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#1253 (1) - Posted by COM Leonard Cable
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* Ping-semi has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

#1252 (1) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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* Shinigami pushes past DC's defenses with a wet noodle
* DashClone counter-attacks with a greasy giraffe
* Shinigami counter-counter-attacks with a juicy jackass.
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-attacks with a leperous lepard
<Shinigami> Leopard*
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a horny hound
*DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an angry ant
* Shinigami counts...on his fingers...oh, okay, counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an enraged elephant
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a wobbly whale
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a cocky chicken
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a rioting reindeer
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an asshole antelope
<DashClone> already had a. :P
<Shinigami> Blah
<Shinigami> Fine
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a bitchy bulldog
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a zelous zebra
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a jumpy jackrabbit.
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an ugly umbrella
<Shinigami> Not an animal!
<DashClone> rare cockato
<DashClone> http://www.indyzoo.com/education/anim_facts_detail.asp?id=549
<DashClone> :P
<Shinigami> BEEP
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a victorious vixen.
<DashClone> not a species, just a female fox
<Shinigami> So?
<Shinigami> It works
<Shinigami> It's still an animal
<DashClone> ok
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a mouldy mollusc
* XtremeAfk slaps DashClone around a bit with a large trout
* XtremeAfk slaps Shinigami around a bit with a large trout



#1251 (3) - Posted by MGN Mat Bizegar
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* RS_Gizmo crutches his groin as he lands in a heap on the floor
<Jan-lo> ^_-
<Jan-lo> ...crutches??
<RS_Gizmo> er
<RS_Gizmo> *clutchse
* Jan-lo snickers, then falls over laughing
<Snij> engrish
* SairAFK has joined #RS_Bar_and_Grill
<RS_Gizmo> silence!
* Jan-lo hands Gizmo tiny little crutches

#1248 (1) - Posted by MGN Mat Bizegar
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* Nils listens to computer fan swirling and birds chriping
* Nils dances to music
<`Face> chriping?
<Nils> yeah, you know, when they choke to death
<Nils> while chirping

#1246 (3) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* LCable wraps Jan up in duct tape and rolls her down a hill.
* Jan-lo disappears
<LCable> Damn
<LCable> She's good

#1243 (5) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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*** Houdini- has joined #RSA
*** Houdini- has left #RSA
<Cay-Qel> That was some disappearing act. :-P

#1241 () - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Himm> oh, that's nice...a son
<HimmsSon> Go clean my room, dad. I outrank you! :P

#1240 (-1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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San LC 504: I'll leave you alone for the next 30 seconds

#1238 (1) - Posted by CMDR Dex Bogart
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<Triani> I dunno Licah.
<Licah> Really?
<Licah> Nice to meet you. I'm him.
<Triani> haha.. Smart ass.
<`Raandu> lol
<`Raandu> bite him, Tri
<Triani> Na. He'd like it too much.
<`Raandu> True..
* `Raandu bites Licah.

#1237 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<LCL_Randy> Ya know, second to being a member of the Rolling Stones, prostitution is the oldest human profession? :-P

#1236 (2) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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* Cole` is now known as Cerius
* Jan-lo looks at Coal, "You can't be Cerius."

#1233 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Cephisus> Gab, you're lagged
<Himm> very much so
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> nice to not be the lagged one
<Cephisus> I asked that 5 min ago :p
<Cephisus> yeah Himm
<Himm> :)
* Foxly spanks Gab.
<Gab_LOA> ...
<Gab_LOA> am I lagged?
-> [#ibg] PING
<Gab_LOA> sh!t.
<Foxly> ......that thing
<Himm> he is lagged...
<Cephisus> lol, he's talking alone!!! LOL
<Himm> LOL
<Foxly> I'm good!
<Foxly> 52 mph!
<Foxly> heh, awesome
[Foxly:#ibg PING]
<Cephisus> Stop That! I'm gonna kick him, perhaps when he joinf again he won't be so lagged
<Foxly> He'll realize it in like
<Foxly> 2 minutes :P
<Cephisus> heh
<Cephisus> ok
<Himm> this mean we can say a lot of ... things about Gab, and then run away, and we will be long gone when he sees it, and unable to catch up on us. Cool!!!
<Cephisus> LOL
* Foxly humps Gab.
<Cephisus> everytime Gab writes sopmething I start laughing!! lol
<Himm> lol
-Himm- Pinging me, eh? Go ping yourself.
-Cephisus- I like it, yeah! Yeah! YEAH! Ping me MORE! :P
(note: I had like 3 minutes lag actually :P)

