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#1122 (3) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* Shil has quit IRC (I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks)

#1120 (-3) - Posted by LCM Bonaparte
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> maybe i would't have a messed up mind next time around
<Kweh> ...ever hear of First Impressions?
<Kweh> Mine's not too good of you...
> is that bad?
<Kweh> ...
> heheheheh
<Indiana> I'm going to kill him.
<Kweh> No, I'm going to.
<Kweh> Or...Ladies first.
Kweh points his hands towards Bones, bowing. :p

#1118 (5) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<`Dy-semi> It's hard to be a cynic when you're eleven.

#1117 (2) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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<SeanWingr> She was in the Babysitter's Club TV series!
<SeanWingr> I saw every episode of that...
<`Dy-semi> Out of interest, are you fairly feminine? Purely out of curiosity. :P
<SeanWingr> Me?
<`Dy-semi> Yeah.
<SeanWingr> What makes you think that?

#1115 (-1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* CMR_Randy throws the cat in the grill
<CMR_Randy> Anyone up for some hot pussy? :P

#1107 (-2) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Borsk> you haveth the...PINK EYE! :P
<`Jester> Apoc: Don't stick your finger in it
<COL_Apoc> ROFL!
<Cay-Qel> ty
* COL_Apoc looks at Shik
<COL_Apoc> LOL!
<COL_Apoc> Well, I think the cause of the injury was pink...but you know, not sure it was kinda dark.
<ADM-Shik> lol
<ADM-Shik> LROFLASFFF
<ADM-Shik> you shoulda got a good look at it
<COL_Apoc> Dude, it was right in my eye. I couldn't get a good light view :-P
<ADM-Shik> heh
<ADM-Shik> what if it managed to be a few inches lower and centered? :P
<COL_Apoc> Well...then maybe,
<`Jester> You should tell Sconn to be more careful about where he shoves his wang
<COL_Apoc> but its a moot point :-P
<COL_Apoc> Jest...not a wang.
* COL_Apoc looks around
<COL_Apoc> and not a cunt either.

#1101 (36) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* `Kyle changes topic to 'I haven't said it enough lately, AOL sucks!'
* `Kyle has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#1100 (-1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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• CMR_Randy nods and moves to dock with the War Frigate
* Cay-Qel fires at the same three
<CMR_Randy> CMR_Randy: 6D6+2 -- 6 3 6 2 6 4 +2 -- Total: 63 Bonus: 34

#1099 (2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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• `Jacob runs his fingers along some runes in the wall, then presses against a section of wall <`Jacob> GM: The wall slides away to reveal a staircase * Ciredik immitates a house salesman, "Along with cobwebs, sith demons, and delux stone walls, the sith temple also features secret passageways and numerous other evil entities for your enjoyment."

#1097 (-3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<B_Jynzer> they were big, too...got some nice holes in me

#1096 (1) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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* ChzNachos brings another medic into the room to chase Jan around
* Jan-lo goes with the medic to another room for a full exam so he'll leave her alone

#1095 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Hekker`> "Flashbang!" * Hekker` plucks the flashbang off his belt, pulls the pin and rolls it into the pack of creature things
<Hekker`> "Fire in the hole!" <WesBelden> Hekker`: 3d6 -- 1 1 1 -- Total: 3 <WesBelden> GM: Hekker drops the flashbang into his trouser pocket

#1094 (-2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Sconn hides on his duct tape and plywood throne of Nigh-invulnerability.

#1092 (0) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<WesBelden> its like an empty chasm that needs filling, <WesBelden> but you have no idea how or why<CMR_Randy> Your ass, Giz? :P<WesBelden> are you calling my ass an empty chasm?

#1090 (3) - Posted by MGN Xtremegene
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<Earthkeep> The RS is filled with immature people. I'd join the EH, but there are some people I'd miss

#1088 (1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Kelron gives Mike Los.<Kelron> what about now?<TyrinDrax> NOW I'm gay <TyrinDrax> ...Los made me gay <Kelron> well, she has that effect on Men.

#1084 (2) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<`Entropy> Oh Poccie...<COL_Apoc> yes?<`Entropy> That favor you asked last night. You still need it done?<Borsk> Poccie's gonna get some! :P

#1077 (3) - Posted by GEN Deltan Saviri
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<Sair-semi> ...quit that, Sconn.
<Sair-semi> Its unnatural.
* Sconn does something unnatural to Sair.
<Sair-semi> ..

#1076 (-1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<CMR_Randy> I'm pregnant?
<CMR_Randy> Who is the father
<CMR_Randy> ?
<CMR_Randy> Mike?

#1075 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Borsk> Poc, I respect a man's need for porno, I won't tell Shan :P

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