of ourselves, does it count as incest or masterbation?

#293 (-3) - Posted by LCM Ater-Itos-Sist-Gand
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BGN-Shik looks at `Davery "I've been a bad bad boy.. I deserved to be spanked"

#290 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Trystan> "Yousa thinking yousa's pants gonna get wrinkled?" "I don't know." "Gungans get pleated to, eh?" "I hope not." "Gungans no dying without pants. We tailors. Wesa got a grand wardrobe!"

#289 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<LCM-Mike> You do not know the power of the perverted side!
<IronManRS> Yeah I do, and it's VERY powerful
<glytch> Join us... together we can end this destructive morality and bring sex jokes to the galaxy!

#288 (0) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Deadmeet> when you see a glass of whiskey filled half way up do you stop and ask if it's half full or half empty? Or do you just drink the damn thing?
<LCM-Cable> if this argument goes on any longer, we'll be drunk as a skunk

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