#1231 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<HimmAFK> be right there, just a smoke first
<BGN_GAb> no no no Himm
<BGN_GAb> you don't want me to write /nick Himmswife again
<BGN_GAb> :P
<HimmAFK> uhm...
*** Nils (Nils@adsl-137-208-bs2.tiscali.ch) has joined #ibg
<BGN_GAb> no sh!t, perhaps he does want
<BGN_GAb> I withdraw that comment :P
*** HimmAFK is now known as GabsBabe
<BGN_GAb> awwwwwwwwwww stupid me
<GabsBabe> better this way
*** Licah is now known as GabsGuy
<BGN_GAb> AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GabsBabe> LOL
* GabsGuy snuggles with Gab
*** BGN_GAb is now known as ImnotGab
<ImnotGab> whoever
<GabsBabe> hey, he's mine!!!
<ImnotGab> but not me! :P
<Horn_AFK> heh
* GabsBabe looks at GabsGuy: "Cute!"
* GabsGuy poses

#1228 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<LCL_Randy> Jan, are you by any chance a polygamist? :P
<Jan-lo> heehee

#1227 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** Kicks (chris@12-221-224-83.client.insightBB.com) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<BGN_GAb> wow
<BGN_GAb> if that's Chris!
* BGN_GAb RUNS! :P
<Ceph-AWAY> Chris hello
<Kicks> hi
<Kicks> whats up
<BGN_GAb> nothing really.
<BGN_GAb> Uh yep. Exams.
<BGN_GAb> But nothing really.
<Kicks> then why the wow when i came in
* BGN_GAb watches the sheer volume of paper in the shape of a book he has at his side... P. A. Tipler, Physics for science and technology, volume 2... which means volume 1 is around somewhere, and the sheer volume of paper is acutally twice that of the book
<BGN_GAb> ...ew
<BGN_GAb> which means I should be studying :P
<Triani> Then get cracking. :P
<Kicks> ok so did anyone actualy need me for anything
<BGN_GAb> mmmm no :P
<Kicks> ok
<Kicks> see ya
*** Kicks (chris@12-221-224-83.client.insightBB.com) Quit (Quit)
<BGN_GAb> ...heh
<BGN_GAb> Ok let's see if this works...
<BGN_GAb> Ceph, I don't need you either. You can go. :P
* BGN_GAb looks at his watch, then at Ceph
*** Ceph-AWAY (~cefiso@80-26-50-238.uc.nombres.ttd.es) has left #rs_bar_and_grill

#1226 (2) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<Ceph-AWAY> Input: deleting Himm's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert dog's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Himm! say woof!
<Ceph-AWAY> Intput: deleting Dan's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
*** `Dan is now known as `DanTV
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert woman's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Error, Error!!!
<Wessy_AFK> lol
<Wessy_AFK> he's scared now :p

#1225 (-2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> now Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> No Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in Norway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting disconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"

#1223 (-3) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* TechKrill *WHACKS* Nitemare...I hope you enjoyed that...'cause you're gonna be sleeping on it for a while...
<TechKrill> woah that came out wrong...

#1222 (-1) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* Jan-lo swats Tech with a large hydrospanner
<TechKrill> ow!
<TechKrill> is that a hydrospanner or are you just happy to see me?
<Jan-lo> *whack, whack*
<TechKrill> love taps, right? :)
<Jan-lo> *WHACK*

#1218 (0) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<ShikAfk> I can't get 8 hours of sleep without my dog trying to lick my face

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